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2014

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you are trying to get a girl to have sex with you – do not tell her that she shouldn’t be scared to come home with you because you only murder homeless people, especially if you don’t murder homeless people, because she will find you weird and the defense that they don’t pay taxes or have a civic address means they aren’t actual people and in turn don’t count when you kill them, won’t hold up in court…and it won’t hold up when debating why she should go home with you…

Here are some morning links…

Really Stupid Extreme Sports
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Totally Unretouched Photo of Britney Spears
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Bathroom Mirror Prank
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The Interception of the Year
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini
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Chinese Chicken Themed Pop Song
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Protest Signs of the Day
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Dancing Roommate
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12 Clever Repurposed Things
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Alyssa Arce in a Black and White Shoot
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Young Boston Fan
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Mascots that Will Lose Their Job
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Lais Navarro is Modelling Bikinis
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3 Year Old VS Rubiks Cube
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Baby Gorilla Killed at the San Francisco Zoo – Because Zoo’s are Inhumane
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Jessa Duggar Didn’t Bang Her Husband in Church
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11 Awesome Dad Reflexes
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Dudes Ruining Photos of Babes
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2014

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have never had a girl want to have my baby. I know so many dudes who have had crazy bithes trap them for life by refusing the abortion, you know girls who just wanted the man, or the sperm donor, but for some reason, a reason I call genetically inadequate, even the worst fat chick looks at me and says “I would neve rhave that dudes kid”…they say…”even though i am a mormon jesus lover who hates abortion, pregnancy with that guy would be the fucking worst, and I’d vaccuum that fucker out”….

Sure, It’s worked out for me, but maybe I want to make babies, have a legacy through a parasite piece of shit…or at least try to make babies, inside models, and strippers, because it’s fun…now if only I can get a boner…#alcoholism…

Here are some stepLINKS…

14 Vintage Sex Toys…that Look Like Torture Devices…
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Seinfeld is Autistic
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Girls in Bed
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Wird Hits a GoPro with a Golf Club
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Rachel Bilson and Boyfriend Named Their Kid Briar Rose
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Candice Swanepoel Set of VS Shoot
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Patricia Jordane’s Racy Naked Shoot
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Ben Affleck Flexes his Tits
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Doutzen Kroes Pregancy Body…
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10 Favorite Quotes From Jon Stewart from New York Mag
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The Best Moustaches to Ever Be on TV
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A Bunch of Asses
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Keira Knightley Topless Shoot
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3 Supermodel Instagrams
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Sea Lion Chases a Boat
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Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Shit Her Pants
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15 Signs that will Offend
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Some Instagram Ho of the Day
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Great Historical Photos
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Vincent Van Gogh – May have been Murdered
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Body Parts that are in Fashion…
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Cara Delevingne Sex with Jack O’Connell…
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Jennifer Aniston is Ugly
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Taylor Swift Crystal Light Mash-Up Video
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Ass Implants of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Tits
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Mirror Selfies
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Lorde’s New Video
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Best News Story Ever
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The Raccoon that Hates the Cold
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Erica Campbell Takes off Bikini…
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Nina Agdal GIFs
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Britney Spears Braless Candids…
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The Big Old Titties…
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Viola Bailey Big Tits..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Nicole Kidman – Nipple SLip
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Topless Model Brushes Teeth
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Busty Brunette Has a Vag
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Jagerbomb Bar Trick with a Slut
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie…
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Pregnant in a Bikini Lesbian Porn of the Day

Pregnant in a Bikin while Lesbians lick up your bloated and disgusting filled up uterus thanks to sex with a 7 foot tall Russian mosnter….porn….is not really exciting….whether circus freak midget Hayden Panettiere is part of it or not…whether she’s juggling or riding a unicycle…or not…whether her creepy fan base who love hr despite her having nothing good about her or not..pregnant belly needs to be hidden always….No skimpy bikini, no excited lesbiand friends..none of whatever is going on here…but it happened and here it is – bye.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2014

07

Nov

Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski for Cosmo of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.

It makes sense to me.

Here is her Cosmo shoot.

She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…

Fuck this trick….pics…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2014

07

Nov

Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her.

She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting…

I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine…

But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

07

Nov

Constance Jablonski for NUMERO of the Day

I generally hate studio photography. I find it stupid and boring, I mean modelling is pretty stupid and boring anywhere you capture it, under any and all circumstances, but at least when people are on location, or doing interesting things, there’s some kind of story line and more of a reason than some girl is making dumb faces for a camera, other than just for stupid money….

But for some reason, a reason I call exposed tit, I am loving these Constance Jablonski for Numero…

Posted in:Constance Jablonski

2014

07

Nov

Sara Malakul for YUME Magazine of the Day

Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11.

She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2014

07

Nov

Chelsea Handler’s Topless on a Boat of the Day

Chelsea Handler loves pulling out her tits for her comedy, or for attention, or for something I call accepting that tits get attention, embracing it, and using it for your advantage now that you need all the attention you can get, and do it by attaching yourself to a charity or organization that is about women pulling their tits out, and become the hero of that on social media that bans this kind of thing, because social media are owned by stuffy corporations that don’t let us behave how we want, and I guess that’s the only thing good about her…because everything about her is evil…

Apparently, she got her show from fucking, so she knows tits get hits, and apparently she even has a sex tape, so the foundation of her popularity…is being liberal with her genitals and tits…

Either way, she’s going back to that nudist hustle, the whole I’m an exhibitionist…I put myself out there”… and I dig it. It’s her best work yet….too bad she’s 100 fucking years old.

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

07

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Selfie of the Day

Here Lindsay Lohan demonstrates that when no one gives a fuck about you, you can always take a picture of yourself, to feel like people give a fuck about you by posting it on instagram and seeing the likes pile up, being like “I may not get legit work, but at least 100,000 people liked this nonsense”…

It’s positive affirmation for the ego…and it works…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

07

Nov

Madonna Topless for L’Uomo Vogue of the Day

I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old…

Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers.

That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

Posted in:Madonna