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Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Jojo Drops a Shit Song of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Kristin Cavallari Fake Titty of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Jessica Alba and Other Useless Celebs Do Political Endorsements of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day
Ella Hunt’s Titties of the Day

2014

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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If Pam Anderson pulls her tit out in public because it’s been all she’s ever been appreciated for, coupled with it being so numb from all the surgeries she has no idea what the fuck that thing is doing, it has a mind of its own, and the fact that she’s old, tired and everyone has already seen it – from Playboy to Sex Tape to…whatever else she’s done…naked…prior to being 100 years old – one of those well preserved from all the semen and modern science sluts – does it make a sound.

I couldn’t tell you – all I see is Hepatitis.

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2014

03

Oct

Emmy Rossum in Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr’s Dress of the Day

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Here’s boring Emmy Rossum, all Jewish face for the Jewish Holidays – the aspiring actress who decided to get naked for a cable show and now suddenly matters, at some event, showing tits – in a dress that looks like it is in trend because these tricks also wore something similar…

Selena Gomez….

and Miranda Kerr

Small tits be everywhere…I guess these small breasted implant babes don’t realize that this is the year of the ass…and being someone not into tits I guess it is ok….It’s like so much little cleavage…

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2014

03

Oct

Iggy Azalea Shit Her Pants of the Day

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Hey Look, Iggy Azalea just shit her pants…oh no those are just her ass implants that are in leggings to lure black men to fuck her and help her gain credibility in the hip hop world – so that she can make little white suburban girls stripper dance around America…and there’s not much amazing about this – but I’ll still look because it’s the Ass era…and this is apparently a trophy ass – that I find pretty shitty – but that black guys want to sniff out…and knock up and even film….

All I want to know is where – is the sex tape…

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2014

03

Oct

Selena Gomez has a Dad of the Day

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Based on her attention seeking and overactive and involved manager mother, you would think that there was no dad in the picture. You know single mother and her daughter sucking dick to get famous and live their dreams…

But apparently – Selena Gomez has a dad and it seems like they are pretty close…

I’m talking the first porn I saw in the 80s that I remember was an incest porn about that dad fucking the daughter in a trailer park in Georgia…

It was called SHARON , it was about the sister jealous of her other sister who the dad fucked….you know the insecurity complex of being the daughter daddy doesn’t molest…pretty good stuff.

It was filled with great lines like “You sure didn’t learn from your mother”…and “that’s the stuff that made you going back in you”…and during a threesome with his bowling buddy said “cum in her ass, I don’t want no bastard grand babies”…It was a film that shaped me as a person…and this picture of Selena and her daddy reminds me of that…

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2014

03

Oct

Chrissy Teigen’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen is a fame whore and a wallet fucker – who milks everything for personal gain – so this nipple is planned…

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

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2014

03

Oct

Micaela Schaefer Naked at an Event of the Day

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I don’t really understand what this Micaela Schaefer is, but I do know whatever it is that she’s doing is totally fucking right. It’s like why wear clothes when you can get more attention showing up places totally naked – the media will eat it up – the blogs will talk about you – and it will increase your escorting rates by a minimum of 1000 dollars an hour…

It’s like the reason half of the pornstars out there do porn. Shit is good for fucking hooking business.

I am sure she wasn’t always a whore, but her fake tits may tell a different story, but at least she’s using that ability to make moves career wise well into her 30s…now if only more women did this – leaving the house would be a funny, cellulite filled journey I would probably chronically masturbate to, but in my defence that’s kind of already I do – with girls I see in clothes….I’m the creeper in the corner, nice to meet you.

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2014

03

Oct

Miley Cyrus Tongue Video of the Day

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Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…

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2014

03

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Braces on her Legs of the Day

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If you have a crippled girl from the 1950s who got polio from drinking out of a puddle because her family was so poor they didn’t have running water – but the town rallied together to get her the much needed leg braces to help her learn how to walk again fetish…

Then Nicole Scherzinger is speaking to you, only a little more modern, a little older, and a lot more tranny…

Interesting look.

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2014

03

Oct

Top 10 Australia’s Next Top Model Premiere of the Day

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Want to know something that I find terribly fucking boring….two models who are past their prime on the red carpet of some launch party for some obscure market version of a hit show – that they have been hired to host – even if they barely have ties with said obscure market country – but agreed to because of TV time

I figure if you’re a has been model figuring out your next steps, TV is definitely the logical option, you know if you want to stay relevant and keep working, despite all the money you and the billionaire you landed have…

I prefer seeing them in fashion nudes…

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2014

03

Oct

Steel Panther’s Pussywhipped is the Song of the Day

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My friend Dean Cameron, who you may know as the most important man in Hollywood that Hollywood doesn’t really realize is the most import an man in Hollywood because otherwise they would have given him starring roles in every movie to happen since Ski School and Summer School and the other cult hits Dean carried on his superstar back – while his costars went on to be Kirstie Alley…because Hollywood has their heads up their clueless as fuck, unoriginal, bar mitzvah asses…

Directed this video for the band Steel Panther, that is obviously a throwback to Glam Rock I hated in the 80s and still hate…but like Dean Cameron and support him still chasing the fucking dream….

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