I don’t know who Kristine Zandmane…but I like her.
This shoot…is life fucking changing…
That’s all I have to say about that…
Posted in:Kristine Zandmane
2014
05
Dec
I don’t know who Kristine Zandmane…but I like her.
This shoot…is life fucking changing…
That’s all I have to say about that…
Posted in:Kristine Zandmane
2014
05
Dec
So far the highlight of Miami is all the models…and it turns out that I like models…especially when they are drunk, trying to look good and be exclusive…looking for their future billionaire husbands…and it is more fun to seduce them…than other girls…
I’ve met at least 3 models, 2 were Russian models….who I guess were more bootleg than actual Russian models, because they were talking to me, and hoping I could probably make all their hopes and dreams come true, if their dreams are revisiting communist hell….because that’s how I’m living…
It turns out that Russian women are the most fucking beautiful around…and NATASHA GALINKA may not be one of those girls I seduced with my charm, because she’s not bootleg, but she iss amazing…and I’m into these colorful pics by Natalia Holiday…that make my previous assumption that Russians untrue….
Posted in:Natasha Galinka
2014
05
Dec
So everyone likes porn, except me. I think it is morally void, gross and anything but hot, but the mainstream really dig it….so I figure I’d link you up with my friend at THE PORN DUDE who has put his life work into creating a one-stop internet spot the porn that you actually want to see, like an older brother or friend tipping you off on the good shit, with a little work of mouth referral action to give porn some credibility in a shitty spam filled world…you hit because the interent is a fucking scam…
What I do like about porn stars is that they let me watch them fuck and they think it is glamourous and not trashy…because even though I hate porn…I still like watching people fuck…
That said, here are the top 25 porn instagrams from our friend THE PORN DUDE
Brought to you by – Carter Cruise, Kayden Kross, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Madison Ivy, Dakota Skye, Asa Akira and others….
Posted in:Features
2014
05
Dec
I can’t respect anything or anyone desperate or thirsty enough to date Jake Gyllenhaal…because I’ve had an altercation with him, and witnessed his faggot behavior, which is probably not from sucking dick, but probably from being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I do know one thing, and that thing is that you’d have to be a serious gold digging, opportunist, groupie whore to put up with him…he’s the fucking worst…
Meaning that all I smell in this video that is for Christmas by The Love Magazine for their advent calendar…that is zero level of Christmas…could be amazing…but is tainted by Brokeback Mountain..
Posted in:Emily DiDonato
2014
05
Dec
Waking up to hookers screaming for help as some dude beats the shit out of her in the hotel hallway is probably red flags for some, but it is home to me. It really is christmas.
Fuck Miami…
Here are some stepLINKS…
The Target Pep Talk
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Jelly Gummy GIFS
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Twitter Reacts to Peter Pan Live..
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Whitney Port is Still Wearing a Bikini
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Fake Makeup Transformations are Silly
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Emily Ratajkowski and Nina Agdal in Miami – Hanging with Me….
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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Iggy Azalea Hates Azealia Banks…
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Meryl Streep Together…is Not Erotic
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30 in Snow GIFs
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Lady Gaga Shows Off her Tits…
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
04
Dec
I think I am still drunk…because I totally relate to this meme of Ariana Grande….don’t blame me, blame Miami…all these girls are all mad at me for just being fun…
The unwanted pregnancy attempts continue…
Here are some links..
30 Wipe Out GIFs
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Bone Fucker
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No Bra City
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Carlo Hidalgo is Topless and Hot in Interview
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Elsa Rose Nipples!
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Benedict Cumonherdick is Dr Strange
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Barbara Fialho in Lingerie..
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Vanessa Hudgens Hides her Face
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Zoe Kravitz Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Terminator’s New Trailer
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Top Pop Hits in 2.5 Minutes
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Rita Ora Braless
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Tom Cruise Escaping Death
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College Girls are Good
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Music Beefs of the Year
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So Many Redheads
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Miley Cyrus Boobie Shirt
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The Hottest Pics of Monica Bellucci
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22 Dark Lyrics In Otherwise Happy Songs
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Ultimate Animal Fails
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25 Modern Predictions that were totally wrong
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Nipples
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Tooth Fairy in Real Life Prank
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Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot
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WTF Candeles…
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Olivia Munn See Through
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Jenna Chapple Spreading Her Legs
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Rihanna’s Nipples Are EVERYWHERE
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Laetitia Casta is Almost Naked
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Leann Rimes Wants to Be Sexy
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wtf Outfits
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So Much UnderBoob
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Porn Star Flashing at the Porn Store
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Topless Yoga!
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Worst Dominatrix Video Ever
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Rose McGowan Tits
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Spank the Fat Titties
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A Very Jiggly Butt
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Filled Up For What
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The Girl with Great Boob Control
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
04
Dec
My biggest fail of Art Basel so far…and it is only the first day…is that I missed this Miley Cyrus in pantyhose and a thong while wearing pasties…because she’s an artist, up on some Lady Gaga kick, only reaching a younger crowd and doing it pretty fucking awesome…even if it’s all fake…because nothing in life is real…except this fantasy boner I have for Miley right now….who I hope is still in Miami…so that I can throw sperm at her and hope that it sticks…because being Miley’s K-Fed is my fucking dream.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
04
Dec
He name is Anne Julie and these are of her posing with Christopher Walken, because Christopher Walken is playing Captain Hook in the most publicized and anticipated TV event of the year…at least if you’re 80 or a homo….the Peter Pan musical….because I like relevant shoots with amazing babes like that…
They are by my friend The Head Huntr …
Make love to them
Posted in:Anne Julie
2014
04
Dec
Mariah Carey torturing her Christmas song that is probably one of the biggest songs in the history of Christmas songs, that every single single girl out there is probably singing to herself as she cries because nobody loves her…making Christmas the best…for people like me, who need girls to be broken to fake falling in love with during the holidays..the lonliest time of the year…
Posted in:Mariah Carey