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2014

23

Sep

Debora Omassi for Emanuele Ferrari of the Day

Debora Omassi is some model you’ve probably never heard of, who may not even be an actual model, but who is being hot and amazing in this photoshoot, that from my extensive research, was shot in May for some Magazine and no one cared until today, when someone realized, shit there’s a half naked girl sucking a banana, always an inappropriate thing to do, especially when you work as a school teacher and it’s lunch break…or more interestingly, riding some stuffed animal in cotton panties..

I mean, when pics like this exist, it is hard to play them off as fashion, when clearly – they are speaking directly to my inner creepy fetish…and I’m glad we discovered this fetish today, together…thank you Emanuele Ferrari…and your amazing pics…

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2014

23

Sep

Jenny McCarthy Too Old to be Naked of the Day

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Apparenty – THESE ARE NUDES OF JENNY MCCARTHY ….even thought Jenny McCarthy is too old to be taking nudes of herself, even if she is never too old for me to look at nudes she takes of herself, I mean I’ll look at nudes of everyone and anyone, it doesn’t mean they should be doing it, or taking them, even if I try to masturbate to them…

Apparently, the above picture is from a movies she was in, at least according after the virgin loser with nothing better to do detective work…which is probably a good thing…

Apparently, Jenny McCarthy has already been naked a lot and that is the only reason she has a career, so why would anyone want to see her vag now, when you can see her vag in an era before she annoyed everyone with her shitty breed of comedy, her loud MTV annoying behavior, her fake Autism hustle to sell books, and her all around eogtistical cunt behavior that even got her the NKOTB she used to masturbate to in the late 80s, when she was 30.

It’s Jenny McCarthy, naked or not, pretty obsolete.

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2014

23

Sep

Katherine Heigl Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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I don’t know which one of these girls is Katherine Heigl…but I am going to assume it isn’t the one with the cum on her, because Katherine Heigl is more about keeping the cum inside her uterus…and I am going to assume it is not the one with the Shar Pei face…all wrinkly skinned like an oversized sweater on her cheekbones…because there’s no way Katherine Heigl would post that of herself, she’s more into pushing the “sex appeal” thing that I don’t think she has, but you probably do, because along with her thick thighs, comes tits…big tits…that get her work…

I’m not a fan, if anything I hate all she represents, but she is posting self shot bikini pics of her and her girlfriends, one of which is covered in cum…oh Divorcees pushing 40 – they so crazy…

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2014

23

Sep

Charlotte McKinney for Galore of the Day

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Here is a shoot by my friends over at GALORE …which is probably one of the more relevant fashion magazines for perverts everywhere because they have taken on the Playboy model of being cool enough that people want to work with them, while taking pics of girls I want to see naked, in situations that are kind of fetishy, kind of playful, and always a good fucking time…It’s like what Playboy would have done if it wasn’t run by a 300 hundred year old robot and his trashy hookers he marries to nurse him…you know the future of what we want to see….

The model is Florida’s own Charlotte McKinney, who has been a Guess girl like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and who in the wake of this Florida woman with 3 tit scandal, proves that if done right, two tits is more than enough tit ..and maybe that’s why she’s dressed like a wet nurse…you know the mom with enough tit for us all need to suckle on to get through the day…

Amazing.

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2014

23

Sep

Anais Mali Tits for French Revue des Modes of the Day

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There is always something lovely about a girl named ANUS…especially when she’s brown…but more importantly, when she’s showing her model tits for some French fashion magazine, because French fashion magazines are softcore pornography. I mean she’s wearing a chain for a shirt like some kind of bondage dominatrix I just hired on craigslist to fuck me up the ass then piss on my face…you know how those Craigslist dominatrix things go…

She’s skinny, she’s tall, she’s from France…and in France, being topless is the same as wearing a shirt, but to me, it’s still erotic, like a muslim man seeing a heathen’s ankle for the first time on public transit, I am all about this…only I’m not about to fuck a goat to sort this out…but I may pay a girl who looks like one to give me a lap dance dude to budget constraints!

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2014

23

Sep

Miranda Lamber’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I wonder why J.Lo didn’t ask Miranda Lamber to sing the country RIFF of their booty song…I mean it’s about fat asses right? Or is J.Lo a fat ass shamer who only likes fat asses that are round and look like they have implants, but not fat white girl ass, that look like they are in a diaper and just shat themselves…funny, considering her song about fat asses is empowering girls with fat asses to sing along and own their ass, while J.Lo at her core doesn’t mean their fat asses, she means hot fat asses…

All this to say, it looks like Country Strong is starting to look like a Country Diner Walmart worker, maybe she’s been emotionally eating her way through her rumored divorce….or maybe she’s pregnant…but the one thing I do know is that her bikini bottoms are at least one size too small…

All this to say, J.Lo is a elitast cunt.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Sep

Cara Delevingne Wet for John Hardy of the Day

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Cara Delevingne continues to remind me why she’s modeling…it is because of her amazingly photographic face. A face I always forget about when she’s doing the media tour and in candid pics….because without the lighting, make-up, good photographer, retouching, etc…she’s a bit of a hipster troll…a hipster troll who surrounds herself with A-Listers at all the right parties…making her an it-girl people care about, when really they should only let her out of her hipster troll cage to book these kinds of campaigns, half naked and wet…looking better than she actually looks…which I guess goes for most girls…you all need hair/make-up and a photo team for your selfies…and the funny thing is – a lot of your self involved cunts already have that in place…

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2014

23

Sep

Kate Bosworth Legs of the Day

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After seeing the recent Kate Bosworth nudes – that I don’t know are legit or not…I was reminded just how great this Kate is…I mean…I think I finally felt real love. You know like I wanted to know what love is, and her long, lean, amazing body showed me…

That said, I never cared about her in movies, not that she ever did anything good, but she’s just managed to pull it together well into her 30s, defying the normal aging process…and for that reason along…let’s stare at her long skinny legs…Because skinny legs……

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2014

23

Sep

Trying to Look Up Kendall Jenner’s Skirt of the Day

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I figure what better way to celebrate the news that I hope you don’t care about, involving Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner Filing for Divorce , because Kris Jenner is a Harlot, and Bruce Jenner wishes he was one…that’s why he takes estrogen….than to post pics trying to look up Kendall Jenner’s skirt…because as you know children of divorce, no matter what age…are serious sluts…filling the void and guilt of their parents not loving each other with dick…pair that up with being raised on a vapid, raised by trash, reality with no morals or values, because the empire is based on porn for the money and fame….and we’ve got ourselves a future hooker…when everything turns to shit…and that excites me.