Apparently when you meet an Asian girl off tinder to fuck because she is Asian and you don’t mind breaking your “Don’t Meet People Off the Internet Because they Will Kill You” Rule – you shouldn’t tell her the only time you had a relationship with an asian girl was when you used to jerk off to asian porn – because talking about masturbating when masturbating is all the sex you’ve ever had will make you look creepy – especially when you follow it up asking if her vagina is like real vaginas – to which she will say “no it’s not sideways you idiot”…even though you were talking about whether it was pixelated or not…Robots!!!
Speaking of Tinder Love…this happened…
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The Donut Selfie
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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