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2014

07

Aug

Kesha on the Beach of the Day

Kesha was on the beach…luckily…not in a bikini…because that rehab body, even if better than it once was…is still not where it needs to be…it’s like put that shit away, stop flapping’ it around…maybe even put some pants on…I thought you weren’t supposed to get Gremlins wet…

Good one right…

Here’s a video of her that will make you want to punch yourself int he dick….

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if it is a coincident that Michelle Rodriguez’s initials are Mr.

There’s no way there’s no penis attached to these broad fucking shudders…that you can’t see in these instagram pics she’s posted – but that you can see in the bikini paparrazi pics if you CLICK HERE

To see the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash of the Day

Suki Waterhouse wanted to show you the panties that encase the vagina that Bradley Cooper sticks his dick inside…when she’s not too busy looking in the mirror fixing his hair….or practicing his lines for some other shitty movie he is in that he’ll get nominated for an Oscar for…because Hollywood is a fucking scam and Oscars is how they groom people to make themselves more money…enough money to land a model, who may not be a top model, but who is showing her panties, because to her he is a win…..but to me her panties are a win…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Aug

Naked in Nature of the Day

I don’t know who shot these pics, I just know they are for C-Heads , who are a do it yourself fashion magazine that work with all the new, or interesting photographers…using new or aspiring or interesting models that aren’t all signed or actual models but who are producing cool shit that involves nudity like this one…all filled with enough hipster bush…that I don’t even know if the girl in it is hot or not – or if the pics are good or not…I just love bush, it talks directly to my soul….

Posted in:Fashion

2014

07

Aug

Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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2014

07

Aug

Tits in i-D Magazine of the Day

The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…

Posted in:Tits

2014

07

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is an ogre. A Monster. A beast. Even when she’s connected with her mom and dad being super famous as fuck, she can’t manage to get a movie deal, but low level kids of famous people have pulled it off, making me thing that either she’s really a failure across the board, and agencies have to tread lightly not to offend her…because this fame thing is what she’s looking for, otherwise she wouldn’t do the stunts on social media all day, but I guess we gotta keep on trying even when hitting brick walls…it’s not like she’s got better things to do – so here she is in her bikini for instagram since no one is paying her for it – she’s doing it herself. How hip.

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2014

07

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Models Her Own Underwear Collection of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely has her own lingerie line. Which means she lends her name to a company, does free photoshoots for them, gets a percentage of sales, just to be there and pretend to be part of the design. This is how you give models, who are otherwise just pictures with who are paid to have very little substance, talent or personality…but maybe just maybe she conceptualized this whole thing and Marks and Spencers, her partners in it are the passive ones…

Who cares, she’s rich, she’s hot. She fucks bald guys. I like her and that’s what matters.

To See Her in a Harper’s Bazaar CLICK HERE

To She her in Tight Pants CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2014

07

Aug

Ellie Goulding in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but she sounds important enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her at the beach…I have a feeling she’s one of those brain washing performers who sings songs you know all the words of – even though you’ve never intentionally listened to it….but I’m more into her self produced bikini stunts…all hand stands…because her tits look perky like that…

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2014

07

Aug

Classy Girl Gets Naked Ass Fire Challenged and Other Vides of the Day

Butterfly VS Kid’s Face

Russian Hockey Player Breaks Stick Over Player’s Head

Orangutan Does a Mock Suicide

People save pit bull…

Posted in:Videos