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2014

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Flashes Nature of the Day

Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think is her laying the groundwork of a self-fulfilling prophecy…you know her making an artistic statement that no one will care about this bullshit or her in the near future…or even know…but that’s giving Miley too much credit, the only thing she knows or thinks is artistic is to be as shocking and ridiculous as possible, you know when you’re bred by Disney…you know theatrics and more importantly that you have to go the total opposite direction to ever get any street creed…

Or maybe I am looking at this all wrong…and retard hick Miley…a product of Billy Ray and his first groupie ever – isn’t making a statement that her tits don’t matter…and only nature will be there for her…this is in fact just a butt shot..

I mean, Miley has given us a lot to think about with this nonsense…and none of it is important.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

22

Jul

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne on that “Pay Attention to Us” Hustle of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on a yacht and in a bikini with Cara Delvingne – because it seems that both Cara Delevigne is a friend collector. The kind of socialite in the UK who is enjoying the buzz around her and turning to twitter to connect with these other starlets – who are surprisingly really boring and uninteresting to actually hang around – but who the world think are great – because the world are fucking blinded by the media and buy into all this bullshit that makes them all fucking rich..

We are the fucking problem, we perpetuate it…and it is not even all that clever that these girls have figured out how to manipulate the tabloids…because the tabloids are half retarded and will post any fucking story…

I am just interested in their expensive, well paid, possibly fake, but I doubt it, that was just another cry for attention – like the whole Bieber thing – and now the possible fake lesbian with a model thing….tits….because lets face it…tits are more interesting than anything else these twats are up to…

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

22

Jul

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini of the Day

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I have the Arianny Celeste with anyone I talk to that is into UFC. They get mad at me because I don’t find her hot or interesting or even relevant….when to them she is the single most important thing to happen to them. She is the reason watching naked dudes beat each other up isn’t gay. She has access to all the fighters they have boners over. She probably gets all the cheesy dragon themed fighter brand t-shirts for free. It’s like what can’t this bitch do…

All I see, since I Don’t care about UFC or the girls they throw at their fans to help market UFC, is a fake titty Vegas bottle service girl…who for some reason thinks she’s famous…but who is interchangeable with all the other Vegas bottle service girls…there looking for their big break, or at least a rich guy to knock them up…

So she posted this bikini fashion show that she put on in Miami…that unfortunately unlike last time she was in Miami…didn’t include her fully fucking naked….only for her lawyers and team to come after me for posting like I took the fucking pics…but they are still fake tits in a bikini – pretty impressive – unless you have 8,000 dollars and a willingness to have bigger tits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2014

22

Jul

Cristi by Joe Wehner for a Voyeur Shoot of the Day

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This is a great “artistic” project called THIS VOYEURS LIFE that dabbles on the porno side of things – because it is strictly based on voyeurism…or the Voyeurism of an artist / photographer.

What I gather from the about page, that the photographer lives with people for a period of time and watches them or shoots them having sex, getting ready, and being naked…doing the things they normally don’t have a dude watch them do….

I think the idea is something I would do, if I wasn’t reclusive and if I actually liked spending time with people, but then again, I am a voyeur. I already try to convince every girl I meet to show me her vagina, or at least her sexy pics on her phone. I try to convince every couple I know to have sex while I watch…I got people to let me watch oral yesterday – which was uneventful…but just something to do…

So I am a little bias..but for other people like me…this is right up all of our fucking alley….because there’s nothing wrong with watching a girl letting us watch her…naked…

Hottest thing I’ve seen all day.

Posted in:Joe Wehner

2014

22

Jul

Arizona Muse Nipples in Drag for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Arizona Muse has been a topless fashion model for a while…

I’ve posted her pics HERE and HERE

She was never busty, but willing to show off her long skinny model body and more importantly her hipster bush that matched perfectly with her hipster name…that can’t be her real name…it’s too “obscure”…and “artistic” to be…

Not that I care about her name, or even her tits, I just thought this shoot for VOGUE was pretty interesting because she is a girl, dressed like some industrial revolution – WWII factory working woman, up on some league of her own shit…looking a lot like a dude…making me challenge your sexuality…to see if nipples are enough for you to get off to…I mean she is a girl, but she looks more like a dude than most trannies who aren’t girls…but you’d fuck her and not those trannies since those trannies have dick…because I guess a Vagina is what makes a girl…not short hair and pants…

Who cares.

Posted in:Arizona Muse

2014

22

Jul

Britney Spears and Her Rockin’ Tan and Nipples of the Day

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People were making fun of Britney Spears because she gained 50 pounds in Vegas. Those all you can eat buffets that are open 24 hours a day are deadly to a bi-polar bitch who has been caged all her life and the only freedom she has is stuffing her face…until the team behind her, or that she technically is owned and controlled by, get wind that it’s bad for her image, and then they make her hike it off, hired paparazzi in toe and able ice to make her nipples hard…you know to give the blogs something to talk about…even though hard nipples on a mom of 2 are less exciting than hard nipples on a 20 year old starlet with a bright future ahead of her…you know these are defeated tits…but they have a great tan….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

22

Jul

Top 10 Miami Swim Week of the Day

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Every summer the people who put on New York Fashion week, also put on a bikini fashion week, because bikinis are amazing and deserve their own week, set in Miami. It’s a solid excuse for the business people to get to the beaches of Florida, and an even better excuse to get girls half naked, on stage, by pretending it is fashion and not erotica or striptease…even though they are half naked…

So all the bikini models, and aspiring bikini models..from low level to top level…and all the photographers…from low level to top level…congregate…get half naked…and get wasted together..

I wasn’t invited because I am an outsider no one notices…but luckily I can still jerk off to the pics – and not risk getting arrested…it’s better like this…

There are thousands of pics from the week, I just chose the first 10 because they had helmets on and I liked it.

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Posted in:Fashion

2014

22

Jul

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage and Tongue Does Honeymoons of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is acting all horny on her Honeymoon, probably because now that her husband has married her and locked her into a commitment, he can finally stop fucking her. Sure they already made a few babies, he was already good to go, but until you officially trap the dumb girl after keeping her sexually satisfied, blinded by love and fully committed, so committed that she would never even consider a pre-nup…you can’t not fuck her…

I mean sure she’s all and fit now, she got paid millions to get this body from Weight Watchers…he probably still sees the fat pig he used to mount for his own millions – every time she moans… in some PSTD from fucking her at her worst because it was the best time to trap her…

Or maybe, just maybe, he’s fucking her brains out because he feels like he’s won the lottery and is now so overjoyed…he just can’t stop…and maybe all that sex is why she’s finally looking fit again…

I guess the real question in all this is why am I trying to dissect Jessica Simpson’s relationship…let’s just look at her instagram pics.

It’s weird…

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

22

Jul

@LATRISH in Some Fashion Nudity of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures are from. I pulled them from this TUMBLR BLOG . Apparently the model’s name is @LATRISH, because it is hipster to legally change your name to your instagram handle, but not as hipster as it is to grow out an amazing bush I would love to brain my beard into before matting with my seem…

I could be in love. It turns out that nude pics is all I need to catch feelings….