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2014

14

Oct

Jayne Mansfield with Sophia Loren 1957 Nipple Slip of the Day

In 1957 – nip slips happened. This is some Throwback Tuesday Nip Slip shit. You know back when Nip Slips mattered. In images you’d imagine her team paid off many people to not leak because the 50s weren’t so much a free the nipple in public, that was more for the heroin soaked cocktail parties behind closed doors – while their public images was kept relatively meticulous…

As someone who has been Chronicling nipple slips since 2004 – this vintage shit speaks to me – and that is why I am posting it….

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2014

14

Oct

Acne Studios Underwear Campaign of the Day

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Acne Studios is some Swedish fashion company – and I guess this is their Swedish underwear campaign – that is pretty fucking Swedish looking – not that I know what Swedish looking means – but it reminds me of IKEA In the early 80s and some weird 1960s Swedish movies I’ve randomly seen…

Up on some practical, clean lines, pragmatic soft core porno kick…with long legs….and toplessness. Even though this was probably not shot in Sweden…

I feel so lied to

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2014

14

Oct

Maria Menounos Tramp Stamp Booty on Extra of the Day

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Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted….

But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care…

Weird.

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2014

14

Oct

Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

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Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere

She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

14

Oct

Lily McMenamy Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Lily McMenamy is the daughter of some other model named Kristen McMenam and some famous Tunisian night club owner from Paris…

Her stepfather, and we all love stepfathers is Miles Aldridge – who is the photographer brother of Lily Aldridge – because the world is an incestuous place.

She was essentially brought up up around party people, cocaine, the rich girl model life and most importantly. the openness and willingness to get naked for money, or for fashion or for art, because it is not deemed pornographic – and I guess if more girls had this heathen hippie upbringing – the world would be a better, more fun, higher medicated place.

I remember hearing about her years ago, she was up on some socialite in New York scene, because the world, at least this world is an incestuous place…and well now, I’m looking’ at her tits and so are you…I feel so close to her.

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2014

14

Oct

Kaili Thorne Random Topless Behind Glass Pic of the Day

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Her name is Kaili Thorne. She’s the daughter of some hippie stage mom family called the THornes. Her sister is some 16 year old who basically broke through in the industry, after you know the parents tried with this older one…and it didn’t work out for her, she cracked under pressure and didn’t have what it took, so instead went into hipster modelling, often times topless, leveraging her sisters name to get work, and I guess I am glad how that panned out – other than the whole being blocked from her on Social media because I guess she doesn’t like me laughing at the one who didn’t make it – even if the one who didn’t make it is the better one – because she’s showing her tits…

I guess this is my cry for help…just love me Kaili Thorne – like I love you…and not in the way your parents love you – I don’t expect you to make me money or live out my dreams for me…all I want from you is to sit on my face.

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2014

14

Oct

Izabel Goulart Behind the Scenes Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

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It's time to work!! Shooting at this gorgeous Brazilian weather!! É hora de trabalhar!! Fotografando neste clima que só o Brasil tem!! Dream team @renatacorrea @nheiniger @silviogiorgio #brasil #itacare #atwork #magical #ocean #sun #bluesky

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Here’s a little behind the scenes footage of Izabel Goulart hard at work.

To put things in perspective – she probably doesn’t get out of bed for anything over 30,000 dollars a day, and most likely in the 100,000 dollar range and this is all she has to do.

Sure, she has to maintain her figure, build her brand and make people want to work with her.

But in terms of actual work, this is what she does. Shows up on set, sits while hair and make-up is done, eats the craft servives foods – and this…100,000 dollars for 5 hours of this…

Amazing.

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2014

14

Oct

Shay Mitchell’s Pumpkin Porn of the Day

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It’s pumpkin patch season which is code for Los Angeles girls of all levels of fame going to the pumpkin patch as part of a PR campaign, to choose their Halloween pumpkin, because either the Farmer’s Market pays them to do it, or they just really feel the need to hand pick their pumpkins instead of trusting their assistants to do it….and since the paparazzi camp out there – it gets well documented…and one of the many Pumpkin patch stunts is the pumpkin titties – that Shay Mitchell from Pretty Little Liars, who despite not being household, is famous as fuck with the under 20s…is demonstrating…

I feel like you can masturbate to this, because you can masturbate to anything. You’re a masturbting hero…

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2014

14

Oct

Valerija Kelava by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello Gets Racy of the Day

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Valerija Kelava is an actual model. She’s Slovenian, which I guess means she’s first generation non-communist. Probably from a poor family who was given the option of escaping due to her height, instead of being forced into a life of mail order brides, cam girl, human trafficking, but I’ve never heard of her so maybe I am wrong.

What I do know is that she’s signed with actual reputable model agencies…throughout Europe and new york.

I also know that SOFIA Sanches and Mauro Mongiello are a photography duo who have done tons of photoshoots, covers, with celebrities, and now they are dabbling in a little more racy nudes….

I mean this is fashion, on a model, but also what Larry Flynt was shot for – showing the pink.

Excitng times for all of us are here.

Baby – Personal Work from Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello on Vimeo.

Valerija – Personal Work from Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello on Vimeo.

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2014

14

Oct

Miley Cyrus Hot Topless Tanning of the Day

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The big Miley Cyrus news, yes, I keep on top of Miley Cyrus news, definitely not intentionally, I am just on the internet and it happens to be a tool designed to shove useless information down my throat in efforts to distract me from real life issues….I’m on the next top 10 cats that look like Elvis faster than I am reading an investigative journalist report on how Ebola is being injected into people for 3 reasons…conspiracy…that you can ignore because they puppet masters puppet master people like Miley to be our dancing Monkey, and as long as she’s topless, in little shorts…she can keep on doing it…

That said, the big Miley news is that her snap chat was apparently one that was hacked – and there is sex snaps included in the fun…

I feel like the DMCA / Copyright laws will not apply to this, since Snapchat is a broadcasting app – meaning it was meant to get out there – meaning you’ll all see Miley fuck if it is true…and I am all about seeing that…because look at this little hot body…it’s good.

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