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2014

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When sexting turned from “Do you want me to cum inside you”…to “Let me tell you all about my recent abortion where I watched the embryo die via ultrasound, that traumatized me enough to insist you wear a condom”….to finding love on TINDER…this is what I do with my spare time….

Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for Attention
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Babes Tugging at Their Clothes
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Derryn Lester is Topless for Treats!
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Nerdy Bachelor Party
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Looks Rough
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The Cat Who Loves Being Vacuumed
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6 People in London Decided to Trade Their First Born Child for Free Wi-Fi
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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15 of the Most American Things to Happen
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20 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Kevin Durant
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Flexible People.
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Amanda Bynes in Lingerie for her Arrest
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Candice Swanepoel Hot in a Bikini
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2014

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a pic you’ll need to see from TomorrowLand…

That said….

I spent most of my day taking a break from all the vagina prospecting, to do something that I think is important, but more importantly something that I am passionate about….BUSH…

So I looked at pics of different species of human bush- from White, Black, Asian, Hispanic, Mexican…

I am like a scientist. The results are inclusive – I need a bigger sample size. So Send me some bush….or don’t…I don’t need you – I got my own bush supply…Assholes.

Top 10 George Clooney’s Wedding
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9 Nerdy Bachelor Parties…
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Arianna Grande Slutty Performance
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Amanda Bynes Got Arrested….
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Some Big Tits…Because People Like Tits…
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Too Young to do the Anaconda…
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Arianna Grande Shadow Nipple
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Arianny Celeste and Britney Palmer Hosting Bullshit
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Beiber Instagram’s Gomez’s Booty
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Jordan Carver VS Melanie Mueller…
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Model Wife Adam Levine in Animal Blood…
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UK “Model” Catfished by Pro Soccer Player
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13 GIFs to Fuck With Your Brain
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Kanye Grabbing Kim’s Huge Ass
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Links to Every Leaked Pic for The Fappening..
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Maitland Ward See Through Panties
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I Wanna Fuck Vanessa Hudgens
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Katy Perry is Dating Diplo
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Robert Pattison’s Fans Hate His New GF
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Weird Books that Exist…
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SkyMall’s Most Insane Garden Statues
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Eleven Year Old Shot Clubbing
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Girls in Glasses – To Protect Their Eyes from Cum Obvs
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This is the Longest Simpson’s Couch Gag
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Top 10 – The Koch Borther…
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Jimmy Fallon Turns Led Zepplin into a Doo Wop Singer
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Coffee Signs that Nailed It
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Japan Volcano
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Sarah Hyland at an Event Porn
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Avril Lavigne 30th Birthday
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Jessica White – Bikini Model – Who is Black
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Rihanna is Doing James Bond
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Amal and George Wedding Photos
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Stevie Nicks Admits she was Pregnant with Don Henley’s Baby…
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John Oliver on Drones
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Drake Emoji is a Tumblr Sensation…
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Stealing Food From White People
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Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits are Single
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Maitland Ward is a Half Naked Monster
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Megan Fox Mom Porn
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The World’s Hottest Comedian
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Top 10 Amanda Bynes Just Got Arrested for Attention
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Some Crazy Bitches from Amy’s Baking are At it Again
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A Bunch of Flexible Freaks
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Emily Browning Nude Hotel Room PICS
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If Only All Soccer Mom’s Looked Like This
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Some Greek Trash – Nipple Slip
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Stripping After Squash
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Today in Boob Massages
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Romantic Lesbians of the Day
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Cam Girl Milking…
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Pissing in the Supermarket
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Wet As Fuck Asian
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Russian Lesbians…
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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2014

29

Sep

Nicki Minaj “Alleged” Nudes of the Day

These pics could be of any light skin black girl…

I don’t want to sound racist or anything – like this isn’t an all black girls look the same – because obviously – if you get in line at walmart and cross reference this pic – you’ll know that’s a lie the KKK are perpetuating. No not all black people are Denzel Washington – not even Bill Cosby…

I don’t know who these pics are…because she cropped her head and identifiers out of the pic – like a smart girl taking pics of loads on her tits…

The rumor is that it is Nicki, but my anaconda just can’t be sure…partially because I’ve seen so many naked people in my life – in person, and it pics – they all kind of look the same…

Maybe I have low testosterone.


We’ll see if the lawyers send a takedown notice…we’ll know it’s her for sure…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski for Cosmo of the Day

Looks like she’s made it….

I am firm believer that acting requires no talent whatsoever. You just have to be some ego who really believes you have something to offer – and if you’re lucky the producers will think you do also…and in Emily Ratajkowski’s case, she made the producers think she had something to offer, but simply making the public love her for her tits…that she put out there a lot and that were celebrated.

The rumor is that Kanye cast her for his music video, flew her around the world to fuck, linked her up with Treats! where she posed nude, got cast in the Music Video that changed her life, became household and now she’s in Cosmo like she wasn’t a fame whore getting naked to get famous, but rather like a genuine talent…

The line is so fine, as to whether your nudes will go viral and generate mainstream interest, or whether you’ll just end up in porn, but it worked for Emrata, so it could work with you, and the only way we’ll ever know if is you send me nudes.

Here are those pics for COSMO

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

29

Sep

Bryanna Holly in a Bikini of the Day

Bryanna Holly got her start by fucking Brody Jenner back when she was probably a teen, because people have told me that Brody Jenner is into that kind of thing, which I guess isn’t that bad, considering what his dad, emasculated by the Kardashian Leader, is into…you know with his sex change and all…

Well since fucking her way to wherever it is she is (not the top)…but she does have implants…which I guess means there is some success for this hot body with a lot of instagram followers…and now she’s getting jobs, for not very much money, but still jobs, where she can show off her body – legitimizing everything that even remotely seemed like prostitution….

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2014

29

Sep

Maglosia Bela for LUI of the DAy

This is a 37 year old Polish model /actress who you have seen naked in LUI MAGAZINE before.

I think it is safe to say that this recent shoot for LUI MAGAZINE is either some archive photos from the past…or that Lui is her only employer…or that…she’s incredibly hot for a 37 year old….you see because 37 is old, washed up and disgusting…and I can only assume that this is some genetic modifications thanks to Communism, Chernobyl, I don’t fucking know what…but I am all about it….

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out….

Posted in:LUI|Maglosia Bela

2014

29

Sep

Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell Kissing of the Day

I guess lesbianism is a real problem facing America these days. You know targeting our hormonally fucked up women through pornography that is more erotic than the hetero counterpart – giving them the need to eat or be eaten by each other – since it is cool and fun and experimental – and socially accepted… I mean just yesterday I saw hot lesbians in action – it’s trendy – it’s fashionable…scary, mean lesbians of the past probably still exist, but babes are filling the fucking lesbian stereotype and I dig it – since girls aren’t fucking me anyway, they might as well not be fucking any dudes – but rather other girls..

Anyway – I guess Pretty Little Liars, takes on real life teen issues like it was GLEE…addressing that Lesbian urges with your friends exist..

And I guess it wasn’t as big of a deal as when Ellen came out on TV…but it still happened…between Ashley Benson and her Co-Star Shy Mitchell..

It’d be more exciting if she lesbian kissed like she TANNED …Topless

It’d be more exciting if she didn’t fuck a girl in Spring Breakers

But it still happened – and I’m reporting it – because my life is pathetic.

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

29

Sep

Amanda Wellsh for LUI Magazines of the Day

I don’t know who Amanda Wellsh is. She’s a model, and I guess I am from an era where models were just models, they were paid to be in magazines and campaigns, and you didn’t really need to know their name – you know living Mannequins like the movie Mannequin, only you didn’t get called crazy when you got caught fucking them…you got institutionalized – and sent for electric shock therapy…yes. I was porn in the 1930s.

That said, I don’t think everyone needs to be famous, just because they are in pictures showing their tits, I just think they need to be in pictures showing their tits.

Whether for LUI MAGAZINE or my own personal collection – just get naked – it’s artistic and delicious…

Posted in:Amanda Wellsh

2014

29

Sep

Not Connie Chung Bikini Pics of the Day

Some people say that All Asians look the same…but I say this Jamie Chung is sure as fuck not Connie Chung…but less people have probably masturbated to her – because she’s never been on the nightly news or married to Maury Povich, but still has time to turn these ass bikini pics – that are all staged, cute and wholesome – almost out of a catalog or some shit – into nudity, sleazy, scandal and all the other great stuff young girls are doing these days to get by…whether fucking on video to send to their internet boyfriend they met on tinder, or just sending asshole pics – the world is in a good place – I mean asides from all the war, disease and corruption – but who cares about that- when you have bikini ass.

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2014

29

Sep

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places…

But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback..

So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore…

I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian