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2014

26

Sep

Demi Lovato Pops her Lesbian Ass of the Day

I heard that Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus have an underage lesbian sex tape going around Nashville. It could be a lie, but people I know have seen it…and have said that Miley used to torment Lovato with it back when they were friends…and I want to make it clear that I don’t know about Disney star, turned scandalous bi-sexual beef…I just know about sex tapes…at least let me maintain some of my integrity…I’m a grown ass man…and apparently so is Demi Lovato…as she pulls some ass poke stripper poses…for the internet…and for her 13 year old fans…She’s a hero to us all…arch that back girl…if you’re even a girl

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2014

26

Sep

Olga Lyulchak the Nude Ukrainian Politician of the Day

Apparently this is some Ukrainian Politician’s leaked nudes…now I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen some Eastern European porn in my days, and the soulless communist raised, starving women – will consistently do way worse than this, for even 100 dollars…so I am going to say this is not a leaked nude pic, or even a scandal, because she’s not pissing in the corner of a basement apartment on a webcam site…but she’s still naked…kind of…without vagina…campaigning…and it is the thought that counts…right? Wrong…when it comes to nudes…it is not the thought that counts. It’s the nudes that count.

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2014

26

Sep

Naked Protestors and Other Videos of the Day

Dog VS Piglet

Girl Doesn’t Notice Brawling Thug – Because She’s Texting

Gang Brawl in Thailand

News Reporter Talking Shit About Poor People Not Knowing Mic is On

Crazy Car Jacker in FLorida

Insurance Scammer Goes All Out

Flashback Friday to Yesterday – In case you missed it yesterday – this middle finger Karma is amazing

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Love happens everyday – and I would like to thank the internet for facilitating that…because without the internet – I would not be currently getting a girl to videotape herself on her period having sex with Craola markers she took from her kids art supplies…thank you internet…thank you.

That was my morning revelation, a little academy award speech…preaching.

Here are some Morning Links…

I am not over Mickey Rourke in Spanx
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15 Sexually Suggestive Shados
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Mad Decapitates Co-Worker..
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Short Fucking Shorts…
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Eddie Murphey’s Daughter’s Cameltoe
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Gerard Butler’s New Girlfriend in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez Doin’ It..
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Tattooing in Close Up and Slow Motion
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12 Stock Photos You Could Masturbate To
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Kids React to Caviar
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18 Clever Business Cards
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The 10 Best Retro NFL Uniforms
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Kid Does 90 Degree Push-Ups
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Mirror Selfies
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2014

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Skirt No Panties in the corner of the coffee shop – is giving me dirty looks for trying to look up her skirt – yeah sure I was crawling around – under her table, but I could have been looking for something I dropped…not something I wanted to lose my semen inside…which I never got to see because I guess I just suck at life…

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Here are stepLINKS…

12 Stock Photos You Could Masturbate To…
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Mickey Rourke in Spandex…
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Naked Willis Sister in a Minnie Mouse Hat…
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Girls in Tight Dresses…
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The Best iPhone Case Ever…
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Lindsay Lohan’s Got a Rugged Face
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How to Be a Sugar Baby in LA
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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini
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Jordan Carver Big Boobs in the Ring
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SLUT OF THE DAY – IN A SLUT SHIRT
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Gwyneth Paltrow Sexting….
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Elsa Pataky is Such a Slut…
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Micaela Schaefer Nude in Public with a Fame Whoring Friend
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Hottest Girls Who have Posed Pregnant
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Kim Kardashian Got Attacked at Fashion Week
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33 Hot Jewish Girls for Jewish New Year
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Carolina Cruz Models Bikinis
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Lindsay Lohan On Stage
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Victoria Beckham Action…
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Kendall Jenner Flashing Skin….
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Rosie Huntington on the Red Carpet
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Floyd Mayweather Ruins TV
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Lady Gaga Ass in a Thong
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Emma Roberts in a Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Bob…
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Britney Spears Waddle
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Casey Batchelor Bikini Tits…
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Jessica Simpson – Double Plaid
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17 Amazing Lego Hacks…
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Emily Ratjkowski Nipple in a Bra
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Diora Baird Throwback Nudity
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Penelope Cruz Topless from 1999
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Emily Browning Naked Ass
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37 Pics of Redheads
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29 Things You Didn’t Know About Boy Meets World…
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Naya Rivera in a Black Dress
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Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage…
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Katy Perry in a Classic Hiding from the Paparazzi Pose
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Top 3 Supermodel Instagram
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Diana Argon No Make-Up
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Jessica Alba in Mom Jeans…
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Courtney Stodden Big Tits…
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TBT – DEBBIE GIBSON NUDE
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Bria Murphey in Tight Shorts…
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Wiz Khalifa Cheated…
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14 Insane Barter Offers on Craigslist
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Weed is Legal in Pennsylvania…
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Jayden Cole Stripping…
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make You Cum….
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Russian Slut with Amazing Selfies
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Crazy Snake Lady!
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Drunk Slut Pissing
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JERK OFF WITH RANDOM HOTTIES – GET MY FREE ACCESS NOW!
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Motorbike Hates Litters
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Emily Passion is a Slut…
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How Many Fingers Can She Fit….
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Drinking Contest Fail
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Rhino Dildo
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Girl Downs a Beer
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Big Amateur Tits
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Get Vapes!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian Gets Tackled of the Day

This could have been the best thing ever….you know if it ended in an assassination…

But I guess it is still funny…because she is the fucking worst.

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2014

25

Sep

Paris Hilton Hot for Instagram of the Day

You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot..

It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from it. She was one of the first rich kids turned pornstar turned self made rich kid…and she keeps going and going – even when people just don’t fucking care about her..

She’s out there DJing, hustling, running an entourage, traveling the world, making money…all while people don’t fucking care about her.

She’s even doing lingerie photoshoots…posting slutty selfies…even when people don’t care about her…

She beats to her own drum and doesn’t care that people don’t care…and if she’s getting half naked in the process…all old, herped up, but still not fat…I am all fucking for it…even if I’ve seen her fuck badly, back in her prime…I think she is inspiring to us all that we just need to keep on going…even when the world thinks we should have stopped long ago…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

25

Sep

Derryn Lester is Amazing for TREATS! of the Day

The people at TREATS! Magazine ….just keep on bringing the hot, up and coming models I’ve never heard of, named DERRYN LESTER , from South Africa, who we are happy wasn’t dating the blade runner, because she would be dead by now and we would not be graced with her amazing and beautiful tan lines…

I mean for some reason 95% of white South African girls…are ridiculously hot. Were the ugly ones killed off during Apartheid in the most racist of places in the world, did the uglies die off of AIDS because of the high AIDS rate, since the hot ones locked down the dudes who weren’t HIV positive, or were they just killed off since South Africa has 100 murders an hour or something insane…or are they just a mix of ethnic greatness, or do we only…

I have so many questions I need answered, and I expect to direct them at Derryn Lester on our first date…you know the one we fall in love at…

Posted in:Derryn Lester

2014

25

Sep

Shailene Woodley Nude in a Movie of the Day

Shailene Woodley is nude in a movie…

I know very little about this movie, White Bird in a Blizzard, but it sounds like some heavy made for TV movie that she probably took on to be taken seriously as an actress.

I don’t know much about Shailene Woodley, I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…but not as intense as her in her simulated losing her virginity scene…with riveting lines like “In a blink, it disappeared, like my mother”…

What the fuck. It must be a comedy.

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2014

25

Sep

Bar Paly for Carl’s Jr of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Carl’s Jr has lost their edge and so has Bar Paly.

Sure Bar Paly is a hot Israeli from 20 years ago, who is still hot well into her 30s, or even 40s, I don’t know how old she is or her fake model age is, and I am not hating on her, she’s lovely…

She just looks like a hot MILF or a broken down ex model who never really made it, who turned gold digger because she is in LA and that is what LA people do and who is now looking for new escorting gig or man to gold dig or some level of excitement by offering sex on a plane…Only to give a burger named after sex on a plane instead, Good joke idiots. Good Gag…

Looks like the people at Carl’s Jr are not very creative, or funny, with a shitty joke and a shitty gag…that probably cost them a lot of money they should have spent paying me for better ideas…

I would say this was a fail, but then…again I’m posting it so maybe that’ a win, not that anyone has ever thought anything I have done is a win…

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