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2014

25

Sep

Edita Vilkeviciute for Calvin Klein of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is what I like to call a titty model, even though all models are technically titty models nowadays, you know since tit for fashion has become the norm, something we embrace, and where titty models are a thing of a past…you know in an era there was Fashion Models, Titty Models, Pornstars….

Now the low level name or what I like to call the derogatory term for low grade attention seeking models who make no money – and who are too short and too dumpy to get a real modelling jobs…but who get naked…you know the girls we would call titty models in the past…is Instagram Model.

Edita Vilkeviciute is not an instagram model…she’s straight from Lithuania and she’s avoided being sold off in the sex trade – and is instead booking major campaigns that probably pay more than 100k for Calvin Klein, where she isn’t showing her tits…in fact where it’s more about this hairless chiseled man and his spread leg crotch shot – than her…probably because only fags wear Calvins.

Who knows. I prefer her NAKED

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

25

Sep

More Slutty Miley Cyrus Selfies of the Day

It amazes me when people act so shocked when celebrities post selfies and nudes. They all criticize them for being narcissists who can’t get enough of themselves, when I figure the fact that they are celebrities in the first place is enough proof of that to begin with, and at least when they post their selfies, they monetize by connecting with their fans who pay them and make them famous. It’s like if anyone should be a narcissist it should be a celebrity…and all these other motherfuckers doing the selfie movement – for their 400 friends who hate them – are the real issue…

So as long as Miley keeps posting these pics of herself without a bra on because she loves herself…I’ll keep looking..

I mean sure I’d rather no one else was looking because that will destroy this attention seeker and her hired staff who praise her enough to make her next level her shit…but I take what I can get…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

25

Sep

Sara Sampaio’s bare Ass and Tits with a Horse for the Perverts of the Day

This is not a weird fetish photoshoot from some obscure porn site, this is Sara Sampaio for Vogue Spain, which means this is top fashion, and I guess you can ignore the clothes she is in, despite it being a fashion magazine, and focus on the fact that she is naked with a horse…or half naked with a horse, up on some weirdo Equus fetish shit….

I am sure horse love has existed forever, and that pony play fetish has even inspired a line horse tail butt plugs, hoof hand and feet covers, and even leather horse masks…I don’t know who sexualized the horse first, I am sure a a lot of people over the history of man have inserted their majestic genitals inside random girls willing to get fucked by a horse…I’ve seen the videos…and I guess this is the

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

25

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Possible Nipples on Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of what may or may not be her in a white see through mesh looking shirt with no bra on…because this picture is not about her possible amazing model implant tits…that live above her amazing model waist to hip ratio….and amazing model ass…straight from South Africa…it’s about the waterfall people.

You know the beauty that nature can be…but for some reason all I keep doing is zooming in and out for nipple.

Pretty ridiculous since you can see her nude HERE and in a ton of her other model work…but I can’t help myself.

TO SEE SOME OF HER VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG WORK CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

25

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Thick Legs in Underwear in Public of the Day

I am amazed that every time I see someone out in public in their underwear, it is a homeless guy on meth or some other bathtub made street drug, running around during an episode. It is never attention seeking celebrities, who saw huge success being the “weirdo” because her face didn’t allow her to be the hot one….but for some reason instead of being the clothed weirdo…she turned to this….

Everyone calls her out for being a fame whore, trying to stay relevant, but the truth is, I grabbed her ass one night years ago, before she was famous…and she was in fishnet stockings, surrounded by security, in a night club, and I pulled my creeper…I was wasted…but I remember that her ass was great..the kind of ass you focus on when fucking to avoid the face…

So I am all for being in public with no pants on. Especially when it is totally unnecessary. Because unlike the homeless guy I see running around naked know. She can afford pants…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

25

Sep

Karlie Kloss Yoga Pose for Taylor Swift of the Day

I wonder if this is the pose she goes in whenever Taylor Swift, the girl who “owns” her, is around, because Taylor Swift, being the powerful tycoon that she is, will allow other girls around her – as long as they are on their fucking heads…so that only the Queen Taylor can be upright…you know…in some egotistical, crazy rich celebrity, bow down for more me in Downward Dog because Yoga is so cute and trendy, kind of way…

Or maybe this is her training for the marathon oral sex sessions she has with Taylor Swift, you know this is her getting mind and body spiritually ready for their tantric experience…

Or maybe, this is the position Taylor Swift puts her in before they fist…and scissor…fist..and scissor….fist…and scissor..

Or maybe, she’s just doing the instagram Yoga Pose – so many girls do…

Either way, it’s not sexy….

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

25

Sep

Rumer Willis is a New Person of the Day

I am not sure what happened here…but Rumer Willis is a new person. I assume it is an apple doesn’t fall from the tree…situation. Because based on her mother and her mother’s addiction with being youthful that because an addiction with plastic surgery that has involved millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery…I think it would be very unlikely that this rebuilt Rumer Willis hasn’t gone under the knife…but has instead just grew into herself.

I don’t know what this Fetish club gear campaign is about…I just know she’s looking hot…and I think that makes me pretty uncomfortable…it feels so wrong…so dirty…and a reminder to us all that plastic surgery’s not bad.

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2014

25

Sep

Stella Maxwell Getting Famous of the Day

She showed some underboob for Love and Lemons

She showed some actual boom for Jason Lee Parry HERE and for Terry Richardson HERE

She’s been working at this model thing, because I guess she’s tall and skinny for a while now and she’s still young…and I have a feeling she’s going to make it. More and more people are talking about her and her great face…while I was there on the front lines when her hipster, lesbian haircut ass was getting naked to get ahead…and there is no real reward in that…and no one really cares…not even Stella Maxwell, who’s success owes nothing to my hard work in promoting her over the years…but she should still suck my dick as a thank you – because thank you blow jobs are always welcomed – especially when I did nothin to contribute..

All this to say, she’s pretty fucking hot.

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2014

25

Sep

Alyssa Barbara is Pretty Substantial of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara ….

She is from Canada and I am from Canada, so I find it weird that we haven’t crossed paths, seeing as all Canadians know each other, I think there are only 12 of us, and we are forced to get together every year at the ice Moose hunt…you know where we all compare igloos, watch hockey and eat beaver….but not the good kind…the kind that Alyssa Barbara has that I would like to eat…

All this to say, the communist regime has let me down, because I’m not snow shoeing into Alyssa Barbara’s comforting and comfortable looking arms…but she doesn’t let me down, because she made these pics that are circulating…hot, edgy but with so many curves… stuff.

Posted in:Alyssa Barbara

2014

25

Sep

Girls Comparing Thighs and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Escapes her Homeless Robber – On the Roof –

A Man and his Tent Go Flying…

Crazy Knock Out…

Kid Calls His Ma After Eating Ghost Pepper..

NYPD VS Pregnant Chick

Thief Cash Grab

Slip and Slide Fail

Middle Finger Karma

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