I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2014

13

Nov

Pia Mia Perez Ass in Shorts of the Day

Pia Mia Perez is some Tahitian or Guam aspiring actress or singer teen who managed to make it big enough in terms of fans…thanks to being looped into the right Hollywood rich kid scene…possibly on TV, who knows, I’m too lazy to google…

I just know she’s some kind of very short person, with her own entourage thanks to stage parenting, you know when you think you have a hit, you maximize that shit, especially when it is your kid…and you made them…channelling your dreams through them…because you own them..and now she’s posting erotica to her social media…and I am into that….it may not break the internet like it was Kim Kardashian….but it is a pretty fucking slutty picture….and good things to come…

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez

2014

13

Nov

Irina Shayk for Bebe of the Day

I’ve always called Irina Shayk out for being a Russian hooker, since most Russian girls I’ve met, even the most beautiful and classy ones, are into fucking for money, to get all the expensive things they weren’t allowed to have during communism….

I’ve called her a beard to her soccer Boyfriend, who I have heard she never sees, but who was just part of the equation of making her a Sports Illustrated model…

But the Reality is I have no idea what she’s about, into or what her back story is…I just know she’s hot, with and without the plastic surgery….so here she is in some cheesy holiday campaign…to get you into the Christmas spirit…right…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

13

Nov

Twerk Girl Shitting and Other Videos of the Day

The woman who falls out of buildings…hope she lived…

Soaped Up Strippers…

Cops Killing a Girl

One Punch Knockout Two Times

Bus Driver VS Kid

Fake Drunk Girl in Public “Social Experiment”

Fan of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Getting drunk and trying to convince girls to wrestle, only to find out that they are undercover cops, is only fun if they don’t end up arresting you.

The highlight of the night wasn’t trying to convince girls to wrestle, or to fuck, it never really is, I get too drunk and have no where to bring them due to marriage, but it was convincing at least one girl to show me her tits…sure she was a stripper and it was her job, but I still feel like she was doing it for me…and only me…I guess I’m a hopeless romantic like that.

Here are some links…

These Workout Shorts are Good…
GO

Bad Cakes
GO

Jennifer Lawrence and David Letterman Sing Christmas Carols
GO

Fake Female Social Experiment
GO

How They Make Rice Paper
GO

This Girl Has it All Figured Out
GO

Nina Agdal Has No Nipples
GO

10 Weird Robotics
GO

Victoria’s Secret Perfect Body Campaign is Pissing People Off…
GO

15 GIFs that Define Luck
GO

Short Shorts.
GO

The Baby Freakishly Good at Steering
GO

Brina Chantal in a Bikini Slut…
GO

Posted in:MHD

2014

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going through my phone and realized that I couldn’t place any of the asshole pics – it was like so many assholes on my phone but no one to take ownership on them….

Here are some links…


Ass in Yoga Pants…
GO

Courtney Stodden Bikini
GO

10 Tinder Pickup Line Fails
GO

Micheala Schaeger Topless Again
GO

Pregnant Woman Beggar
GO

Bella Thorne Promoting a New Book
GO

Slut of the Day
GO

Worst Business Decisions of all Time
GO

Asses for Hump Day
GO

Taylor Swift Tight Dress
GO

Nadine Leopold is Ok
GO

Drunk Girl – Gets Propositioned – when Asking for Help – Because Drunk Girls are Easy
GO

Metisha Schaefer is Some Girl on the Beach..
GO

Bella Thorne Signing Books
GO

20 Puns
GO

Ten Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYCC
GO

Claudia Romani Ass Flash
GO

Guess the Ass
GO

Elle Fanning is Boring on Set – Looking Homeless
GO

Cameron Diaz Gives the Finger
GO

Why Do Dogs Pant
GO

Big Tits of the Day
GO

22 Accurate Dog Breed Names…
GO

UNDERBOOB
GO

Archery Trick Shots
GO

Leo’s Guest List
GO

12 Creepy Cakes
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
================

BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
GO

Hidden Camera at the Pool
GO

Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
GO

Girl and Her Hitachi
GO

Lesbians Getting Down With Each Other
GO

The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
GO

She Loves to Dance
GO

More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
GO

================

The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Nov

Kim Kardashian Frontal Nude for Paper of the Day

She’s a porn chick, frontal is part of what she was trained to do. This isn’t a big deal, this is Kim Kardashian doing whatever it takes to get noticed by anyone who still cares. She’s one all media, every magazine, and this is her trying to figure out relevance and how to keep it…but at least she’s showing tits…because tits, even fake tits on useless trash as worth looking at…right..right~

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

12

Nov

Chelsea Handler Copies Kim Kardashian Cuz She’s Thirsty of the Day

Chelsea Handler may be a 100 year old, out of work, entertainment host and comedian, but she is not too old to take a pic of her bare ass to try to mimic Kim Kardashian because she’s not very funny, interesting, original, or comedic…but instead, thirsty for all the attention she can get because her show was cancelled – and I’m all for all asses exposed always…because I am a pervert.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

12

Nov

Rihanna Whores Up the White House of the Day

Rihanna went to the White House…where she classed it up and treated your country with all the respect a tourist who has been granted access because she makes a lot of money for a lot of people, and herself, should….you know by taking porn poses in various areas…mocking all the freedom your people have fought for to be the United States…and on Veteran’s day too…you should be offended….while I think it’s not nearly porny enough…I want more spread ass…like she was still a hooker in Barbados…

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

12

Nov

Kayden Kross Cat Calling Super Heroes of the Day

My good friend Kayden Kross participated in this video of her cat calling dudes kross @ checkout, because it costs money to make videos… CLICK HERE

If you are concerned about paying to see a new show… you can see episode #1 for FREE CLICK HERE

Or you can use google to see Kayden Kross doing porn, which is boring, not because Kayden Kross is boring, but because Porn is boring…and this GETSEXXTONIGHT is much more fun….

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Nov

Alyssa Barbara by Kingston Photo of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA. She is from Canada. I am from Canada. That’s enough of a reason to want to get her pregnant, you know to keep the passports consistent, because only Canadians really understand the importance of the Queen, Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons….and igloos…other cultures just wouldn’t get it.

That said, she has some of the most outrageous breasts I’ve ever seen, on an amazing body, making me wonder, why I haven’t hidden in a tree outside her apartment to watch her live…you know like I do with all the girls I follow home from the bar that I LIKE…right.

Photos by KINGSTON PHOTO

Posted in:Alyssa Barbara