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2014

30

Oct

Kristina for Tommy Wharf is Amazing of the Day


I don’t know anything about TOMMY WHARF other than that he posts pictures of his film in his fridge, so I am going to assume he’s a photographer…who still uses film…as a lot of these photographers are now doing – because digital takes the fun out of taking a picture – and film allows people to both be as annoying as being vegan, or in Crossfit, or a feminist about it..you know some hipster elitism that can allow film people to look down on the lesser photographers who don’t shoot on film…and I am all for that…because..I’m old as fuck, I remember film cameras, and I remember jerking off to porn pictures shot on film…and I find the whole experience of film, way more romantic…

And if you can’t tell from this site filled with throat fucking love stories…and scat fetishes….that I am a romantic…then you just don’t get me..

All this to say, telling girls an artist, getting some Penthouse from the 70s vibe going on in your pictures, all thanks to shooting on film is a solid hook…and her is a shoot he did, that I don’t know whether it was on film or not…because it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics…

Via C-Heads

Posted in:Tommy Wharf

2014

30

Oct

Michelle Rodriguez for AIDS of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist…

Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play…

All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern…

That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

30

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Nazi Salute of the Day

I am not saying that aryan, blue eyed, blonde hair…Taylor Swift, who you could assume would be Hitler’s wet dream, is in fact a nazi. I am not a conspiracy theorist like that, but I will say it looks like she’s doing a Nazi Salute at her Good Morning America performance, that is all part of her brain washing propaganda that Hilter could probably relate to, as she sells her new album, that will probably break records….because she is our leader…and I am all about her long, thin, legs that probably wish they were a model instead of a popstar because everyone wishes they were models…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

30

Oct

Coco Does Halloween of the Day

It’s halloween tomorrow, or what I like to call the day all the week that low level celebrities, if you consider Coco a celebrity, where as I consider her more of hooker who belongs to a celebrity, who lets her do whatever she wants, as long as she sits her fat ass on his face, because that’s what he pays her for…and I guess what it comes down to is that I think she’s pretty fucking amazing….and I don’t really know why…but maybe her Halloween costume gives some insight into that…via her ridiculousness, even though everyday is Halloween for her…fascinating stuff.

TO SEE Celebs Doing Halloween CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2014

30

Oct

Hot Asian Robot Woman and Other VIdeos of the Day

How to Get a Free IPhone full of Nudes

Thai Snake Hunting…No This Isn’t Sex Tourism

Trucker Cat Scared of the Overpass

The Fuck her Right in the Pussy – During a Child Sex Exploitation Story

Dad Leaves his Daughter Behind During a Robbery

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There was a #stepGIRLS shoot in NYC last night.

I wasn’t invited.

But I was able to sit on my couch and stare at my fat wife eating cake, knowing one day she will expire…hopefully sooner than later…so that I can turn my sexting with strangers into more sex with strangers…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

15 Halloween Costumes that have Stepped it Up
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NYPD Sergeant Plotted to Molest Her 1 Year Old…WTF
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Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s a Modern “I Love Lucy”
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Tommy Lee Jones Hates Jim Carrey
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Dickbutt Drone
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15 Creepiest Pizza Box
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Katie Holmes’ Own Boring Story
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Russell Brand is Probably Gay
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Girl Plays Downton Abbey on Piano
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College Student Hits 4 Shots to Win $10k
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20 Passive Aggressive Notes By Children
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How to Make a Hit halloween Pop Song
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I’ve been trying to incorporate EBOLA into sexting, you know keeping current in my seduction, even if people are already bored of the EBOLA meme and have moved onto less deadlier threats, like Hallwoeen….I’ve been telling girls shit like that I want to make EBOLA in their asses so bad they shit out their insides…and things like that…and it hasn’t been effective – so I’ll just stick to telling them I want to give them something to fear, like my very very creepy passionate love…

12 Ads Gone Wrong
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Anne Hathaway is a Mosnter…in a Dress
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A Bunch of Ass for Wednesday
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Bella Thorne is Not in Pants
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Big Cleavage
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Sexy Ebola Costumes for Halloween
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Drug Dealer Goes To Jail – For Posting Pics With Big Sacks of Weed
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The Honest Trailer of SAW
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14 Things That Make You Say WTF While Driving….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Jennifer Lawrence
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Today in Renee Zellweger’s Older Face…
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Olivia Wilde is Boring
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Ivy is the Slut of the Day
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Ben Affleck With Bats…
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Colleen Shannon is a Sexy Hitchiker
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Jess Pare is Pregnant
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Jess Biel is Pregnant
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Supra Breaks the Speed record!
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Colleen Shannon in a Bikini..
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Pope Francis Admitted There May Not Be a God
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Anne Hathaway Goth
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Caitlin O’Connor’s Shitty Tits See Through
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J.Lo Has Strong Legs
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12 Gravity Defying Pics….
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Anna Faris has Legs because She’s Not an Amputee
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Abigail Breslin Freaks me the Fuck Out
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Girls on Bikes
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25 Adult Jokes Hidden in Cartoons
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Kyle Minogue and Her Rich Boyfriend
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Alessandra Ambrosio at Some Event of the Day
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Daniel Radcliffe Rapping for Fallon
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Cindy Crawford Leaves Hotel…
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14 Stupid Challenges….
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Irina Shayk in a Red Dress
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Hot Girls With Tattoos
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DJ Colleen Street Walker
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Katie Price Poll of the Day
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A Bunch of Asians.
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Goofiest Sexiest Halloween Costumes
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Lottie Hayes is a Hot Topless Model
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Adam Levine Destorys Hot Models
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Evil Cat of the Day
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Fireball Whiskey Recalled Filled with AntiFreeze
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17 Kids Dressed Up in Costumes They Don’t Get….
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Celebs Doing Halloween
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Some Babe in a Dalmation Onesie
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Some Girl Named Yesenia Bustillo in Playboy
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Some Really Busty Girl at the Beach – Naked
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This Guy is a Squirter
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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A Girl in a Parking Garage Doing More Than Just Parking
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Girl and her Hitachi
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Adrianne Curry Nude
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Oct

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ????

Een video die is geplaatst door Britney Spears (@britneyspears) op

Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?

Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….

To see her Tits at CVS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

29

Oct

Sarah Hyland Fireman of the Day

Sarah Hyland posted a couple of sleazy halloween pictures from the set of Modern Family, that I guess aren’t sleazy enough, considering she was pretty much raised by Sofia Vergara, the woman who put it out there so much in her 20s and 30s that it finally stuck, and she finally made it…

I guess when you look at these pics of Sarah Hyland you’ve got to wonder why her boyfriend was beating up on her, the one she got a restraining order from, when he should have been capitalizing that she looks 12 – despite being 20 – by having sex with her…

It’s like all you asshole women beaters don’t get that beating women is just stupid…when you can have sex with them – especially when they own costumes like this…

That said, Halloween is coming – and so will you….and while you wait for that creepy ass creepy – here are A BUNCH OF Celebs Doing Halloween GO

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

29

Oct

Bo Koehler is Amazing for Galore of the Day

I have no idea who Bo Koehler is…but apparently she’s a model…at least that’s what I’ve concluded from these GALORE PICS of her being amazing in the grocery store and it is safe to say, this never happens to me when I am at the grocery store, because the only girls I am given the opportunity to pray on, are usually the handicapped girls they hire at a discount to arrange products in the store…

I mean sure there is the occassional babe buying food for one that you feel you could follow home – but really those people shopping for one are usually monsters you understand why they are alone and not just because of the amount of canned cat food they are buying – but because of their busted up everything…and then there are moms who never seem to hate their husbands enough to fuck me in a “look how much I hate you – I fucked this guy” kind of way…

That said, here are some pics…of what is just a fantasy.

Via GALORE

Posted in:Bo Koehler