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2014

06

Oct

I want to Bang Ariana Grande’s Friend of the DAy

Everyone hates on Ariana Grande for being a unappreciative, bratty, cunt…you know who doesn’t respect her fans, who acts up and who her “life coach” quits on because who needs a fucking life coach. You know the kind of girl who steals black cock from her other teen starlets from equivalently low grade song and dance performances like the shit you see on shows like GLEE…

But what people don’t realize is that all these child stars are unappreciative, bratty, cunts. It is very hard to be nice when you’ve been coddled and handled your entire life. Put to work to make mom’s dreams come true, and given an ice cream, or whatever she wants as bribes to do it…because normal kids don’t have work ethic, it is kind of part of being a kid, and those who do are the ones abused into working – whether it’s tending the farm – or tending to producers…

So dealing with any actor – talented or not – is a fucking headache – but staring at their slutty friend and/or sister, who is probably too young for me to be looking at, and I am only doing it because everyone, at least when dressed slutty, looks 25 to me…it’s very hard to determine whether she’s 18 or not when you find her in a club in booty shorts drunk and high dancing like a shitty music video…that’s why you gotta card them all, Save yourself some jail time…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

06

Oct

Hana Jirickova for Porter Magazine of the Day

Hana Jirickova is a Czech model who is not very famous, I mean I have more followers than her on the internet, and I’m really not famous, maybe that will impress her and give me a chance and having her sit on my face while I sing her love songs….because that’s how romantics do it….but I doubt it…these kinds of girls need billionaires…

I guess she pulled some serious miracles because 98 percent of busty babes who like being on camera from the Czech Republic, which happens to be 98 percent of the women in the Czech Republic, I guess the uglies died off in the communist takeover and well – only the hot survived do porn…

I know this because I don’t watch porn…but I do watch Czech porn….

It’s a nice thing that comes with desperation, a want for money, in a world where the porn model still applies…

It’s like you can make 500 dollars to fuck on camera for a day or 500 dollars every two months working full time…

Where here, people are like “I’d never suck dick for 500 dollars on camera, I make that working at Walmart as a cashier”….these spoiled Americans only want to do it for 20,000 and really sweetheart, you don’t even deserve the 500…

All this to say – Hana Jirickova – new love interest – who’s nipple I posted in HERE and probably made the same complaints…

Posted in:Hana Jirickova

2014

06

Oct

Top 10 Knotts Scary Farm of the Day

It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about…

Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay.

Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event…

She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes…

Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters…

She doesn’t find that funny…

Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face

She’s a model…

Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’….

Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead

Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks

Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer….

Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that…

Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE

Posted in:Events

2014

06

Oct

The Story of Alessandra Ambrosio’s Shorts of the Day

Some people say they need the confidence of a person who doesn’t have a case on their expensive iPHone…it was a meme that I guess people find clever because people are idiots and it circulated the internet – landing on my Facebook feed and reminding me that people don’t get it…

The real confidence you need is that of a hooker who lets a guy paying her 100 dollars a half hour – fuck her up the ass and cum in her without a condom…because he tells her he’s a virgin – when everyone know that no virgin is fucking hookers up the ass – or ever telling them the virgin line to negotiate no condom – virgins don’t think like that…and I guess believing sociopathic anal hooker fuckers isn’t confidence anyone needs – ok maybe that’s a bad example…

A better example of the confidence you need to walk through life – is one in which you can pull off wearing white shorts with no fear that you’ll get your fucking period. Possibly because you’re too old for periods, possibly because you don’t eat so you don’t get your period, possibly because you’re from Brazil and build with male sex organs…but every junior high girl knows – the day you’re in the white shorts is the day that you’ll inevitably become a woman – so to be able go through life not giving a fuck about these childhood fears…like Alessandra Ambrosio is what all you fuckers need to be doing.

Inspiring.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

06

Oct

Lady Gaga Airs Out her Vagina of the Day

Lady Gaga got some stupid tattoo last week and posted the pictures to her social media because I guess she felt that people cared, and the scary thing is that she’s pretty fucking famous, and people do care. It’s like if she put on a hat, even being the bullshit hack, scam artist that she is – a huge amount of people will still buy that hat because Gaga was wearing it. Which to me is pretty amazing and says a lot about just how stupid the general population is thanks to media, propaganda and other Nazi tools used to sell product….and reminds me why Ebola is so welcomed this Holiday season….

Anyway, I just saw the ass pic today and the idea of her airing out her vag and/or testicles, and or bleeding hemorrhoids was offensive enough for me to want to share it…and I guess the sickest thing in all this is that I once fondled her ass really fucking hard at a club she was drunk at – when her security wasn’t paying attention…and I liked it…does that make me gay?

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

06

Oct

Yesenia Diana in a stepGIRL Hat for VeniceChicTV of the Day

Her name is Yesenia Diana and she’s in a stepGIRL hat – available at DrunkenSweatshop if you are like me…and like my friend at VENICECHIC TV who like to get girls in compromising enough positions for the soul purpose of having them stepGIRL themselves because being remotely associated with anything I do is a great accomplishment for all…at leas that’s what I tell myself when I cry reflecting on how hard I’ve failed at life…

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2014

06

Oct

Oh Canada Fail and Other Videos of the Day

This is my dream…

Topless Protestors in Colombia

Las Vegas Cop Showing His Showgirl Moves with a Cancer Patient

Ukrainians Throw Politician in the Trash

Gangster Ukrainian Soldier Stays Cool While Being Shot At

Drive Through Convenience Store in Ohio

The Woman Who Ate Lye from a Drink Machine in Utah

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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They're talking about me right? They even made signs about it! – Girls let me be your shoulder to cry on…in your bed #jesus #church #notyomkippurforthesepeople ??

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I have taken a vow of silence, that way I don’t have to have bullshit conversations with my fat wife, but that doesn’t mean I’m giving up typing…I am just too good at it, despite all the nonsense I say, typos I make, and well…the whole sucking at life thing…

Here is some TINDER Romance…from the other day…

I guess the next step in my love is to meet and document these special moments with these special women in my life…

In the meantime, Here are some links…

Some WTF Halloween Decorations
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Flashing the News!!
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Hot Fucking Selfies…
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Jessica Alba in a Sports Bra
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Dallas Ebola Patient’s Gonna Die Being the Guy Who Brought Ebola to America
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I Love Baby Elephants – Even When They Fall
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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
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Bai Ling is Amazing on the Red Carpet
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Danny Macaskill’s Ridge Ride
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Lohan And Oprah Together Again
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The First Trailer for American Sniper
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Devil’s Wheel At Oktoberfest
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Girls in Lingerie
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Some Amazing TINDER Profile Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Just Broke Victoria’s Secret Modeling of the Day

I’m pretty sure it is safe to say this is the best there’s ever been for Victoria’s Secret and their leaked behind the scenes bikini pictures…

Take it in…this doesn’t happen pretty much ever – but the industry is competitive now, and they are heading into Holiday season – gotta generate buzz and what better way than by using their star – the girl they imported from Africa and created…

I mean models showing tits isn’t exciting – it’s what they do – but Victoria’s Secret is such an archaic and Christian friendly brand…that the only way they could make it edgy is with “paparazzi” who were invited on set to shoot this…because even the most Christian of brands are a bunch of fucking perverts…who like tits, exploit women, and pretend that they don’t…because it’s all part of the scam….

Clever…amazing…it’s sunday night and I’m drunk…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I like to be as historically accurate as possible when it comes to my sexting. Sometimes I like to throw in current events…..like when I sext with black girls – I bring up slavary, ebola, being in the ghetto…you know typical racist shit…Arabs I bring up beheadings…Jews…well we don’t fuck with Jews because they are sensitive…natives…you play “white man coming to rape and pillage their land”…and for some reason it turns every single one of them on and they go along with it. Now either I attract cool girls, or I attract freaks, or I’m just so good at making everything sexy…like this weekend…sexy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Tinder Profile Photos…
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Mirror Selfies…
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing Nipples
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Lady Gaga Disgusting Topless Pic…
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Pamela Anderson’s Tit
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Jessica Simpson Tits
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini
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Danielle Knudson’s Lingerie Photos…
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Slut Of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Cameltoe
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28 Hottest Pics of Gwen Stefani
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Top 10 Celebs With Jacked Up Teeth
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10 Kids Who Are Curious about Mannequin Anatomy
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Pregnancy Timelapse
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101 Celeb Instagrams
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Candice Swanepoel has a Nip Slip
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Colombian Woman Has a Potato Growing Inside her Vagina
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Jennifer Hawkins Australia Tits
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A Woman and her Cow
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Lauren Cohan Walking Dead Premiere
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Some Chick Licking a Giant Shoe…
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Laura Whitmore Long Legs…
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Edita Does Lingerie
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Naya Rivera Looks Jacked the Fuck Up
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Katherine Heigl Made Her Crew Strip With Her for her New show…
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Kylie Jenner is a Slut
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16 People Who Macgyver’d Their Way Out of a Sticky Situation
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Rihanna See Through in Malibu
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Krysten Ritter in Leggings…
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Today in a Bunch of Papaprazzi Pics
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Girls Sweater Weather
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Martine Brochard Naked in a Movie…
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Camilla Kerslake Big Tits
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Jessie J Slutty for Cosmo
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Kristina and Karissa Shannon Have a Birthday…
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Proof Hollywood Stars are Grown in a Secret Lab…
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Snapchat is Overtaking Facebook…
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Nicki Minaj in Vogue L’Uomo
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Car Selfies…
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Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage!!
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Kim Kardashian Forgot Her Baby in the Hotel…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Busty Viola Pours Water On Herself
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Naked YOGA
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Big Asian Tits
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Some Japan Greatness
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Tessa FOwler Got Tits
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I Like the Outdoors
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Outdoor Sex
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Vagina Lickin
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Bush of the Day
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Busty Kitty Fingers
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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