Jennife Lawrence has spoken in a calculated and crafted PR statement that I assume her and her lawyers scrutinized over in reference to the celebrity leak that to me was the best thing she’s ever done in her life – because it made me think she was hot and her Academy Awards justified…instead of the awkward weirdo I felt scammed the system…

Some Highlights:

“every single thing that I tried to write made me cry or get angry. I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.”

Agreed – girls – it is better to get off to you than to porn – whether in a relationship or not – I love the nudes…

“It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime,” she tells Kashner. “It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change. That’s why these Web sites are responsible. Just the fact that somebody can be sexually exploited and violated, and the first thought that crosses somebody’s mind is to make a profit from it. It’s so beyond me. I just can’t imagine being that detached from humanity. I can’t imagine being that thoughtless and careless and so empty inside.”

I don’t think that this is a sex crime, that’s what I call overreacting. It’s a breach of privacy, if the pictures were even hacked, and not given away from her ex who she was in a loving relationship with for 4 years.

I do agree that sites like Reddit, owned by Conde Nast, made millions off the pictures and she should get a piece of that action – but sites like mine are just reporting the news, no one reads, I just like celebrating tits.

The interesting thing – is that they come after sites like me – who link to the pics on sites like Reddit owned by Conde Nast, rather than Conde Nast, the billion dollar company.

The even more interesting thing – is that Vanity Fair is owned by Conde Nast – the same company that owns Reddit and that made millions off the pics…

So she’s calling out a company while giving the same company an exclusive.

#illuminati.

The fact is she’s famous, we want to see her naked, I want to see everyone naked…and if I could I would. I would just never post their nudes online, because I am a good guy…but if they were put online by some other asshole I’d look.

“Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame. Even people who I know and love say, ‘Oh, yeah, I looked at the pictures.’ I don’t want to get mad, but at the same time I’m thinking, I didn’t tell you that you could look at my naked body.”

I am sure she didn’t look at any of the other leaked nudes, I mean Kate Upton’s floppy tits are probably on her phone and she sends them around to her friends when she’s having a bad day. To say you shouldn’t look when it hits the internet, is like saying “don’t pay 18 dollars for the IMAX experience of my movie. It’s like saying you shouldn’t watch the viral video of Star Wars kid who became suicidal after that leaked due to bullying. The internet is a place for humanity to be their true asshole. If you don’t want nudes seen, don’t take nudes…because like I tell every girl, every nude pic you send is going to be seen by someone other than the intended person – even if just casually when drunk. I am one of the few people who doesn’t show people nudes, because I have no friends.

“You have a choice. You don’t have to be a person who spreads negativity and lies for a living. You can do something good. You can be good. Let’s just make that choice and—it feels better.”

I mean…coming from a vapid twat who makes a ton of money and doesn’t give that money back to charities like the selfless person she is – it’s hard to take her seriously. Is she a good person living in her 10 million dollar mansion – and funding her manager and agent’s 10 million dollar mansion – these money grubbers are barely human and when they preach it – it’s a fucking joke. Hypocites…

“When I have to make that phone call to my dad and tell him what’s happened … I don’t care how much money I get for The Hunger Games,” she says. “I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something like that has happened, it’s not worth it.”

Her dad probably leaked the shit…I don’t believe in hacks…I believe in marketing stunts to get paid, you know like when he pushed her into acting at 14. The fact is that saying “I don’t care about how much money I made for this movie”…doesn’t really hold any value – when the money is in the bank….getting interest. It’s just fucking words…as if her dad didn’t know she was a little naughty – he’s the one who taught her those moves to get roles – come people…you sold your soul to the devil to become famous…all of you – you have no privacy – get over yourself…

Ultimately, nudes are awesome. they don’t ruin careers…there is so much noise out there, everyone forgets after 5 minutes…get over yourself…stop bringing it up….and take more titty pics baby…they hot…(PS she got naked in Vanity Fair for the article…good work)

Everything you see is staged. Nothing is real. Especially with celebrity.

Remember that.

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