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2014

05

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski in a Tight Dress at an Event of the Day

I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam….

She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

05

Nov

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

Miranda Kerr is working for Wonderbra, because I guess Wonderbra wanted to give a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret by stealing their model – who they want nothing to do with since she’s a hooker….because Victoria’s Secret stole everything from Wonderbra…you see, if you know anything about bra wars, and I do, because I used to jerk off to bra catalogs when porn wasn’t accessible…Wonderbra dominated the good push up and cleavage…then Victoria’s Secret came in, destroyed, conquered and left Wonderbra for the 40 year olds…who missed the low grade Victoria’s Secret movement that is all hype…for nothing…when really we should focus on the slave labor they use to make your 50 dollar thong..

Doesn’t matter, either does Miranda Kerr..

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2014

05

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Gigi Hadid is some LA Rich kid, and like the majority of LA Rich kids, she doesn’t want to do anything of substance in her life, she wants to be a fucking model because models are relevant, they have instagram fame and they make some money, even though she doesn’t need money, all while not actually working….but pretending to be working and the whole thing is so glamourous, laid back and amazing…and their parent’s all encourage it, because they are just as horrible as their kids, and their kids being told they are hot, makes them feel like they are hot…and that’s just something that money can’t buy…or maybe it can, maybe it did…maybe that’s what these pics are….for Harper’s Bazaar…who made her look like a clown- because I guess they are mocking her…

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2014

05

Nov

Bianca Balti Wedding Dress Porn of the Day

There is nothing erotic about girls in wedding dresses, unless of course those wedding dresses are being worn for some rich asshole who the model in the wedding dress is marrying for the good life, or for an ad campaign….and not for you, because one thing I know for sure, is that even the hottest girl’s husband secretly hates her for stealing his freedom and life…marriage is a joke…

But there’s a fantasy in girls in wedding dresses on their way to their wedding letting you up in them before it’s too late…one last hurrah…usually she is marry a friend of yours…and your an asshole…but are you really? I mean it’s not like you’re the one getting married..

Anyway, here’s Bianca Balti – in wedding dresses getting paid bro….

Posted in:Bianca Balti

2014

05

Nov

Die Antwoord’s New Video of the Day

I was one of the first site’s to post a Die Antwoord video – many many years ago – and I’ve consistently been into whatever it is that they are doing with their weridness. I just think it’s funny that they became very mainstream and college girls eat this shit up and love it harder than I love college girls who don’t love me…

This is their new video with Cara Delevingne and other tricks…

Now dance….

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2014

05

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s at an Event of the Day

Candice Swanepoel…is alright…for a South African….

I mean I wouldn’t want to be black and around her, knowing she would want to chain me up to work her farm…or maybe I would…because if you’re going to be owned by a white person, it’s better when it is this Blood Diamond, even if she’s statistically more likely to have AIDS than a street hooker…

Don’t hate me – hate statistics…and the South African AIDS rate…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

05

Nov

Asian Man Humping a Tree and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Tells Christian Preacher to Shut Up

Drunk Man Falls in Thailand…

Police VS Man with Chest Pains

Beer Drinking Contest in the Philippines

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2014

05

Nov

Heather Locklear Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Heather Locklear doing “a picture says 1000 words”…in what is one of the more obscure pictures I’ve seen, that remind me of most of your sexual relationships, not because there is an old as fuck, washed up, ex rock star fucking babe looking sad enough to fuck you, but because she’s on a date with a picture of a black man fantasy….and sex with pictures is something you’ve been doing since before internet porn was available in video…

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2014

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

One of life’s most irritating things is coming across a well dressed panhandler woman who may have a drug addiction and who may want the change she is asking for, but who looks cleaner, more put together, better dressed and washed than you….it just throws off the whole dynamic of homeless people….I want more desperation and willingness to give me a 5 dollar blowjob because she really needs that 5 dollars and I really need to see someone so low they give 5 dollar blow jobs…

#noempathy…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….

Top 10 Amanda Bynes Meltdowns
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The Man Who Beat Olive Garden
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Jennifer Lawrence is Still Fucking Chris Martin
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Awesome Bad Friends Compilation…
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92 High Res Pics of Nina Agdal
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14 Intense GIFS
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Kate Upton’s Tits and Other celebs with the Flag
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Melissa Debling is a Glamour Model of the Day
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Guy Shoots Tree – Tree Gets Revenge
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Jamie Foxx and Harmony Korine are Doing a Gangster Film….
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I Like the Way K.Michelle Promotes Her New Song….
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Mia Farrow Looks Like a Nightmare from Rosemary’s Baby
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Today in Beyonce and Jay Z at a Basketball Game
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Some Girl from GIRLS and her Embarrassing Rap Video
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20 GIFS Made Next Level
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Sophia Loren Explains the Side Eye
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Usher Does a “How I Trained Bieber” Demo
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Epic Girlfriend Prank…
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2014

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

My newest hobby is putting crushed chilli peppers on my dick, not because I need to see if I can still feel, but because I like seeing a girl’s reaction an hour after unprotected sex freaking out about her vagina fire…i am easily amused like that…

10 Ways Japan is Winning
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Will Smith’s Been Taking Ass Pics of Jada Pinkett
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What’s in a McRib…
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Slut of the Day….
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Virgin Australia Bathroom Malfunction Leaves Passengers Covered in Shit
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Slow Motion Motorboat
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Maitland Ward Fame Whoring
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini…
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Selena Gomez – Braless and Bloated
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1 World Trade Center Time Lapse
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Top 10 Another Amanda Bynes Twitter Meltdown
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Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine are the Fucking Worst
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14 Kids Toys Fail…
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Anne Hathaway in a Scary Dress
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Kelly Brook in Shorts…
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Sveva Alviri Bikini Moswl…
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Carey Mulligan for UK Bazaar
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Joanna Krupa See Through….
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Lady Gaga TOpless
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Rihanna Ninja Turtle
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Best Dunkers in NBA History
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Cheerleader of the Week
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Melissa George See Through
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Sarah Stephens Hot Lingerie…
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Funny Girl with Hard Nipples of the Day
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10 Times Hackers Were Confused for Cartoon Bank Robbers
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Brittney Grinder Attacked By a Man with a Knife in China
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Miley Cyrus May Be Banging Patrick Schwarznegger
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Jelena Jensen Dildo By the Pool…
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Woman Hospitalized to Remove Deer Tongue from Vagina….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Greek Ho
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19 Year Old Finger…
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Nude Natasha
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cucumber Fun!
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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