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2014

10

Nov

AnnaSophia Robb Booty of the Day

Homeschooled AnnaSophia Robb, who we can all assume has weirdo Jesus freak parents who didn’t want her to be tainted by their hedonistic ways, like weed and heroin and anal sex, because it would get in the way of their stage parenting, you know their whoring of their daughter for personal gain, back when they got her into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a movie your creepy ass probably jerked off to because candy seduces kids, and chocolate factories are way more legit than the bag of lollipops you have in your rape van – weirdo….

She’s gone onto such great things as playing a Young Sarah Jessica Parker…something that would upset me knowing what an Old Sarah Jessica Parker looks like…

All this to say, she’s dong some yoga and her ass looks round and huge and that’s a good thing.

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2014

10

Nov

Top 10 Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Hanging at the EMAs of the Day

I know that at least one of you is a racist who thinks that Nicki Minaj is the devil’s work, making the devil music, while parading around stage with her big ass implants and thighs and tits, because they are the number one prop in her professional acting character roll of female rapper…when we all know she went to a casting call and this hard attitude is just a fucking lie…wishes her hanging on stage at the EMAS was more her hanging from a tree in your southern hometown…

Well you shouldn’t hate her as much as you do, because she’s making white girls everywhere grow fat asses and shake said asses, while giving the rest of us hope that we do will one day scam the world into thinking we have some level of value that should be rewarded, when really we are just low level clowns…

That said, the EMAS are dumb….here are some pics…

Here’s some Ariana Grande…not that you care…or at least you shouldn’t care, and not because she fucks black dudes, but because she’s fucking boring pop garbage that should be taken out back and shot, but instead is celebrated, when even her pantsless shit is boring as fuck, but maybe because there’s no ass shots…and what is pantsless with no ass shots…right…

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2014

10

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fat Belly Takes a Selfie of the Day

I guess even models are caught up on the social media thing, you’d think that they’d have enough of cameras now that they’ve made millions, but I guess they feel the need to keep up their social media for those people who care about them, because an active social media, is another way to charge more money for a job that is totally redundant, if not useless, because I don’t think anyone really gives a fuck if Alessandro Ambrosio is endorsing a product, knowing she got paid a million dollars for said endorsement, it kind of takes any and all authenticity out of her promoting something, when you know she was just bought, but then again people are idiots….and they may fall for it, making this girl more money than she deserves…

All this to say, I like her belly, fatty with 2 kids needs to retire.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

10

Nov

Amanda Seyfried Has No Ass and Crooked Cameltoe of the Day

I know I’ve seen her naked and think she’s great, but ever since I heard she was fucking Justin Long, the mac guy, no matter how many stocks he was given in their rebrand campaign, or how many millions of dollars he is worth because of said campaign, he is still Justin Long, and her vagina must be broken for that to happen, and is definitely broken now that it has happened, and gone on far too long, tainting her…ruining her….and I guess these gym pants jacked up her crooked vag give us all something to look at closely, all forensic, CSI on it, to see if in fact her vagina has turned diagonal, of if it is just a fold in her pants…

The sick thing in all this is that I still kinda like her…despite all the hate I have for her polluting herself…fascinating

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2014

10

Nov

Rihanna’s Behind the Scenes for Esquire of the Day

Rihanna was in the latest issue of Esquire. The pics are pretty porny, but I guess not that porny, because if they were they wouldn’t have corporate advertising funding the shit, and instead she’d be on the stripper tour to make extra money, because that’s how pornstars work, where as Rihanna just makes hundreds of millions of dollars and does this half naked shit for fun, because I guess it reminds her of her hooking youth – turning tricks for British tourists for money that ended up turning into become an empire, so don’t believe anyone when they tell you that whoring doesn’t lay a solid foundation for a bright future…because now when she whores, it is for fun…you know the puritan kind of whoring…and this video is a win.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

10

Nov

Russian Drinker and Other Videos of the Day

Abusive Comments Caught on Air

NYC Subway Fight

Possible Subway Masturbator

Peeing on Shoe Prank Fail

The Guy Who Hit a Guy’s Girl and Got Beat Up

The Guy Who Smokes Fireworks

Chick on Drugs of the Day

Girl Hit By Car On Abbey Road

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you are trying to get a girl to have sex with you – do not tell her that she shouldn’t be scared to come home with you because you only murder homeless people, especially if you don’t murder homeless people, because she will find you weird and the defense that they don’t pay taxes or have a civic address means they aren’t actual people and in turn don’t count when you kill them, won’t hold up in court…and it won’t hold up when debating why she should go home with you…

Here are some morning links…

Really Stupid Extreme Sports
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Totally Unretouched Photo of Britney Spears
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Bathroom Mirror Prank
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The Interception of the Year
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini
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Chinese Chicken Themed Pop Song
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Protest Signs of the Day
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Dancing Roommate
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12 Clever Repurposed Things
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Alyssa Arce in a Black and White Shoot
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Young Boston Fan
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Mascots that Will Lose Their Job
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Lais Navarro is Modelling Bikinis
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3 Year Old VS Rubiks Cube
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Baby Gorilla Killed at the San Francisco Zoo – Because Zoo’s are Inhumane
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Jessa Duggar Didn’t Bang Her Husband in Church
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11 Awesome Dad Reflexes
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Dudes Ruining Photos of Babes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have never had a girl want to have my baby. I know so many dudes who have had crazy bithes trap them for life by refusing the abortion, you know girls who just wanted the man, or the sperm donor, but for some reason, a reason I call genetically inadequate, even the worst fat chick looks at me and says “I would neve rhave that dudes kid”…they say…”even though i am a mormon jesus lover who hates abortion, pregnancy with that guy would be the fucking worst, and I’d vaccuum that fucker out”….

Sure, It’s worked out for me, but maybe I want to make babies, have a legacy through a parasite piece of shit…or at least try to make babies, inside models, and strippers, because it’s fun…now if only I can get a boner…#alcoholism…

Here are some stepLINKS…

14 Vintage Sex Toys…that Look Like Torture Devices…
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Seinfeld is Autistic
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Girls in Bed
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Wird Hits a GoPro with a Golf Club
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Rachel Bilson and Boyfriend Named Their Kid Briar Rose
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Candice Swanepoel Set of VS Shoot
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Patricia Jordane’s Racy Naked Shoot
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Ben Affleck Flexes his Tits
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Doutzen Kroes Pregancy Body…
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10 Favorite Quotes From Jon Stewart from New York Mag
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The Best Moustaches to Ever Be on TV
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A Bunch of Asses
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Keira Knightley Topless Shoot
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3 Supermodel Instagrams
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Sea Lion Chases a Boat
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Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Shit Her Pants
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15 Signs that will Offend
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Some Instagram Ho of the Day
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Great Historical Photos
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Vincent Van Gogh – May have been Murdered
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Body Parts that are in Fashion…
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Cara Delevingne Sex with Jack O’Connell…
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Jennifer Aniston is Ugly
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Taylor Swift Crystal Light Mash-Up Video
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Ass Implants of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Tits
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Mirror Selfies
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Lorde’s New Video
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Best News Story Ever
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The Raccoon that Hates the Cold
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Erica Campbell Takes off Bikini…
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Nina Agdal GIFs
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Britney Spears Braless Candids…
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The Big Old Titties…
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Viola Bailey Big Tits..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Nicole Kidman – Nipple SLip
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Topless Model Brushes Teeth
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Busty Brunette Has a Vag
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Jagerbomb Bar Trick with a Slut
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie…
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Pregnant in a Bikini Lesbian Porn of the Day

Pregnant in a Bikin while Lesbians lick up your bloated and disgusting filled up uterus thanks to sex with a 7 foot tall Russian mosnter….porn….is not really exciting….whether circus freak midget Hayden Panettiere is part of it or not…whether she’s juggling or riding a unicycle…or not…whether her creepy fan base who love hr despite her having nothing good about her or not..pregnant belly needs to be hidden always….No skimpy bikini, no excited lesbiand friends..none of whatever is going on here…but it happened and here it is – bye.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2014

07

Nov

Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski for Cosmo of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.

It makes sense to me.

Here is her Cosmo shoot.

She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…

Fuck this trick….pics…

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