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2014

20

Nov

Sasha Luss Amazing for Vogue Germany of the Day

I have a thing for Russian girls….especially the tall and skinny ones…who end up being models instead of cam girls….mainly because Russian girls are fucking amazing. They have no soul, they are dark, they are pragmatic, and they are crazy all thanks to generations of communism…not to mention, the tall and skinny ones are the ones who got away, you know who don’t have to work on cam sites, pissing for some fat American who is paying 10 dollars a minute, while some mafia sex trade leader stands on guard…to make sure she doesn’t cry for help…

Her name is Sasha Luss. She’s 22. She’s tall and skinny…and I would love her, but instead I am in love with her friend…Daria…who if you’re out there…come hold me and tell me everything will be ok…

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2014

20

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets her Tattoo of the Day

Lady Gaga posted pictures getting an armpit tattoo for her fans…and there was really nothing erotic about it, and I don’t even think there is really a story here, unless you are like my old roommate who had an armpit fetish, and would beg every girl he met, usually in the first 10 minutes of meeting him, to let him fuck their armpits, to which you’d expect most girls to be disgusted by and run off shaking their heads, but surprisingly, every few mornings, a different girl would walk out of his room, and I’d know exactly what went down…motherfucker fucked her armpit…and never her pussy….it made for a really interesting walk of shame….with girls from all walks of life…but that has nothing to do with Lady Gaga, I mean other than he’d probably jerk off to these pics…thanks to armpit…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

20

Nov

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s…

I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian Reads 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

Kim Kardashian was doing some Australian radio show, and they had her read out of 50 Shades of Grey, because I guess they are two years behind in Australia, and this kind of prank isn’t played out and I guess either is Kim Kardashian….it’s like the one last market in the world to bother with her…at least that is what I would hope for…

The interesting thing is that even when she’s participating in silly stunts, she’s still peddling her shitty products, becuse they product placed her perfume, something I am sure her contract stipulated, beause she’s here to make money…

If you want to see how it all started, with her own black on beige SEX TAPE ….doing her own variation of “50 shades” CLICK HERE , because that’s all that really matters when it comes to Kim Kardashian….

The rest is just noise and publicity stunts…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

20

Nov

Marion Cotillard for SNC Russia Magazine of the Day

Marion Cotillard is from France, has been a bunch of movies – and now she is naked in some Russian magazine…that is hardly naked enough for someone from France, but totally naked enough for a 40 year old….

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Marion Cotillard

2014

20

Nov

Michael Phelps Dates Hermaphrodites of the Day

So Taylor Lianne Chandler is apparently Michael Phelps girlfriend, who he has admitted is his girlfriend, and she has admitted that she was born David Roy Fitch, and had both male and female genitalia…

So a hermaphrodite…at least according to her…because it makes a good story for the press, a real good story…it is so good.

Years ago, I OUTTED ONE OF PHELPS’ GIRLS …since then, I’ve met many many girls who have had sex with him, so I don’t think he’s a homo in any way….I also don’t think fucking hermaphrodites is that gay – because they do have vaginas when they are born…in fact I think a lot of girls are born with dick clits…and I’ve even had some dick clits which made me say “wtf”…but not stop what I was doing…because I was too busy doing it….and there are so many “straight dudes” who fuck tranny…I mean, I think most tranny fuckers are straight weirdos…

I don’t think it’s a big deal, but I do think it is pretty hysterical…anything for attention or a scandal…and this anything is something magical….the double genital creature with the human fish. Freaks everywhere…

Posted in:Michael Phelps

2014

20

Nov

FSU Students in Library while Shooter is on the Loose and Other Videos of the Day

Dog Escapes Python

Grandmas Smoke Weed for the First Time of the Day

Rush Hour in India

Idiot Driver of the Day

Cops Open Fire on dudes in Texas

Nurse Who Gives Testicular Exam

Armed Robbery of the Day – Kids Shoot Store Clerk, Store Clerk Dies…

Pedestrian Near Miss…

Posted in:Videos

2014

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

For the last 10 or 15 years I have been seen as an internet troll, or creep, to the girls I would randomly message creepy things to…but in the last 10 or 15 years I think I have finally mastered the being romantic but still a creep…with messages like “I want my dick in your ass so that we can finally be one again…soul mate”…..or “I want pictures of your Spread Asshole, so I can imagine licking you asshole to pussy while rubbing your clit….but I’d rather talk to you about our future together”….

Walkin’ that fine line motherfuckers…real internet love is going to happen…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Passionate Kiss of the Day
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Girls in Slutty Poses
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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10 Guys Who Aren’t People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Jeans…
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Winter is the Worst…
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TV Land is Done with Cosby Show
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Alexandra Eriksson Bikini Ass…
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Nick Jonas is No Longer a Promise Ring Wearing Virgin
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12 Kids WHo Say Fuck Dress Code
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Mistletoe Drones
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Don Sutherland has a Boner for J.Law
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Silly DJ Gifs
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s a snowstorm in the majority of the US, and everyone is going nuts, because they aren’t from Canada and they don’t realize it’s been snowing here since July…which is why I drink, I mean that and forgetting all that has gone wrong in life…that I am reminded of every time I watch my wife choke on her waddle….you know the kind of body that would want her mouth and ass and vag raped by pudding pops manned by Bill Cosby, just to get the calories in…

I have more to say…but Here are some stepLINKS…instead.

Lady Gaga’s Slutty Tattoo
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Celebs Holding Koala Bears
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Today in Hot Asses
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Miss BumBum – Recreates Kim K’s Ass Pose
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Kendra Wilkinson is not a Tranny – We’ve Seen Her Fuck
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Italian Chef Struggles to Pronouce Worcestershire Sauce…
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Slut of the Day
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Georgia Salpa’s Big Cleavage
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Reddit User Fails at Shoveling Snow on a Bike at Bills Stadium
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Tallulah Willis Shaved her Head
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Miley Cyrus in Leggings
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Dad Fails at Scolding Kids for Playing with Paint
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Homegrown Michea Crawford in Lingerie
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Tongue
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Lady Gaga See Through Shit…
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Taryn Manning Got Arrested for Death Threats…
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World’s Tallest Roller Coaster
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Kelly Brooks’ Fat Ass in Jeans
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This Bitch Totally Knows How To Go Down
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Sexiest Man Alive for the Homos
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The Girl who married the Sexiest Man ALive
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Girls With Guns
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Asia – Where Normal Goes to Die
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Christina Milian’s Nipples
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15 Next Level Moments in Crochet
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Top 3 Model Instagrams…
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Meanwhile at the Local Boat Ramp…
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Kathy Griffin is the New Joan Rivers – Like She Always Wanted
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Rihanna Classes it Up
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Tight Parallel Park
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Babe in a Bikini
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Elizabeth Banks Tells Jennifer Lawrence She has a Penis
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Salt Water Ass Taffy… Yes Please!
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Marijuana Breathalizer
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Molly Shannon’s Got New Boobs
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Ariana Grande is a Concert Whore
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Hilary Baldwin Wierd on TV
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Nisan Trolls a Guy Proper
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Pedestrian Teaches Cars How to Use Crosswalk…
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Duggars Making a Glass Dildo
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Babe Half Naked in Red
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The Man and His Fap
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Ass Flash
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Interactive Porn: A Day with Dillion Harper
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Naked Weightlifting
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Some Topless Random Chick
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Ok Now Pee in Your Mouth
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Piss on an Escalator
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Girl Eating a Dildo
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Girl Doens’t Want to Be Black
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Classy Chick Fight
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Crazy Longboarders
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Selena Gomez’s Nip Slip
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Big Tits Of the Day
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus by Terry Richardson of the Day

Miley Cyrus is the spokesperson for some Seamless pantyhose company, which is great news to all the pantyhose fetishists I know exist, because there was a period of time where I was one, not that it ever really became a fetish, but it was the 80s and ripping a hole in the nylons to get access was hot…whether in a mail room of an office setting, or a night club, because every girl wore these things…and they made their legs and asses look amazing

I think I lost my pantyhose fetish, when I smelled pantyhose foot, which is a far worst smell, even on a clean girl, not that I’ve ever fucked a clean girl, but I am assuming they smelled some level of cheese that tarnished pantyhose for me for the next 2 decades….it was like “get out of those things and soak your feet before I suck your toes and violate you with my mouth – girl who is too drunk at happy hour after working all day at the bank to know where she is #billcosby…

That’s besides the point, the point here is why the fuck isn’t Miley, in her seamless pantyhose, showing off her ass…this is for Terry Richardson. I expect more.

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