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2014

15

Oct

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Twin Erotica of the Day

For some reason telling girls, especially sisters that you meet in a bar, that you have an incest fetish thanks to growing up on 70s porn that had a serious incest theme constantly pop up, and that you’ve always wanted to have group sex with siblings, or mother daughters because there’s something so good about it…always makes you come across as some demented freak, because people like to hate before embracing..because part of me thinks that deep down in their core you can tell they are intrigued with the idea…

That said, twins fucking isn’t even incest, it’s masturbation…

Anyway, Mary Kate and Ashley are in Vouge and these are the unsexy pics.

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2014

15

Oct

Locas Diego for Kid Richards by the Pool of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Locas Diego …but I know I love her. Maybe it’s premature since we haven’t met, had a conversation, interacted or really experienced each other…I mean considering she doesn’t know who I am or that I exist, but I figure when you know you know, and I fucking know…

But then again, maybe I am just in love with her tits, in this KID RICHARDS Pics …

I mean all girls, famous or not, need to find a photographer who is up and coming, or instagram relevant to recreate this, and send them to me, because I love well shot tits…I’m a romantic like that….

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2014

15

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Blow Job Face of the Day

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It was a foggy day, but we went over the Golden Gate Bridge on Sunday! Yay San Fran

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NEW FETISH!! Blow Job Mouth…

Here’s a little Vanesssa Hudgens after her second round of nudes that were stolen from her iCloud, where she wasn’t 17 but still used her lawyer to try to erase them from the internet, even though she looked better than her regular pudgy self, all bald vagina instead of her awesome hairy bush from the first time around, in what I can assume was a second go to right the wrong of what was…you know, being committed to the nude selfie, that having a leaked picture happen once, wouldn’t stop her from doing more..and more….because that’s just how it is, leaked nudes aren’t a big deal and who really needs leaked nudes when you’ve got self produced pics of blow job face…since that’s my New Fetish…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

15

Oct

Cameron Russell for Vogue Mexico of the Day

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The highlight of Cameron Russell’s career was being born to the founder of Buzzcar, founder of ZipCar and being very fucking rich…and connected…

She was raised by intelligent people…only to use her access to become a model…even though she could offer the world more than just modelling because modelling is some vapid brainless bullshit…but I guess this modelling shit is just a means to an end…take the money that you can…because it is an easy way to make money…

Here’s her rant about being superficial…doing Ted….cuz she’s so smart…when she might as just stick to modelling….because she looks good and I prefer looking at her….that listening to her….

And here is some random….shoot she did for Vogue Mexico…

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2014

15

Oct

Hipsters in Lingerie Eating Pizza for Janneke Storm of the Day

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The photographer’s name is Janneke Storm , I follow him on instagram…I don’t think he follows me…which hurts my feelings in my attempt to get 1,000,000 fans that I am failing pretty hard at…because people like this photographer don’t love or respect me – even though I put their pictures of no name, half naked, girls on the internet – because I like to support anyone who is convincing girls to get half naked in photoshoots, for the sake of having content for their instagram, even there is no real reason or campaign or celebrity behind the shoot…you see normal girls, aspiring girls, accessible girls…are all far more appealing when they are half naked…and not famous yet…the second they get famous it all goes to shit…like the pizza these girls are eating…half naked…after it’s been eaten…

That said, I have a food fetish and have hired hookers in the past to come over and sit in the tub and eat pizza while I watch…so these speaks to me….this is porn to me….

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2014

15

Oct

Nadja Auermann for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Nadja Auermann is some old as fuck, at least if you consider 43 old as fuck, which I do when it comes to women, because as far as I am concerned their vaginas are sewn up at 30 and no longer count as being women since they are unfuckable in my fantasies, even if they are technically fuckable, because of their horniness and the fact that they are easier to get to bed than the under 30s who don’t have a complex about being 30…or kids…but I guess in Nadja Auermann’s case her vagina may be sewn up at 30, not as figurative imagery that I painted for you, but because she’s German, and Germans are into weird fetishes, from scat to Leather, which all stems from their pragmatic society…

Doesn’t matter, she’s in lingerie for Vogue Germany and these are the pics.

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2014

15

Oct

Selena Gomez Listening to Her Own Music Porn of the Day

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Awkward

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NEW FETISH!!!

I’ve decided that my new fetish is popstars listening to their own songs, at least I assume she’s listening to her own song, why else would her caption read “awkward” as she makes semi embarrassed faces, as if she’s actually embarrassed and not some egotistical cunt who listens to her own shit everyday and thinks it is better than every other song on the radio, the kind of girl mad when she hears other songs in the radio because they aren’t her song on the radio, as she counts her royalty money…

NEW FETISH!!!

Now if only this New Fetish came with some of her new tits…

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2014

15

Oct

Stella Maxwell Booked Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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In 2012, I posted THESE TOPLESS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON pictures of Stella Maxwll…

I wasn’t too into her, she had uneven tits, lesbian hair, was up on some hipster shit, and I just assumed she was running in the right circles, hanging with the right people, and opportunities were happening because of that – and her willingness to get naked…

I said I respected her willingness to get naked for Terry, because it’s a good platform to legitimize yourself, that is why so many girls want him to jerk off on their faces…he brings dreams…but I don’t think he had anything to do with Stella Maxwell getting to this pivotal point in her career…he was just a wrung on the ladder she showed her tits to to get here – and in this wild and crazy competitive model world…it looks like she’s made it…and looks pretty amazing doing it…

Good hustle. I dig that it worked out for her…

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2014

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa Bikini Catalog Model of the Day

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Here are some photoshopped catalog pics of fame whore Joanna Krupa, going back to her roots now that her show was cancelled and she is forced to go back to the only thing she knew…low level campaigns for companies…cheesy photoshoots no one cares about…but her older, but still great body…can get the recognition it deserves. Instead of being “I like the blonde one with the fake tits”…she can be “I like the one from that show no one watched, yeah the blonde one with fake tits”…you see because…none of this TV shit really matters..what matters is that she doesn’t have a sex tape yet…that’s what confuses me in everything that is Joanna Krupa…here are these 1998 Maxim caliber pics…feeling like a Throwback Thursday a day early…