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2014

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Does Cameltoe of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens recently had nude pics leak. I figure you can probably still find them, even though her legal team, who happen to be good friends of mine, are on a mission to get them down, because I guess she doesn’t want them out there, even though they are already out there, and the best strategy in any situation is to deny til you die. Especially when you look good in the fucking thing, and your 5 O’Clock shadow is more maintained than your first lazy nudes when she was 17 and just learning, back when nudes were a new thing and not staged properly, before any implants were bought…

It’s like she’s an actor and getting nude is and will be part of her job if she takes on any serious role, and as long s she denies the pics of her – the nerds will be scrambling to prove they are her. The lawyers just take the fun out of that…but I guess they all need to get paid….

That said, it’s almost pointless to fight the nudes when you leave the house with your pants jacked up your vagina so far I can see her soul…I mean why even wear pants when it’s all right there…this Vanessa Hudgens is so Confusing…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Sep

Daisy Lowe Topless Picture of the Day

Daisy Lowe is my Daddy Issue Tits of the day. Because her dad, Bisexual Tranny Fucker Gavin Rossdale – denied being her dad until she was 14 or 15 when he was forced to take a paternity test – probably confused how it happens since he only cums in ass, all while in a perfectly happy love affair with Gwen Stefani, that is still going on, because she’s tranny looking enough for him to not stray too far, unless she is into that thing, which she probably is, because famous ppl are fucked.

That said, Daily Lowe..became a model, because that’s how a dad who skipped your childhood repays you, and in doing that she’s been topless, has great tits, and makes me want to work on renewing her faith in men..using my tongue…

I’d never leave you BAE – just answer my tweets..I’m the stepDADDY who you’ll be calling Daddy…cuz you’re real daddy is in LA wearing panties…

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2014

26

Sep

Cara Delevingne’s Tour of Hogwarts of the Day

This is some virgin loser nerd right here…an “It Girl” with a corky inbred looking face that happens to be photogenic, especially next to A-Listers and the leaders in fashion who hire her…showing people around some Harry Potter filming location, that I guess they used for a fashion show during London Fashion week…you know because virgin losers can masturbate to all things Harry Potter.

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2014

26

Sep

Kelly Brook’s See Through Shirt of the Day

I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere.

But it still happened.

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2014

26

Sep

Jessica Simpson with the Titty Poke of the Day

Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen.

So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line..

Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line…

But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….

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2014

26

Sep

Mara Teigen for Purienne of the Day

Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related…

Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures..

They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.

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2014

26

Sep

Nicola Peltz Billionaire “Actor” Topless of the Da y

Nicola Peltz was the new talent – that may or may not be talented – but that looks good – and who wants to be famous because that’s what every motherfucker wants…except me…I think the whole fame thing is stupid. Especially when you’re Nicola Peltz, and up on some billionaire hustle…..with a trust fund and the luxury to afford anything…

It is safe to say her dad financed the whole movie she was in…or maybe works with the producers and directors and said “put my baby in, I got her a pony already, I need to gift her better, so that she doesn’t hate me for choosing my career over her, you know girls with daddy issues…no one wants to be the daddy to one of those sluts”…

But who cares why or how she happened, lets just be happy she happened.

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2014

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Tit in a Loose T-Shirt of the Day

I reach hard for the fetishes in this one, because the one girl I am not capable of ever being over, even when she’s over…and her body and face are over…and her career is over and any level of mystery, or class, or glamous is over…because until she dies…Lindsay Lohan is not over…and even when she’s dead…she will live on forever in our hearts and in shitty movies she’s been in…but I still believe that she will win an Oscar. Life is long…and less talented people win every year…

That said, here is her tit in a lose fitting shirt…I call this “New Fetish Friday”….

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2014

26

Sep

Kelli Garner in the Bath of the Day

I don’t even remember Kelli Garner. She’s 30 and has been in very very little. But that doesn’t mean that she hasn’t been in LA working her ass off trying to date the right people, go to the right events, befriend the right directors, casting directors, producers, cameramen, photographers…etc…it just means it hasn’t worked out for her…

So maybe leaking a couple pics of her big tits in the bath…or even This alleged pic of her tit HER TIT can help..

I believe in the power of tits. It worked for Kate Upton and I hope it works for Kelli Garner, because let’s face it, she’s not getting any younger…

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2014

26

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Nipples in the Catalog Pics of a Flash Back Friday of the Day

Adriana Lima, Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk and a bunch of their new talent are in a recent catalog and I was pretty amazed that they took the “Free the nipple” approach and have finally answered to criticism of the public and the media – about photoshopping these already amazing girls…or more importantly…misrepresenting their products they sell by erasing the nipple…and turning their already Barbie Doll bodies…into genital-less and Nippleless – Barbie Dolls..

This is a FLASHBACK to when Catalogs were good to jerk off to – before airbrushing..

This is a FLASHBACK to when we all used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret we had sent to our houses under fake girl names before porn…

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