2014
30
Jul
Raquel Zimmermann is naked in the latest issue of LOVE MAGAZINE…
Turns out I don’t like Raquel Zimmermann….
At all…she’s big, scary and german and I’m not into this at all…
But the good thing about nudity in fashion is that I’ll always post it…especially with bush…even if it’s too trimmed to be considered bush…
See more of the amazing issue at LOVE MAGAZINE…
Posted in:Raquel Zimmermann
2014
30
Jul
Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist.
I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…
Posted in:Doutzen Kroes
2014
30
Jul
It turns out that Ashley Tisdale – a girl who I used to run a little campaign that no one noticed called “The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…which stemmed from me seeing her win some MTV award for being the “hottest bitch” of the year…even though I know all those awards, like everything in Hollywood, is some vapid bullshit designed and created by vapid idiots, who get paid off by the studios who want to create more buzz around projects they are working on, without realizing that Ashely Tisdale had no real future career, and they they probably should have given the award to someone who didn’t have a mangled face even after a nose job.
I took it upon myself to debunk the title of “hottest bitch” according to MTV by showing how she wasn’t hot at all, but how other girls were hot…and it went unnoticed…I fought the fight in vain…but here we are a bunch of years later and she’s doing a compaign like she was a model. Probably from a friend who pities her, because she had it all, and her co-stars surpassed her…
Or maybe I am just not up to date on Ashley Tisdale news, maybe she’s up for an Oscar for doing great things with her “craft”…her “talent”….”acting”…which in case you didn’t know is a fucking joke of a talent – but actors won’t tell you that..
I could cross-reference her IMDB, but I prefer moving onto the next trick. Something I am sure all her ex-lovers can agree with.
Posted in:Ashley Tisdale
2014
30
Jul
My Top 10 posts don’t have 10 pictures in them because top 10 posts are the fall of society. They are the click bait you find on all your favorite news sources that remind you that humans are no much different than a monkey and humans like things to be given to them in list form, even if that list is fully arbitrary and made up. Even when the top 10 aren’t the top 10 at all, but rather the first ten the lazy writing getting paid 10 dollars a day came up with…There is no integrity in journalism these days and I am the proof…but there is integrity in staring at Selena Gomez’s tits and trying to figure out if she’s got implants or not..
Base on the state of the world, I think we can all agree that this is what matters in the world….
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Selena Gomez
2014
30
Jul
Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports Illustrated marketed girl named Samantha Hoopes, who is modelling their accessory line with a couple other girls…who are hotter than her and who I think the resources and “favors” called are spent on…but still better than anything you’ve ever fucked and she takes a good picture so whatever…I’ll promote this brand for free because they’ve blinded me with babes…I guess that’s the whole basis of this modelling shit…
Posted in:Bojana Ksrmanovic|Samantha Hoopes|Sandra Hellberg
2014
30
Jul
I post so many of these Izabel Goulart Fitness Videos, that you might as well just follow her on instagram yourself so that I don’t need to bother…but I get sucked into them every single time I see them…
Is this fitness, is this erotica, is this new age porn in a fat world, that when you’ve seen one too many throat fucking videos, you delve into weird places, like girls doing everyday stuff, only everyday girls are so dumpy…while these model girls are so fit…because they are millionaires and have nothing better to do than this fitness shit…and unlike your local curves, which is one heart attack from a fat chick away from being shut down…it’s nice to look at…and not comedic…”Look at that fat girl trying to do a sit up, she’s like a turtle turned up on it’s shell”…kind of fitness…
I dig it..you should too.
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2014
30
Jul
Maryna Linchuk reminds me that although I love Lingerie models, and think they are great for a lot of reasons, like being nice to look at, but more importantly, making regular girls feel like shit about themselves, and when they feel like shit about themselves, I get to be the hero, by telling them their untoned fat stomach is sexy and that those models are just freaks of nature, some even 6 foot tall monsters pushing 150 pounds that look good in pictures half naked, but who in person are actually double the size…angles, lighting, make-up, photoshop…you know making myself out to be a sensitive hero, ready to pounce on them the second they feel comfortable enough to let me get them naked…
But I hate lingerie photoshoots – they fucking suck…they have no personality and here’s the proof.
Posted in:Maryna Linchuk
2014
30
Jul
Eva Herzigova is in a one piece…I would image you’d care about this if you had any fucking ideal who Eva Herzigova is…and I feel like you probably do, but I don’t and I’ve been writing the site for 10 years, which means I started when she was probably in her prime, and I still don’t know who the fuck she is…sooooooooo she’s in a one piece…this is not news, but the news is depressing. I don’t need to hear about 2000 people dying of Ebola in some African country that I know will spread to the rest of the world – killing us all off, a fear of mine when I was younger and a little more hopeful in humanity, but now something I am ready to see happen….or maybe the 1500 Christians killed in Iraq, the Isreal crisis, the Libya criss…shit’s fucking doomed…but Eva Herzigova can get us through this in her bikini…she’s a modern day superhero…someone give her the nobel peace prize like she was Nelson Mandela.
To See The Rest of the Pics Click Here
Posted in:Eva Herzigova
2014
30
Jul
A week ago – Ashley Greene posted these picture of her on a trapeze, and apparently, the world was able to go on. I know, surprising, you’d think she’d have the star power to shut down the internet, but only 9,000 people liked the shit, I guess making her pretty obsolete…which I guess is a life lesson to all of you girls aspiring to whore yourself into fame…sure a bit part on a huge franchise is good for your bank account, and a fake relationship where you pretend to be a virgin with a Jonas brother is a good way to maintain that audience…you know keep them engaged…but the second it is all over…it is over…because people have no attention span, fame is fleeting, and this bitch isn’t talent and doesn’t matter. She just knows how to strategically fuck, despite her “Promise Ring” she pretended to once have…when the only promise she made was to take it on the face if she got the part…
If you want to see Ashley Greene Paid By Target to Shop at Target…it’s a fetish to at least one person CLICK HERE
Posted in:Ashley Greene
2014
30
Jul
I guess some mom’s teach their daughters how to cook and clean and be a good wife. Other mom’s teach their daughters that they don’t need to appease a man, and that they can be their own person. Then there are mom’s who encourage their girls to get an education or follow their dreams….while some mom’s say “don’t date a poor dude, rich guys are just as annoying but at least you have a nice house”…where as Rumer Willis’ mom taught her that if your face is mangled due to poor genetics, you can always fix it up and look sharp…
Her potato head is something mean bloggers made fun of, even though it was never that bad, and she wasn’t deserving of all the negativity spewed her way because people hated her mom. She’s a fucking victim…attacked for just trying to live…
And now, she’s got the last laugh, because she’s kind of a babe…but maybe I just like a girl with a mic shoved into her face…now that she’s pushing a singing career:
I guess the point of this is that I am all for girls rebuilding themselves, to rebuild their self esteem, I figure you can spend your trust fund on cocaine, or strategic surgeries, or both…it’s a vain world….so do what’s right…and Rumer…did what’s right…
Here’s her weirdo video…in a bikini rubbing down gay men…looking hot…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS of her Perfroming where she’s not that hot – but hotter than she’s ever been… CLICK HERE
Posted in:Rumer Willis
