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2014

28

Oct

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini on Twitter of the Day

LeAnn Rimes posted this bikini picture. I don’t know how recent it is, maybe it’s a Throwback Thursday, I would imagine her fans would be able to place it, but the truth is that they are good old fashioned bible thumping country folk, the kind of people protesting the sex shops in their community for the devil’s work – pornography, but still eager to buy the Latest LeAnn Rimes CD because they don’t have computers yet…and forgive her for all her fake titty, homewrecking, dating a homosexual sins…because it’s part of their beliefs to forgive their own – and hate everything that is not their own – like athiests, gays and jews…oh good old uneducated southern hick logic…never makes sense – but it did make LeAnn Rimes.

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2014

28

Oct

Lottie Hayes Nude for Matteo Montanari of the Day

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Her name is Lottie Hayes and she’s posing topless for a photographer named MATTEO MONTANARI …

I don’t know if she’s really all that cute, but she isn’t fat, she willing to show her tits for a photographer, because she’s a model who has done a bunch of random shit like Vogue Spain and L’Officel which are pretty fucking major and I guess that makes her perfect enough for me – if not even too good for me…and these pics…basic but still great because well #tits.

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2014

28

Oct

Kaili Thorne in her Underwear while Leveraging Her Sister’s Name of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is some hipster “model” who has also blocked me on Instagram. I guess this is the who’s blocked drunkenstepfatherdotcom off instagram day in content – because no everyone realizes just how awesome I am and they get blinded by the noise I make teasing them – but really that’s something this Kaili Thorne should relate to, you know always cold there in the shadow of her 16 year old sister who is apparently an “It Girl”, or enough of an “It Girl” to get her in her underwear to get noticed…

But I guess the whole stage parent hippie family is leveraging the “It Girl Sister”, since at 16 they get to control all her money…and live the good life..

And what it comes down to is always go for the less favorite sister. She always comes with a complex that she’s not good enough…because she’s not the favorite….Just ask Ashley Simpson…

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2014

28

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Bird Face at the Event of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski blocked me on instagram, which was a nice change of pace from a year ago at this time when she was sending me pictures from her various photoshoots to promote for her – because I am a hero like that – and I help make girls famous….

It all work out for her, so she doesn’t need anything from me anymore, the flood gates opened, she went viral and she turned from some botox faced 20 year old with fake lips and probably fake sloppy tits, that was once Kanye’s side bitch to being some naked video star who had sex with Ben Affleck for her movie Gone Girl…according to many insiders…

Here she is at an event…looking like a big breasted bird.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Oct

Evan Rachel Wood Lesbianism of the Day

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Evan Rachel Wood is a lesbian – but you probably already knew that when she dated Marilyn Manson – because he’s a giant pussy.

Apparently this is her kissing up on her girlfriend she recruited from twitter a few years ago – after tweeting that she had a dream about her…

Lesbian relationships are almost as boring as Evan Rachel Wood, and I guess as boring as Lesbian porn – that is totally anti climatic…

But I figure people give a fuck so I’ll post this excitement that should have way more scissoring – and less trendy girl on girl romance…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Oct

Kendall Jenner Working Out of the Day

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the Gunnar commentary. @gunnarfitness

Une vidéo publiée par Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) le Oct. 10, 2014 at 11:58 PDT

I know you’re probably more into KYLE JENNER – the 16 year old Kardashian with the Tranny father and Madame of a mother…

Than this Victoria’s Secret fashion show walking, new Victoria’s Secret Angel, because she’s skinny enough, and I guess relevant enough to peddle product to lowest common denominator America – who Victoria’s Secret sells their garbage to….

But she’s doing a fitness video for instagram, you know to be an icon of healthy living, to polarize her porn sister and all the money the family made from her, and turn it into legit money…

This is like drug dealers going clean, pornsites turning into mommy blogs, #fitlife yo…and I guess I’m into it as long as there’s squats…because I don’t hate people for all that is horrible about them…I am just indifferent and totally capable of lookng at their asses…

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2014

28

Oct

Diana Moldovan Tits for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Her name is Diana Moldovan, she is a Romanian from 1987…which I guess was communist at the time, so it is nice that she broke free from her destiny of being a bear wrestling juggler – At least that’s the only I know Romania has ever really accomplished…or maybe that was Poland..I guess all the rationed toilet paper countries are pretty much the same level of circus…

That said, here she is doing Vogue Brazil…topless…

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2014

28

Oct

Upskirt Photographer and Other Videos of the Day

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Car VS Train

Man with Nothing But a Cell Phone Vs Cops

Religious Freak of the Day

Deer Vs Sliding Doors

Don’t Text a Drive..

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2014

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Be free ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ????

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Oct 10, 2014 at 1:12am PDT

I think I am pregnant…are words you never want to hear from your one night stand a few weeks after banging her – so the key is to give her a fake name, email, number – so you never know…

Ignorance is bliss..Here are some stepLINKS

TOP 10 Kelly Lee Dekay’s 16 Inch Waist
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Some Girl Named Sadie Robertson’s Legs
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Cop Fails Chasing Topless Protestors
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Glow in the Dark Trick Shots
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Staind – Stains National Anthem
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Kim Kardashian Botoxed on TV
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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The People Who Buy Farrah Abraham’s Vagina Mold
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Bendict Cumberbatch is Dr Strange
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Creepy Taylor Swift Wax Figure
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13 People Who Tried to Impress but Failed
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5 Crazy Science Stunts…
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Hottest Celebrity Costumes of All Time…
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Claudia Romani’s Pussy in a Skimpy Bathing Suit
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Michael Jackson’s Thriller Sung 20 Different Syles
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Topless Caitlin O’Connor
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Kim K Wants Her Kid to Take Over the Business
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James Franco Goes Lightspeed for Motoroolla
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18 People Arrested in Costume
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2014

28

Oct

Stripper Looking Chick and Her Slow Motion Twerk of the Day

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So this girl did some video of her making her titties bounce for youtube – set to Mozart – because that’s what girls with good ideas do with their youtube channel their free time….

I guess YOUTUBE ran ads on the shit – and monetized the shit – even if it was just that – shit…I guess the general population is just dumb as fuck and buys into this, and I guess I am dumb too…because I am watching this too…

She’s pushed millions and millions views – it’s just that easy…..if you’re a cam girl who knows how to cam…

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