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2014

15

Aug

April O’Neil is the Penthouse Babe of the Day

I figure what better way to celebrate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle for you virgin loser weirdos…that to showcase a porn model named April O’Neil…who did this pretty awesome set for PENTHOUSE…a magazine that I hold near and dear to my heart, because really the erotica they were producing in the late 70s was art…now it’s a little more vulgar…but it’s still part of a legacy that I can totally relate to and will forever feel a bond with….

I don’t know much about April O’Neil, I just know she’s pretty fucking glorious…at least in these pics…and at 4 am…these pics are all that matter…you can see her dirtier pics HERE


TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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TO SEE MORE OF HER AND OTHER BABES
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Posted in:NSFW|Penthouse

2014

15

Aug

Bianca Tusher is the stepGIRLCAM Girl of the Day

I am a huge supporter of Cam girls. The reason is pretty simple. Girls can make money masturbating, something they do for free already, in the comfort of their own homes and make upwards of 20k a month doing it. I’m talking normal, everyday girls, in school who just realize that working Minimum wage is for idiots….not to mention, every girl loves to feel sexy…

That said, here is Bianca Tusher from her Twitter, because she’s one of our stepCAMGIRLS , who is totally down to let you watch her strip, masturbate, and have a good time…and you know what, that’s pretty fucking endearing.

I am all for regular girls being a little naughty for my entertainment, because in life there are no rules…


TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff
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Posted in:NSFW|stepGIRLCAM

2014

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

(pic via stepGIRL Tortor

If you’ve ever wondered if squirt is pee, do not hire a prostitute to myth bust for you, because when you pay a prostitute to squirt for you – you realize very quickly, and traumatically, that forced squirt is 100 percent pee…there’s no grey area because it smells like three day old death in a back alley…mixed with coffee….

Here are stepLINKS…..

16 McDonald’s Billboards Improved with Graffiti.
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Cara Delevingne Vagina in a Bikini
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift are Lesbians
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Katy Perry Admits She’s Not Smart
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Brad Cooper’s Girlfriend Bikini Ass on a Ship
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Slut of the Day!
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Katie Holmes in Leather Pants
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Poppy Delevingne in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly in Leggings…
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Some BMX
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Hot Instagram Pics
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Taylor Swift is a Lesbian -But You Already Knew That
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Kim Kardashian Pokies
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Naya Rivera is Fucking Hot
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Mickey Rourke has Amazing Hair
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Best Paternity Test Reactions
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Coco’s Ass Looks Like a Good Time
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Jen Selter’s Ass in GIF
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Nut Shot Compilation Video
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Some Supermodel Instagrams
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Jessica Alba See Through Top
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Taylor Swift Bad Hair
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Taylor Swift is a Lesbian with Karlie Kloss – Here are her Legs
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Girls Tugging At their Clothes
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Robin Williams Had Early Stages of Parkinsons
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33 Best Pics of Mila Kunis
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Slutty Reheads
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10 People Don’t Give a Fuck
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11 Jobs That Don’t Esixt
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Lands End Sends GQ to Subscribers and Horrifies People Who Hate Emily Rat-Cow’s Tits
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Pamela Anderson hot in a White Dress…
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Security Guard Maces Wrong Dude and doesn’t Care
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Rosamund Pike…in a Wedding Dress…With Ben Afleck…
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Eva Longoria’s Period Pants
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Some Trashy Bottom Feeding Slut in a Bikini
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Jordana Brewster Leaving the Gym
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Jessica Alba Cleavage
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Things that Bounce GIFs
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Miley Cyrus is So Quirky
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Miley Cyrus Terrorized a New York Hotel
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Uncle Scotty is Baddest Dude…
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Chrissy Teigen SLutty in Esquire
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Dude Passed Out in the Lawn
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot Slut Getting Naked with an Inflatable
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FUCK HORNY AND AMAZING COUGARS
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Dirty Bathtub Masturbation
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Proper Dining Manners
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Strip Hula Hoop
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Hot Blonde Trying to Get Golfer’s Attention
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Some Chick Skinny Dipping
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Classic Celebrity Sex Tapes
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Rosanna Arquette Naked in 1990
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Greek Slut of the Day
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Vacuum Masturbation…
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Road Rage Cat Fight
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Stop, Banana Time
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Beautiful Naked Girl….
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2 Girls in Public Masturbation
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Today’s STEPGIRLCAMS GIRL

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

14

Aug

Chelsea Handler is Naked On Instagram of the Day

It amazes I get flagged when I post half naked babes, in bras and more covered up on instagram, and that 300 year old Chelsea Handler, who despite being a “funny” girl people relate to, who has to be a “funny” girl because she’s sucked so much dick to get to this point in her career.

Comedy is what happens when you don’t really have the looks, or sex appeal to warrant your slut to get ahead, but your vagina is enough to get the guys you need to fuck you to fuck you because guys are pigs and they will fuck anything, especially if it makes fun of itself and other people…making it almost entertaining…in it’s comedic sadness that would have possibly been better off killing itself off instead of actual talents…

Because Chelsea Handler naked…is offensive, not safe for anywhere and official smut that breaches all terms and conditions…

The good news is, I like anyone who gets naked anywhere…any time. Even Chelsea Handler…

To celebrate Chelsea Hander, here is the trailer for Wetlands that is going viral because it is based on a story about a girl who cut her asshole shaving and became obsessed with eating her asshole infection…

It is german and will make total sense…because this is what German is all about…I would have expected more shit…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

14

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Panty Flash of the Day

This is amazing. Probably some of Jessica Alba’s best work. Far better than the time she was on all fours in a bikini pre babies. Far better than her birthing a bunch of kids….this is just her VS the wind…

The wind is my second favorite element from nature to do pervert shit, flash rainstorms on girls in white shirts being my my first….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tongues Cara Delevingne Her Friend of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum…

Or if this is a Cara Delevingne has mastered socializing, and has managed to go straight to the VIP room with her rich friends, to hanging with celebrities and actresses and models, in turn making her a celebrity of her own..getting her richer and richer than ever…

She’s quirky and fun, and out there, and these boring robots who are actually famous like being around someone with that kind of energy…enough to lick their mouths.

It’s all a fucking scam…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

14

Aug

Sveva Alviti is Topless in Miami of the Day

Sveva Alviti is some Italian chick in Miami with all the other Italian chicks in Miami, doing the whole bikini beach thing for the paparazzi because getting into the media makes them feel like they are fucking the system, or important, since the paparazzi back home doesn’t give a fuck about them, or if they do, it’s not quite as luxurious as being in the American media. It’s just such a bigger market..

The shirt shot way to get noticed is to do it topless…it’s the Euro way…and I am all about the nice small tits…even when they are irrelevant…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sveva Alviti

2014

14

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s AMazing on Instagram of the Day

I hate to admit this, because I have spent at least 3 years hating on Aubrey O’Day for being a useless, fat, annoying pile of hip hop market shit that even the hip hop market doesn’t want.

So she decided to hit the gym and move away from that, you know to forget the black rapper boyfriends that loved her dumpy white girl ass, and move onto some white dude all while trying to go pop…

Making her sloppy disgusting body – almost amazing.

I mean I don’t even know what I am looking at here, but I like it more than I should because it is Aubrey O’Day and this is against my everything.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2014

14

Aug

Toni Garrn is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on.

It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out…

It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating.

I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation.

Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

Posted in:Toni Garrn

2014

14

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Loving Family Ruins Bikini Pics of the Day

Two kids. Happily married. Sounds fucking boring to me. More importantly. They seriously ruin a good bikini pic. It’s like I know she, along with Snooki – lose their tampons when not wearing panties to hold them in place. …you know some stretched out vagina shit that her amazing fucking body doesn’t really override…when all her pictures involve how in love and happy her family is.

There needs to be a clause in every bikini model’s contract that if they ever have kids, even though they shouldn’t until they retire, they can’t post pics of their kids or husbands or boyfriends on the internet – it fucks with the dudes trying to fantasize about them – because they have a wife of their own, they don’t need to jerk off to some other asshole’s wife or mom…she’s gotta pretend that it didn’t happen and doesn’t exist. It’s her job and why she gets paid.

Let’s stick to the half nakedness. I can’t imagine anyone wants to see this shit. Not wife’s because they will resent her body. Not husbands because we don’t like moms and kids.

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio