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2014

27

Oct

Maria Menounos in Army Gear of the Day

Maria Menounos, like so many other girls before her, took the Halloween opportunity to wear something skimpy to either live out her inner slut that we all know exists, through costume…all while maximizing her brand by being spotted by the paparazzi…and I guess people still care about her relatively fit, despite being old booty…probably because it is Greek and they know it is her primary vagina….

I figure why not encourage her in her life after Extra, despite still doing work for Extra, because Extra is all she knows…as long as it is in a skin tight costume…

Boring, sure…but it happened..

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Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

27

Oct

Alexa Vega is On a Cruise Porn of the Day

Alexa Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kid bride, who he still casts in all of his movies from my understanding, because I assume he had sex with her, seeing as 16 is probably legal in Mexico, where he is from, and filming a movie together, or in this case, three movies together, in such close proximity – could lead to teaching her how to give her first BJ…a BJ she has taken to married life…with the guy I assume is in this picture, that she’s riding from behind while on a cruise…and that I am posting because I guess I’m a creepy voyeur…who cares about little pink bathing suit bottoms before / after sex.

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2014

27

Oct

Adrianne Curry Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Adrianne Curry is notorious bottom feeder and fan of the site, if you consider her targeting me many years ago on Twitter, telling me off, so that her nerd henchman who watch her every move can follow up for three weeks telling me how much of a dick I am for calling out their hooker queen, who you may or may not know as Season 1 of America’s Next Top Model winner, turned Comicon hustler – after a stint as Courtney Stodden before Courtney Stodden, taking on reality TV one awful publicity stunt of a show at a time…

Well now she’s nude modeling…and here are those nudes…fascinating even though there is not enough gaping asshole

Posted in:Adrianne Curry

2014

27

Oct

FEMEN Babes Vs Cops and Other Videos of the Day

Using the Train as a Toilet…

Australians VS Police Who Want a Breath Test

Do Keeps the Pace for Bike Racers

Homemade Speedboat Race Fail

Idiot Jumps His Scooter

I Want TO Bang the Girl Who Flipped Her Car

Dude Who Eats Lizards…

Firemen Save a Horse from the Pool

HEADIS

Football Fn Loses Her Shit…

The Boiling Water Bucket Challenge Dude is a Lunatic

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

#snpf ???? @lennonelizabethh

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

The highlight of my weekend was having 3 of my tinder girls tell me how they fucked other guys – but were thinking of me the entire time.

In some ways that is creepy, in some ways that’s amazing, in some ways depressing because I like my tinder girls be be abstinent until I tell them they are allowed to have sex.

The fact that that was the highlight of my weekend is pretty depressing…Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…a little less depressing.

America’s Top Hand Model.
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14 Realistic Kids Costumes
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Hot Fit Girls.
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Some Babe Named Kat Torres in a Bikini
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Hot Cosplay Prank
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LeVar Burton Reading Bedtime Stories..
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Maria Menounos’ Butt at Some Rich Person Halloween Party
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Kat Von D Beats The Paparazzi
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Heavy Machinery Extracting Marble at the Quary
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Cats Sitting Upright
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Dick Packaging.
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Google Has a New Inbox
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The 25 Best Hip Hop Instagrams of the Week
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How to Carve Fruit
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Monkeys Hitching Rides
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The Dude Managed to Run Over His Own Head
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13 Cool 3D PRINTED Things
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Selfie Fail of the Day
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This Is Halloween in Japan
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9 Times Basketball Plaers Make Celebs Look Short
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Last minute adjustments with @anastasiaashley

A photo posted by Van Styles (@vanstyles) on

If I hear the “More people have been married to Kim Kardashian than died of Ebola” meme / slogan again – I will be officially convinced we live in a world of drones…not that I really need that to convince me – I am ready know the masses are a bunch of fucking robots – but the key is to figure out how to program all these robots to send me pussy pics – and I think I’ve got it down to a science…all you gotta do is ask…pretty simple right…as long as it is over text and not at your kid’s play group, or at the dog park, at parent/teacher interviews or at the grocery store or bank while applying for a credit increase to pay for your drinking…

That said, here are some stepLINKS…

Miley is a Lunatic
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Snapchat Force is Strong….
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Under Boob
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Exceptionally Painful Breakup Prompts Man to Cut Off His Own Penis
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Camille Rowe is Topless
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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The Bella Twins Show Their Twins
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Stella Maxwell in Underwear
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Chrissy Teigen Quits Twitter By Not Quitting Twitter – because She Likes the Attention
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Demi and the Willis Sisters – Together – Weird
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Taylor Swift Middriff
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Slut of the Day
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10 Scary Movies for Horror Fans…
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Some WTD Playgrounds
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Rose McGowan is a Fucking Nightmare
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Kaley Cuoco Does Yoga
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Princess in a Slutty Dress
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Girl Mad She Wasn’t Nicki Minaj when she Woke Up After Dental Surgery
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Barbara Palvin in a Black Dress…
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Bar Refaeli Legs
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Epic Safety Video
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Halloween Parenting Fails…
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Eva Macille Wants
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Usher and Beiber are more “Man to Man” now
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14 Ebola Survival Texts from Concerned Moms…
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Sara Malakul Lane is a Hot Bitch
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Eddie Murphy and His White Sugar Baby
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Carmen Electra Lives!
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Nicole Scherzinger in Some Shitty
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Jason Biggs Peeing on Chelsea Handler #TBT
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Joanna Krupa in a See Through Top
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The Greatest Movie Deaths of All Time
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Dakota Johnson is Boring
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Emma Stone is Really Boring
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Jaime King Nipples…
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Kimberly Garner Upskirt..
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Amanda Seyfried Legs…
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Ariana Grande is Not Getting Implants
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Jennifer Lawrence Texts and Walks…
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Burn Your Bras….
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Things that Look Like Dick…
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Kris Jenner Promoting Nicole Simpson Nachos…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Janessa Working Out…Slut…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Miss Chrissy Disappearing Yellow Bikini…
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Crack Whores Talk The Crazy Things…
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Ass Of the Motherfucker….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Hot Slutty Amateurs….
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Brunette Naked in the Bed…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Melissa Howe in Lingerie
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Old Lady Big Tits…
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MMA Fighter Ronda Rousey
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Law and Order Takes On Porn Feminist Belle Knox
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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If You’re Bored – Do This Online Dating Survey
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Oct

Nicki Minaj Grabbing her Tits of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted this shit on Instagram today, before going crazy about THE VIDEO OF THE GIRL who is pretending she wishes she wishes she was Nicki Minaj – whole high after dental surger – in efforts to get on Ellen, who will be on Ellen, because they used Reddit properly – and Ellen and I guess Nicki Minaj are eating this shit up…it speaks to their egos ….

I prefer looking at her hack, lie, bullshit, acting school graduate who went for an Audition to become Nicki Minaj before becoming Nicki Minaj….which she also posts, because that’s why she got them…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

24

Oct

stepGIRLS for Discreet Vapes and Got Vape of the Day

I like girls who smoke weed. Especially at 4 am at their apartment while I watch…usually through the fire escape because I am not invited in…I mean they don’t even know I followed them home. I am romantic like that…….Just kidding…but I do like seeing girls smoke…and every girl smokes weed – but not every girl smokes weed using amazing technology…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but we’ve been pushing the PUFFiT 2 Portable Vaporizer by Discreet Vape. because I like watching the smoking culture blow the fuck up. I like seeing these girls posing with Vapes, blowing smoke out while half naked and sexy, and I felt the need to do a #stepGIRLS shoot of our own….

This vape looks like an Asthma pump, which is pretty fucking next level, in a good way, since you can trick people into thinking you’re dying of an asthma attack, when really you’re just getting trippy…even in front of the cops…so much potential…and it’s inexpensive as fuck so GET ONE OR 100

Here are the pics shot by AnotherSidewalk.Tv

To Find Out More CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

24

Oct

Lady Gaga Nipples of the Day

We have established that Lady Gaga has nipples and that she’s not afraid to show them in her shameless self promotion – but it’s getting boring. No one cares about her tits that we’ve already seen – we are more keen on seeing spread asshole – because if you are going to put yourself out there to be eccentric and different – it takes more than showing your tits…you need try to be the artist on some higher concept level you pretend to be – and really shock the fucking world…

I guess she fears losing endorsements, because she is a business, this is a business, and she want to come across weird – but she can’t do things that would actually be shocking – because she’s a fucking lie…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

24

Oct

Cara Delevingne Grabbing Her Tits of the Day

Everyone loves “it” girl Cara Delevingne….socialite who has positioned herself better than most socialites, by being quirky, fun and funny, likeable, accessible – while hanging with A-Listers and nobodies alike…just being all that hipster cool…that she is…and I don’t hate it – I mean bi-sexual – identity crisis that is doing no harm – but grabbing her tits in video is totally fine by me…always .

This is supposed to be for testicular cancer – but it is about tits and pussy…something Cara has, sucks and likes…as long as the person it belongs to is a hollywood star.

Posted in:Cara Delevingne