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2014

17

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding Her Face While Showing Her Booty of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face while leaving her workout, because she’s been working out, probably tired of being called Vanessa Pudgens, back when she was pudgens…and what she doesn’t realize is that when in shorts like that..she’s giving the paparazzi all they need, or all I really need, because I don’t give a fuck about her face, I’m all about her ass, or any girl’s ass for that matter…

I mean maybe she’s pretending to be shy for using The Fappening as an opportunity to release and relive her nude pics leak, to show people she has leaned how to wax and has learned how to take nudes..you know to change the pace of all the torment people like me always go back to reference…you know the thing she could never put to rest, that kept resurfacing in anything she did…finally looking her hottest, even when covered up…I mean those strong legs can do damage…

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2014

17

Oct

Babes Rockin’ Into The AM of the Day

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A few days ago I posted these THESE PICTURES OF stepGIRLS/a> in INTO THE AM clothing…

It got me thinking that raving or this whole EDM thing is so massive it’s insane.

Not only are DJs I know, who used to make 100 dollars a gig getting 40,000 dollars a night with their robot thanks to autism music…but hoards of people, we’re talking busloads are showing up to these all night events and festivals, getting freaky…all dressed like circus freaks..I want to have sex with.

It is weird for me, because I used to go to raves, not for the drugs or music, or the underage people who couldn’t get into actual clubs, but for the ability to drink until 10 am…because I was never into doing drugs…because drugs are bad and designed and distributed by the government to brainwash people…but any excuse to drink all night worked for me…

You see the the raver weirdos of yesteryear were all a bunch of crackhead trolls…but the ravers of today…are the normals of yesteryear….the everyday babe who wouldn’t be caught dead in a rave…dancing on speakers in panties..and that is a good thing…if you like hot girls dancing…and I do.

So here’s a bunch of pics of some rave chicks in their INTO THE AM because you gotta love girls staying up past their bedtime..ready to grind.

Check out INTO THE AM Clothing a href=”/out.php?http://www.intotheam.com/” target=”_blank”> HERE and Remember – Drugs are Bad…

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2014

17

Oct

Kid Richards Amazing Babe on Film of the Day

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Here is and interesting shoot by my new favorite Portugal based photographer named KID RICHARDS , who is taking a little initiative and saying to the world that he’s actually a photographer, because he shoots on film, and archaic technology that requires actual skill and experience to generate awesome images, that need to be scanned to the internet to be seen by all of us…and I respect that in a world filled with instagram photographers and Digital camera technology that does 99 percent of the work – I get in this fight with photographers all the time, they never will admit it though…

So it takes someone to bust out the film, like a hipster teen girl at urban outfitters, and do something different with it…so for that reason alone I dig this KID RICHARDS …but throw a naked girl in bed holding a fluorescent light into the mix…and he becomes all that much better…

Good things to come from KID RICHARDS …

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2014

17

Oct

Shay Mitchell in Bed of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some insanely famous actress that you’ve probably never heard of, because she’s too busy napping, and taking in bed selfies, riding her fame from the TV show that she’s on, and that teens everywhere watch religiously, but that the general population doesn’t give a fuck about…I never see motherfuckers plugging it on social media saying “OMG PRETTY LITTLE LIARS IS ON”…but that could be because I hate 16 year olds…and teens in general..they are the fucking worst…and I guess so are their leaders like Shay Mitchell…who should be trying to get herself in more serious roles…I mean use this being at the top for more than just pics in bed…use it for nude roles in indy movies..take a lead from her Ashley Benson BFF who she probably hates because Benson gets all the glory…

I think I just Pretty Little Liars gossiped…The media is turning me into everything I hate…must go look at more tits.

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2014

17

Oct

Sylvie Meis Photoshoot of the Day

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Sylvie-Meis was once Sylvie van der Vaart, but then she got a divorce.

I am sure I’ve written about her a bunch of times, she’s some Dutch “TV PERSONALITY” and “LINGERIE MODEL” who was actually just a WAG, or Soccer wife, that was probably low level modelling, you know handing out samples at some events, where she lured in her rich player husband. I can’t imagine the country being all that big, or the athletes all that unaccessible when the girls look like this…because even at 40, she’s pretty fucking substantial, and now, like so many other 40 year old divorcees on the divorcee tear, trying to piss off her ex husband during the divorce, especially when she finds out he’s got a younger girlfriend…or multiple younger girlfriends…and I guess this shoot is all part of that “I can still land a billionaire, because I am still hot, and I don’t need my ex husband, I just need the alimony” campaign…

She’s a survivor…first from Breast cancer and now from this…a titty survivor..I believe…

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2014

17

Oct

Miss Ukraine Universe 2014 Tits for GQ Russia of the Day

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The difference about Eastern Europe and America is nicely laid out for us right here – with their Miss Ukraine 2014 – pageant winner – doing a GQ spread – showing tit…where as if this was America, the land of the fundamentalist Christian freaks, she’d be kicked off the tour for being a harlot that is not good for the youth to look up to…

Her name is Anna Andres and I think it’s safe to say that during this hard time in the Ukraine with people dying…she’s just brightening up spirits and plotting her escape and I know if I could afford her, I’d buy her

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2014

17

Oct

Kerry Washington “No Make-Up” Tits of the Day

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Kerry Washington didn’t wear make-up for this shoot for whatever magazine this is…but she did show off her tits so that you could really not fixate on the fact that she wasn’t wearing make-up – not to mention I have a hard time believing that she wasn’t wearing make-up – or at least shot in some soft light or proper lighting these pros know all about – or more likely that she wasn’t photoshopped to look a little less tired while remaining tired tired looking enough to claim she’s not wearing make up…

I mean there are giant letters on her fucking head…it’s safe to say this has run through some image software…unless they tape that to her shit before shooting…and I guess none of that matters when showing cleavage…

The good thing in all this is how insecure it will make all the make-up free women who don’t look anything like this without make-up…I like when the media does this unrealistic expectations thing…

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2014

17

Oct

Ashley Greene is Not Hot for Women’s Health of the Day

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Ashley Greene is the fucking worst. I’ve heard all kinds of horror stories about this girl and her Florida trash moved to LA positioning. I don’t really care about how she got onto Twilight or who she’s fucked along the way, I just find it annoying that after publicly breaking up relationships like some young harlot, she turned to the Jonas Brothers who at the time were pretending they were virgins, and started campaigning for “Promise Rings” and virginity…all while not being that hot, or even believable, cuz anyone with a brain would have seen right through her and noticed the cum dripping down her leg from earlier that day..

The good news is that Fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just barely knows how to strategically move and this Women’s Health video is shit…but you’ll probably like it because Twilight changed you fucking life, especially when you bought into her virginity – seeing as you were/are a virgin too….

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2014

17

Oct

Mara Teigen in Cheeki for Galore of the Day

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My friends at GALORE who don’t invite me to their exclusive star-studded parties – because I am a liability – but do let me post pictures I steal from their website without sending me lawyers letters – like so many other magazines who don’t appreciate my silly, drunken banter – put out these pics of instagram model Mara Teigen, who for some reason is ridiculously massive, even considered famous thanks to social media, though you’ve probably never heard of her, but who I always just assumed was the hotter sister of pug-faced Chrissy Teigen…who isn’t actually her sister..rocking her awesome ass in her Cheeki panties and I’m not mad at it…if anything I want to find the dirty panties on ebay where I would assume she’s selling them to subsidize her income, you know because being an instagram model isn’t ridiculously lucrative….

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2014

17

Oct

Missy Rayder Tits for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now…..

She is the younger sister of Franke Rayder, who was an SI model…in like 1992.

I used to be friends with their other sister, who wasn’t a model, but she developed a drug addiction and disappeared…or something equally typical…the sister I was friends with never sent me nudes…or maybe she did…I don’t remember but I do know that all I see when I look at these pics is the countless dudes in 90s bands who have probably cum all over these tits…you know when she was a young it girl…I’m thinking at least

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