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2014

25

Nov

Miley Cyrus Mocks Mexicans of the Day

Every white person, not just trash from the deep South who hate everyone because they are hicks, but also the rich as fuck in LA, make fun of Mexicans…Miley is a bit of both….

As a half Mexican, even I make fun of Mexicans, because we are an easy target, and don’t actually care if you make fun of us, as long as you visit our country for all inclusive vacations, and do cocaine our cartels have died and made millions to deliver to you….

I figure calling her out for her taco and sombrero racism would be funny, but it is no different than every night a birthday party goes down in a Mexican restaurant…or even worse Cinco de Mayo…

What white people don’t realize, is that it isn’t culturally relevant, we’re just trolling you idiots, so keep eating them tacos and burritos…and we’ll keep laughing at you as it distracts you and we slowly take over the population of your country…it’s a silent attack…

Not that I know anything about being Mexican…I’ve been in Canada, which is the opposite of mexico, the last 30 years…but I can pretend I care…especially when it comes to Miley…and racism…up on some Ferguson shit…that has nothing to do with Ferguson…

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2014

25

Nov

Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

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I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does….

She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit…

That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

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2014

25

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding That Face While Showing That Ass of the Day

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This is day three of Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face in leggings, showing off her ass, rocking pants jacked up in her like they were Zac Effron, even though when that was going on for marketing of their show, the chances were she was the one up in him with her strap on….not that it matters, it was the past, and the fact that I know High School Musical gossip makes me very very very sad and lonely…

Point being, I think she likes that when she covers her face…for people to focus on her ass, because I guess going to the gym 3 days in a row is a good thing, especially when for a while her fat ass I want to chip a tooth on, or at least bury my face in, was just fat…and probably hairy…because on her nudes from when she was 17….hairy is kind of her thing…

All this to say, I’m a Vanessa Hudgens fan…I should start sending her love letters…to really secure those chances of restraining order….I mean her legal team already know I exist…we’re halfway there….and I blame her fitness for that…

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2014

25

Nov

Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

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Here’s a little Chelsea Handler showing off her fake tits because it gets people talking about her in a time when she needs people talking about her…reverting back to her old tricks of trying to get people talking about her…back when she first started out…only to come across as old and desperate no matter what cause she’s attaching to herself….not that I ever complain when tits are brought out at any party….I encourage this behavior…and I guess I think this tit pic of Chelsea Handler is her best work, because she’s posing with an artifact from when showing her tits actually mattered…and when showing her tits was special…and people cared…you know straight 1989 motherfuckers…cuz this thing is OLD…even if her tits aren’t quite as old…

Either way, keep up the good comedy…

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2014

25

Nov

Naked Models in the Rain of the Day

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I don’t know who any of these models are….I don’t know who Remi Kozdra and Kasia Baczulis, the people who shot thes pictures are,, I just know their names are Irma, Klaudia, Magda, Marie, and Val….and they are naked, and half naked in the rain…for what I think is an awesome concept for a shoot…especially when you have half named, Eastern European sounding girls to deliver on it….

It’s like I always say, America is so fixated on this expensive, celebrity girls, who you can never fuck, under any circumstance…you know that aren’t even that hot…when Eastern Europe and Russia have hundreds of thousands of girls who are amazing, that will marry you for a green card, and you’d have to be an idiot to not go where you can actually cash out…..

All this to say, you’re lusting after the wrong people…..Go Communist…and win…..

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2014

25

Nov

Cameron Diaz is Young and Fresh Looking of the Day

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Cameron Diaz amazes me…and not necessarily in a good way. I mean sure she’s a good romantic comedy actress, who I guess hits the comedic beat of shitty comedy, while always playing the same character and getting paid way too much money for it..and sure she was hot as fuck when she was a tall model babes in the 90s….and sure she made the right choice to not reproduce, despite all the sex she had with pretty much everyone in the industry….but I think, at least based on her botox face, that it’s time to start casting her as the mom of the love interest in movies, and not the love interest…there’s nothing more offensive that seeing her play the role a 25 year old should be playing…it’s like MILF her or dump her…she’s not the young thing she was 2 fucking decades ago – seriously..

I mean just look how battered she looks here…it’s been a rough journey of making tens of millions to work 6 weeks a year….

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2014

25

Nov

Lera by Artem Grinchenko of the Day

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I don’t know who Lera or Aretm Grinchenko is…but I do know that I am much more into great pictures of no name girls modeling…than I am into standardized pics, whether in magazines or paparazzi, that have no real substance and that aren’t interesting to look at – at all….of celebrity girls, who as far as I’m concerned have no business being celebrated or famous, because they aren’t hot or talented, they just have a team that knows how to make shit happen for them, and the retards of the world gaze upon them like they are some kind of gods…where girls, who are hotter than them, aspire to be them….and guys, want to fuck them, even though in the grand scheme of everything they don’t fucking matter. They do nothing good. They make stupid money, and are excessive, and they represent all that is evil…and nothing that is pure…while no name models…represent all that is good…all beautiful and shit…until they actually make it…which is when they flip the switch and become as horrible as the girls they don’t represent at this stage in the game…

ALl this to say, anyone on camera is horrible, but the pre-famous are way fucking better than the famous, and that’s why I like this Lera….

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2014

25

Nov

Dakota Fanning Doesn’t Cameltoe of the Day

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This may not be exciting developments in Dakota Fanning’s career, but I like to think it just contributes to how creepy she is. You know the fact that her tight pants don’t get jacked up her vagina like tight pants do to every other girl in existence…I know because I stare at vaginas…when other guys stare at tits and asses…because Vagina Definition excites me…which in and of itself may be as creepy as Dakota Fanning not having a vagina….because she’s a robot we should have been aware of when she was roboting back in the 90s when she was 3 and acted 46….it was like she was programmed to be human adult, while being in a kid body…and now we find out she’s got no genitals….weird.

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2014

25

Nov

Rachel Yampolsky by Mario Kroes of the Day

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I don’t know who Rachel Yampolsky is. I don’t know who Mario Kroes is. I’ll just assume he’s related to Doutzen, or that Kroes is a common dutch name….

I just know that I like whatever is going on here, because any model, willing to show her tits, in some studio shots that have no clear or present purpose, that aren’t necessarily for a brand, or magazine, but rather just for the sake of having pictures taken, like she got up and left her house to make this happen….when she could have done anything else…is pretty special…but I might just be saying that because I like nipples.

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2014

25

Nov

Katie Holmes by Randall Slavin of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Randall Slavin has shot for Victoria’s Secret, but who really cares about the people who shoot for Victoira’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam and all their pictures are standardized and boring, and make me think any technician briefed on what they want, and who has any perspective on their last 2 decades of work, will be able to recreate it like a dancing photo taking monkey…but I guess they pay well..

That said, he shot these pics of Katie Holmes, that remind me that Katie Holmes, despite being knocked up by Tom Cruise in some Rosemary’s baby situation in the lab using alien sperm, is semi-human, because she’s aging…unless it is just a product of the radiation from space during her travels into enlightenment only rich people are privy to. You know some robot skin melting shit…because it didn’t factor in earth’s ozone layer when it was created on a far away planet….becauase she looks 50 and is still in her 30s…and that freaks me the fuck out…

Here are the pics for whatever the fuck this is…

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