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2014

15

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Morning

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Apparently when you meet an Asian girl off tinder to fuck because she is Asian and you don’t mind breaking your “Don’t Meet People Off the Internet Because they Will Kill You” Rule – you shouldn’t tell her the only time you had a relationship with an asian girl was when you used to jerk off to asian porn – because talking about masturbating when masturbating is all the sex you’ve ever had will make you look creepy – especially when you follow it up asking if her vagina is like real vaginas – to which she will say “no it’s not sideways you idiot”…even though you were talking about whether it was pixelated or not…Robots!!!

Speaking of Tinder Love…this happened…

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…


Brad Pitt Has Owned a Gun Since Kindergarten
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Boob Twerking is a Thing
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The Boobs Bouncing to Mozart Started it All
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The Donut Selfie
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Texas School Rejection Letters Blame Ebola
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Kylie Minogue Flashing Her Panty Ass…Her Old Panty Ass…her Amazing Panty Ass
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This Frenchy Chick is Ridiculous on the Beach
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The Way Snoop Taunts Iggy is Hilarious
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News Anchor Farts on TV
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21 Old Timey Halloween Costumes
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Real Life Jurassic Park in Australia
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere to Get Your Rape Fantasies on…
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Why Girls Shouldn’t Drive Ferraris
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Hot Girls Stretching
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The Dog Friends Who Help Each Other are Pretty Cute
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7 Painful GIFs
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2014

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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@andielloway captures the "full from too much whipped cream bikini – never too much whipped cream bikini" nap with @chelslipp

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I want you to follow me on INSTAGRAM because it feeds my ego…and the world is going in the internet direction – and the screen is real life…

I just saw this – kids are annoying – but this is just crazy

I prefer trying to get girls pregnant than getting girls pregnant…while drunk…I am drunk…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Girls in the Middle of No Where for the Rapists
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Mickey Rourke in Leggings of the Day
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This Guy Had Sex with over 700 Cars
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Girls in Socks!
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Rachel Hilbert is a Hot Model in a One Piece
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Snoop VS Iggy Azaelea is Hilarious
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Kesha is Suing Her Producer Dr. Luke for Sexual Harassment
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Miley’s Ass on Stage
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Slutt of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen’s Old Broken Down Face
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Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian in Jenas
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Katherine McNamara is Cute as Fuck
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Beyonce Of the Day
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Top 35 Pics of Stacey Keibler
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Jaime King at the Pumpkin Patch….
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Mariah Carey Panty Flash
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Taylor Swift Instyle Shoot
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Jennifer Lawrence Pokies
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Song of the Day
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Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk in Leggings
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The Sexiest Celebrity Halloweeen Costumes
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Sarah Hyland on the Beach
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15 Things that Fit Just Perfectly…
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Pets VS Leaves…
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Selena Gomez Legs on Ellen
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Blowking Clothes Off Girls Prank
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Jessica Rafalowski in Skinny Shaper Lingerie of the Day
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Who Was the Most Attractive Actress at 25 Years Old
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Bai Ling Pantyflash
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DJ Tanner Tits in a Dress
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Olivia Wilde GIFs
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Katy Perry Ass in Leggings…
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Britney Spears in Shorts
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22 Moments of Redneck Ingenuity
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Titty Mozart
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Vanessa Hudgens Bra-Less
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Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest Showed People who Se Really Was….
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Dakota Johnson Goth
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Metisha Schaefer in a Bikini by the Pool
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John Oliver on Pumpkin Spice
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Amy Poehler Loves Cocaine and Ping Pong
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Top Model Instagrams
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Zac Effron’s New Pussy
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Some Girl on Set of Dancing With the Stars and Her tits…
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Madness in Serbia…
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Kids Trash a Store in Brooklyn
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Bets You Will Always Win
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Andreea Diaconu in a Bikini
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49 Pics of Old Celebs Now – When they Were Young and Hot
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British News Anchor Farts on TV
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Alessandra Ambrosio at the Pumpkin Patch…
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Animals that Forget how to Be Animals
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Charlotte Springer is Hot and Naked
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She’s Such a Faker
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You Will Remember This Ass
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Panty Play
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Sophie Dee in a Polka Dot Bikini
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Feeding it Bananas
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2 Girls Measuring their Thighs….
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Hot Baby in a Bath
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Fingers in Buttholes
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Cam Show of the Day
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Erotic Cinema For You To CUm To
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Work That Ass!
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Dude Totally Deserved to get Tazed
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Amateur Masturbation of the Day…
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Girl Masturbates with a Brush
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Dude Fucks the Shit out of her
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

14

Oct

Cameron Diaz for Marie Claire of the Day

Cameron Diaz is too old for this.

She should have just had babies before trying up, instead of securing another gig as a sex symbol in a romantic comedy for a lot of money she barely deserves because of her boxy old lady body and more importantly, bottoxed face, and more importantly, motherless womb – that is still just as battered as a mom of three thanks to all the cock it took to get her here…

I just think the leads in these movies should go to younger people, and even her photoshoots that are photoshopped to shit lack relevance….

I think what I am saying is RIP Cameron Diaz…it was a good run…

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2014

14

Oct

Don’t’ Look At Jennfifer Lawrence Braless You Perpetuate Sex Abuse of the Day

I find it interesting – that Jennifer Lawrence made some bogus statement to Conde Nast, about how the people (Conde Nast) who made money off of her nudes – are sex offenders and that they were private property and not leaked as part of any campaign to toughen up her image….but more interestingly, that anyone who looked at her tits, which were awesome by the way, are sex offenders for perpetuating this behavior, instead of taking ownership on “Hey, I take nudes, I am a narcissist, and I want people to see my nudes, just not my fans, because I just use them for money and don’t feel they have right to get in on my sexting”…it’s like instead of saying “If you take nudes expect them seen”…she said “if you nudes get leaked – everyone who looks is a sex offender”…

Anyway, we all know it was a PR initiative – and that she doesn’t actually believe it – because this is her second or third bra-less appearance since “The Fappening” made her cool again – and you’d think a girl who offends rape victims by relating to them in her “nude scandal”…you know pretending she too was raped and traumatized by the ordeal because it looks good for her case against google, when really she doesn’t give a fuck and if she did – she’d probably be in a turtleneck.

All this to say, celebrities are full of shit….

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2014

14

Oct

Jayne Mansfield with Sophia Loren 1957 Nipple Slip of the Day

In 1957 – nip slips happened. This is some Throwback Tuesday Nip Slip shit. You know back when Nip Slips mattered. In images you’d imagine her team paid off many people to not leak because the 50s weren’t so much a free the nipple in public, that was more for the heroin soaked cocktail parties behind closed doors – while their public images was kept relatively meticulous…

As someone who has been Chronicling nipple slips since 2004 – this vintage shit speaks to me – and that is why I am posting it….

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2014

14

Oct

Acne Studios Underwear Campaign of the Day

Acne Studios is some Swedish fashion company – and I guess this is their Swedish underwear campaign – that is pretty fucking Swedish looking – not that I know what Swedish looking means – but it reminds me of IKEA In the early 80s and some weird 1960s Swedish movies I’ve randomly seen…

Up on some practical, clean lines, pragmatic soft core porno kick…with long legs….and toplessness. Even though this was probably not shot in Sweden…

I feel so lied to

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2014

14

Oct

Maria Menounos Tramp Stamp Booty on Extra of the Day

Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted….

But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care…

Weird.

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2014

14

Oct

Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere

She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit.

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

14

Oct

Lily McMenamy Tits for Fashion of the Day

Lily McMenamy is the daughter of some other model named Kristen McMenam and some famous Tunisian night club owner from Paris…

Her stepfather, and we all love stepfathers is Miles Aldridge – who is the photographer brother of Lily Aldridge – because the world is an incestuous place.

She was essentially brought up up around party people, cocaine, the rich girl model life and most importantly. the openness and willingness to get naked for money, or for fashion or for art, because it is not deemed pornographic – and I guess if more girls had this heathen hippie upbringing – the world would be a better, more fun, higher medicated place.

I remember hearing about her years ago, she was up on some socialite in New York scene, because the world, at least this world is an incestuous place…and well now, I’m looking’ at her tits and so are you…I feel so close to her.

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2014

14

Oct

Kaili Thorne Random Topless Behind Glass Pic of the Day

Her name is Kaili Thorne. She’s the daughter of some hippie stage mom family called the THornes. Her sister is some 16 year old who basically broke through in the industry, after you know the parents tried with this older one…and it didn’t work out for her, she cracked under pressure and didn’t have what it took, so instead went into hipster modelling, often times topless, leveraging her sisters name to get work, and I guess I am glad how that panned out – other than the whole being blocked from her on Social media because I guess she doesn’t like me laughing at the one who didn’t make it – even if the one who didn’t make it is the better one – because she’s showing her tits…

I guess this is my cry for help…just love me Kaili Thorne – like I love you…and not in the way your parents love you – I don’t expect you to make me money or live out my dreams for me…all I want from you is to sit on my face.

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