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2014

23

Oct

LeAnn Rimes Announces Her Christmas Tour of the Day

Here’s some really disturbing bottom feeding from bottom feeding LeAnn Rimes for the Halloween version of her announcement of her official Christmas tour…and what amazes me is that only 3,000 people have watched this high school caliber video edit job that is just low budget insanity…from a woman who has sold 37 million records worldwide, who has or should have a lot of money or even a friend who does video editng…producing something worst than an iphone edit…it’s just insanity…and I guess that’s what makes it amazing….

I guess when you rob your Christian daughter of her youth, she’s going to get breast implants, rebel and throw her career away, despite maintaining her fans – since Christians always forgive..

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2014

23

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hip Hop Dancing of the Day

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Some chick exploited Gwyneth Paltrow being in her stupid fitness class, by posting THIS ON INSTAGRAM before someone edited up to really showcase just how ridiculous Gwyneth Paltrow is…or looks doing this “hip hop” dance class filled with white rich women – instructed by a white rich woman – racist as fuck for the real hip hop dancers of the world…because shit comes complete with an irish jig.

I can assume this was paid for – or part of her lifestyle blogging platform – fully designed for advertisers and self promotion…and I still can’t get over how this is considered hip hop..or more importantly – why I am posting Gwyneth Paltrow in any type of dance – since she’s the worst and who even at her peak was the worst…

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2014

23

Oct

Genevieve Morton and Bootleg Genevieve Morton’s for the South African Swimsuit of the Day

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Genevieve Morton, star of South Africa, with breasts the size of a small child’s head, designed to do more philantrhopic work, like feeding a small African village where all the mom’s died off of aids, with her beautiful breasts that I’d rather she use feeding me…is in the latest issue of South African Swimsuit , which you’d expect of her, since she’s South Africa’s trophy bikini model….which is better than South Africa’s trophy legless Olympian…or South African’s biggest blood diamond export…or #ebola…

She was unfortunately joined by other low level hookers, trying to steal her glory…but obviously just looking thirsty …because when it comes to South Africa, even with all their amazing mix breed mutt women…there’s only one girl you should want to impregnate with mouth and/or genitals…and that’s Genevieve…

The other models who don’t matter are:

Bianca Koyabe, Xenia Deli, Nicole Meyer, Zoe Cross, Sarah Stephens, Morgan Shelly, Sloveig Mork and Jordan Van Der Vyer (who is the back-up Genevieve, you know in case Genevieve gets ebola and we need a replacement….

Genevieve, if you’re reading this…I want you to think of me the next time you have an orgasm…that, or maybe just start planning our wedding. You are the one…the one I want digging through my belly fat looking to find my penis. It is our destiny.

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2014

23

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Booty Profile of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence’s side profile while she covers her face, is far less interesting than her hundreds of nude selfies that showcased said ass, possibly even getting fingered in at least one, or more importantly her young, Oscar winning tits, that we can assume only the producers her mom sold her and “boyfriends” she use to fill the emptiness in her soul thanks to her mom selling her off, had the right to see before…it’s like now, anything she does, even when braless and tight…is even more dull than pre-nude scandal…which was pretty fucking dull to begin with…

Either way, good tits need to be encouraged to make appearances…so this is my encouragement…

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2014

23

Oct

Possible Victoria Justice Butt Shot of the Day

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Apparently this is a picture of Victoria Justice’s ass in a thong. Pretty uneventful because it is not a spread ass with a thong being inserted, you know the way you would expect it to be based on the nature of the internet porn generation and the fact they own cell phones, webcams and computers…..

But more interstingly, HERE IS A VIDEO OF HER PEEING

I can’t confirm or deny any of this being real or not, I don’t know who Victoria Justice is, but I do know creepy older men do….and based on The Fappening and the legal action people are taking – authenticating the leak – it is real…but shit is on TUMBLR so anything is possible…it could even be some teen cutter’s school project…because I think that’s what Tumblr was invented for…

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2014

23

Oct

Nina Agdal is a Shark of the Day

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#orcafashion love my new dress

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:53pm PDT

Nina Agdal is ridiculous. I’ve always said she looks retarded, now her behavior may prove that theory, something many guys find cute or fun, or like she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and maybe that makes dudes think they can relate to her or take her out for a good time – as long as they are rich enough to pay her nightly rate…

But all I see is Adam Levine’s semen soaked sloppy seconds he didn’t want anything to do with – and that probably should have got pregnant when she had the chance – even though other billionaires will come along and love her – as retards are notoriously really fucking horny and masturbate everywhere they go…I know because I know dudes who work at retard homes and fuck all day everyday – and never get caught because retards have trouble formulating sentences…and he’s not dumb enough to cum in them and get them pregnant…

On that happy note – here’s Nina being retarded.

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2014

23

Oct

Alyssa Barbara in Bed with Torrey West of the Day

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In the wake of all the nonsense going on in Canada, where innocent soldiers are being killed by insane French Canadians who are converting to ISIS because it appeals to their misinformed anarchist beliefs…because I guess they never grew the fuck up from being 15 and full of angst….I figure we should stare at this ALyssa Barbarad photoshoot with someone named Torrey West, because clearly she is the best thing to come out of Canada since me…not that I have come out yet, despite how homo a grown man talking about celebrities is…but she’s got what it takes to feed the nation…and I may or may not be in love with everything going on here and now…..

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2014

23

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Ass in Sweatpants of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is the girl who moved in and stole all of Lindsay Lohan’s work. She was the “she was a bitch to me on set of Mean Girls, and now she’s an un-hireable disaster, that I’m, gonna take every job she ever was offered or rumored to be offered, even if they don’t pay me – because I’m hotter, I have better tits and fuck her”…which is kind of awesome…as is her ability balance her mainstream vanilla cheesy roles – while doing a couple more obscure movies that she’s fully naked in…but I’m most impressed in that she manages to live her life, always dressed like she’s having her period, dumpy and unshowered for the paparzzi…looking like she smells and has shit stains in her underwear…never dolled up because I guess she has nothing to prove…but then I remember she fucks Justin Long…and that maybe she’s just the fucking worst…because he is..and she lets him cum inside her…

So in these ill-fitting sweatpants that she’s probably been in for 3 days or more – is dried up Justin Long sperm…and that’s pretty fucking vile…I think it’s time to move on from this.

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2014

23

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Topless Panty Selfie Pic of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a topless selfie – that was strategic enough to show off her nipples – while wearing some panties – in what I still consider highly erotic because Lohan may have a legacy for having been a troubled girl exploited by her own horrible family…broken, rude, and tormented with a an addiction…you know tabloid fodder no one actually cared about…others may think her legacy is a bunch of really shitty movies she acted exactly the same in…but I think her legacy is having a great set of implants that have carried her through being malnourished and half dead – to being chubby – probably a gift from her mom after they made their first million with her at 14 – because it would help her career…and I guess what I am saying is that she should be showing more of them – always – because that is what matters…at least when it comes to Lindsay Lohan.

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2014

23

Oct

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini Polaroid of the Day

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Gigi Hadid posted this polaroid to make you feel like you are on set at the Sports Illustrated shoot. You know a little test polaroid to see what the picture they are going for is actually going to look like because some photographers still shoot on film…we will call those real photographers and not digital technicians…you know the kind of talent a rich as fuck dad with an ego who fucks models when not on reality TV, who would be able to hire and initiate for his baby – just to give him some status that his cum was worthy enough to create something he would fuck if it wasn’t his daughter – ya know….because he thinks models are real women and he stage parented this one into being that…making her a catch and not just because of the trust fund – but because of how fucked up she must be…

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