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2014

19

Nov

Lauren Cohan for Women’s Health of the Day

Lauren Cohan is some 32 year old from Walking Dead, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me, or at least people fighting off Zombies bore me….I mean sure if there was a Zombie apocalypse that happened during this recent Ebola outbreak, I’d probably care, but when I see it on TV, I just find it silly as fuck, and I just want the Zombies to wipe out humanity, because Humanity is a pretty miserable thing, especially when it is represented by silly actors who are overpaid to pretend they care about anything more than their pay checks and egos.

That said, she’s in Women’s Health, has a good body for 32, but Women’s House, like Shape, hire some real bootleg photographers, and those bootleg photographers, take real garbage pics. This is up on some High School year book shit, I am sure even the biggest Walking Dead fan can’t jerk off to…but that you probably can, because High School Yearbook pics is your thing.

Posted in:Lauren Cohan

2014

19

Nov

Fabienne Hagedorn Topless Model for Kesler Tran of the Day

Fabienne Hagedorn is a model that’ I’ve never heard of, but she is actually signed, she actually gets work, so don’t confuse her for some instagram model, because I know, according to instagram studies, 97% of all girls on Instagram are models, they are just waiting for their big campaign, that they assume will come when they hit 100,000 followers, and it probably will, because the world is lazy and companies just run after people they think people care about, even if those people are garbage…

It’s a vain world, where everyone is self obsessed, maybe even disgusting, but as long as stars like Fabienne Hagedorn break through the noise, because she has real fucking talent, and by talent I mean a hot fucking body, I figure who cares, let it happen, we’re all gonna die anyway, and everything is a scam, at least now the scam goes back to the people…even if the people are idiots…

Either way, real model, real tits, trying to get ahead….we like.

Posted in:Fabienne Hagedorn

2014

19

Nov

Keke Palmer’s See Through of the Day

I know very little about Keke Palmer, not because I am a racist and black people don’t exist to me, but because I don’t care about anyone or anything, and she’s pretty much marketed to a very different demographic than me…

According to Wikipedia she was Akeelah and the Bee ….a movie I’ve never seen. She’s been in other shit. She has a song…and all it really took for her to get household, at least as far as I’m concerned, is a see through top that showcases her nipple rings like she was Rihanna…

So girls, if you’re a celebrated child actor, trying to get into things that are a little more broad…pierce your nipples and show them off…because people will notice…at least perverts like me…but we count…barely…but we count…

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2014

19

Nov

Janice Dickinson on Bill Cosby of the Day

I don’t care about this Bill Cosby scandal that’s going on. I feel like it happened before and is just a diversion from his pedophilia. You know never trust a man who seduces kids with JELLO, has a show where they sit on his lap about kids saying the Darndest things, before being a huge sitcom success….I mean in the 50s when he went to college to be a teacher…you’d think some alarms would go off….since any grown man drawn to kids…is usually a fucking predator…

That said, Zombie woman and original supermodel according to Janice Dickinson, was reliving the glory days, and figured she might as well cash in and have people talk about her rugged plastic surgery body that is melting off her frail model bones, because she’s come out to attack Cosby from a 1980s encounter where she tried seducing him to get on his show…

This is what she said:

Dickinson said she met Cosby in Lake Tahoe at his urging after he said that he would help her with her singing career. They had met earlier when her agent had introduced them, hoping that she could get a job on “The Cosby Show.”

Dickinson said that after dinner, she and Cosby were in her hotel room and that he gave her some red wine and a pill. She had asked for a pill because she had been suffering stomach pains.

“The next morning I woke up and I wasn’t wearing my pyjamas and I remembered before I passed out I had been sexually assaulted by this man,” she said. She said she remembered Cosby dropping the robe he had been wearing and getting on top of her.

She said she never confronted Cosby about the incident.

“I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do and this happened to me and this is a true story,”

Sounds legit. So she asked for the pill while drinking and she woke up naked and assaulted…I am not a victim shamer, but seriously, this woman’s had more cock than a Colonial Sanders…and there comes a time when you can’t really take their rape claims seriously….”I swear I said no, he just couldn’t hear me cuz my mouth was full of his balls”…

Either way, rape is bad, but you can’t rape the willing, and I would assume based on her leathery body, that she’d actively encourage rape these days…just because she craves human touch…

Here’s a tribute to her…while she tries to drag your childhood JELLO man through the mud, not because she’s in the KKK, but becuase 40 years is the right amount of time to remember the incident clearly, especially after 40 years of booze and drugs.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson

2014

19

Nov

FEMEN VS CHRISTIANITY WITH BUTT PLAY and Other Videos of the Day

Stupid Saudi of the Day

Reporter VS Skateboard

The WaterMelonMan – No Racist

Croc VS Puppy

The Dutch Guy Not Into Being Arrested

Human Claw Grabber is Some Weird Shit

Worcestershire Sauce Chef

This is What Happens When you Eat Out Paris Hilton

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

There is something magical about drinking whiskey in an Asian restaurant until you can’t see, asking every asian girl in the place if it is full service waitressing, with them pretending they didn’t understand your racist request for a handjob, until doing a demo so they really get what you want, only to refer you next door, to get it….such a practical people.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Evangeline Lilly Monster
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15 White Trash Car Decals
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Girls Who Do Selfies…
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The Rise and Fall of the Guy with the Girl’s Voice
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Honest Little Mermaid Trailer
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Brooklyn Woman Tests Negative for Ebola
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Kat Torres is a Hot Lingerie Model
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Tight Parallel Parking Job
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Chelsea Handler Panty Flash
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Lisa Opie Tight Body in a Bikini
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Ubisoft First Person Adventure Video
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10 Rap Songs About Nothing
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Pole Dancer of the Day
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I offered my wife the opportunity to have a polygamous relationship – knowing that no one would fuck her and that thanks to tinder and false promises of fame since this site is massive – some girls are dumb enough to fuck me…..I figured it would make cheating on her less of a bad thing – with her consent, plus I’d be able to do it on my couch instead of having to find places to go…

She wasn’t down…but the good news is, she’s too fat to really enforce much, she always gets out of breath, so tinder girlfriends who think I am 22, get ready.


14 Couples that Will Ruin Romance
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Tan Lines of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Back Hurt for a Week After Her Shoot
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Kim Kardashian Shows You How to Balance a Champagne Glass On Your Ass
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Bella Thorne 16 Tear Old Thong Bikini
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Superheroes in Renaissance Clothing is Pretty Next Level
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Winning Ass of the Day
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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panty Pic
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Kate Upton is a Big Fucking Girl
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Jennifer Lawrence Does Hunger Games Premieres
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Grocery Shopping in the Arctic is Expensive
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Chris Pratt is the Sexiest Man ALive…
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Charles Manson’s Getting Married
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Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Miss Universe Anna Andres in Lingerie
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3 Model Instagrams
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Tila Tequila Pregnancy Pics to Celebrate her Birth of a Demon Child….
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Angelina Jolie in a Black Dress
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10 Reasons to Be Pumped for Winter
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Wild in the Streets of Los Angeles
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Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson Together
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Kat Torres in Lingerie
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Katy Perry in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Care That She Flashed Her Nipples
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Coffee Cups Turned Into Comics
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Watch the Guy in the Middle of this 35 Man Armed Robbery
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Amy Adams is Super Boring in Vogue
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Jessica Simpson is the Perfect Spokesperson for Hunger Games
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What Life Looks Like in Thermal
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Keke Palmer Weirdo See Through Bra of the Day
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Demi Moore – Old Lady Cleavage
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Celebs that Look Like Mattresses
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Pics of a Girl from the AT&T Commercial
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Half Court Shot of the Day
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S Club 7 Reunion
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Chelsea Handler’s Ass in Panties…
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Weird Picture of the Day…
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Taylor Swift Lip Syncs to Her Song
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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The Best Driver’s License Pic Ever….
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Bai Ling Nipple Flash
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The Porn Dude Will Show You The Way
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Naked Girls Does Laundry
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Sophie Monk Did Playboy
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January Jones Naked in the Pool
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Public Breakdown
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The Best Naughty Girls Getting Naked
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Naked Girls Have a Pillow Fight
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Girl Who Talks Dirty and Strips for You
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This is Scary
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Ass Balancing of the Day
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Mom Has No Control
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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College Girl Does a Strip…
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Russian Pissing Contest
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Lesbians of the Day
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Czech Girls Fucking….is Next LEvel.
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Some Girl Naked Outdoors
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Dude Hanging From his Balls
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Mermaids are Real!
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More and More Amazing Girls are Getting Naked on Cam…
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Cassidy Ellis Flashing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

18

Nov

2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models…

So here are the details…


Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition)

Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine

Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.

Posted in:Fashion|Pirelli Calendar

2014

18

Nov

Bella Thorne is a 17 Year Old Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10….

That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

18

Nov

Hayden Panettiere is Very Pregnant of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant…so I guess, like all new moms or moms to be, her hormones are telling her this a beautiful time in her life that she will cherish until the day she dies, much liker her mom cherished her, before whoring her out to producers at a young age, because that’s what you do when all you can do is Soap Operas, you try to get better gigs for your baby…

In cherishing the beauty that is her pregnancy, she’s decided to slip into a bikini, to show off how fucking big she is, because it’s pretty fucking big, up on some ready to drop porn that doesn’t allow penetration since the baby or in this case multiple babies are poking out already, making it impossible…

I guess what we are looking at is her midget frame hosting a normal sized baby, or maybe a plus sized baby, thanks to her 6 foot 7 boyfriend, up on some Pomeranian getting Knocked Up by a Great Dane, the human version weirdness…and I have a feeling you find this oddly erotic…because her fan base is virgin loser like that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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