The key to every tinder romance – is to start with asking for their anal virginity, telling them you’re just joking because you can tell they are an anal queen who loves things up their ass, then proclaiming love, actual fucking love, followed up with this poem:
“I’m falling apart – just another little lonely heart – how did I get so cold – how did I get so cold – but then you came along – and now I am home – the heat is on – the sadness gone”
Closed out with a demands to see videos of them making themselves cum because you find them so hot…
If they are still talking to you at that point – you’ll probably get the masturbation video – but more improtatnyl you should probably marry her because she’s fun, or crazy, or a hooker bot trying to rob you.
Either way, here are some stepLINKS..
12 Halloween Costumes that Don’t Make Sense
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Some Ridiculous Booties
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Abigail Ratchford Tits for Water
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Evan Rachel Woods is Scissoring her Twitter Crush…Lesbians of the Day
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Pennsylvania Boy 10 – Charged for Killing a 90 Year Old
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Michelle Obama with a Turnip
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Beyonce’s Hair is Hysterical
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Beyonce at the Louvre Selfies
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Commercial Break Handshake
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Miley Cyrus Toplesss Hotel Tanning
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Angela Ruiz Lingerie Catalog Pics
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Naomi Watts at Some event
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Emma Stone in Cabaret Lingerie…
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Miranda Kerr Signing Autographs
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32 Yelp Reviewers Unimpressed by American Landmarks
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Nina Agdal in Some Black and White Bullshit
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Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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Lily Allen at some Event…
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Star Spangled Banner with a Gun
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Crystal Heffner is Hot After She Runs Her Pics Through Retouching Apps
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Daisy Fuentes Lace Top…
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Jacked Up Limo
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Olivia Munn Saves the Packers
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Emma Stone at Good Morning America
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Some Babe Named Rachel Hilbert in a BIkini
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13 People Banned from Technology
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20 Facts that Should be Common Knowledge
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Girls in Tight Dresses!
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Cheerleaders of the Week
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Myleene Klass in Leather Dress
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Some Carolina Cruz Chick’s Lingerie Pics
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Hot Girls Stretching
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Janel Parrish DWTS Tube Top
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30 Actors Who Died Too Young
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Some Chick Named Heather Small Braless
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Nudity From Utopia..
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Woman Puts Her Husband’s Penis on Blast
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Courtney Stodden Has Implants –
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Courtney Stodden’s Puppies…
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Monica Cuz is Old and Weathered and the Less Famous Sister – Which Means She’s Got More To Prove
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Weirdo Singing John Lennon on Weirdo Instruments
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14 Ridiculous Subway Signs
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Ridiculous Tits of the Day
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We See Through Top
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Naked Yoga Pose
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Hairspray Bottle Butt
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Asian of the Day
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Penelope Cruz for Esquire
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Some Glamour Model Named Sofia Kasuli’s Leaked Nude Pics
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O-Face
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Bald and Wet
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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