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2014

04

Aug

Selena Gomez Leaked Nudes of the Day

Someone emailed me these pictures saying that they are Selena Gomez leaked nudes from a cellphone hack and that they were 100 percent her because they know someone who knows her management…

I say, that it is probably some dude and his slutty girlfriend who is probably a cam girl trying to troll the internet because people always tell her she looks like Selena Gomez, and she wants to believe it, even though she’s a bootleg version….like the girl I once dated who told me she looks like Penelope Cruz, when she actually looked like a massive nosed monster…or this other girl I dated who told me she looked like some other celebrity and like maybe if that celebrity was pushing 300 pounds and a totally different person that’d make sense…

But I am always up for a good nude scandal, whether it is Selena Gomez or not..it’s still tits…and we like those…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

04

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s been getting laughed at for the END OF HER CLEAVAGE’S CAREER …which is pretty mean, considering you should never laugh at a girl’s shitty tits, they teach you that in elementary school when you get suspended for making fun of the girl with the shitty tits until she cries…

The only real people making fun of her tits are girls, dudes are dudes, and want anything tit-like in their mouths, while girls are the catty bitches who shame each other then blame us for objectifying women, cuz we like jerking off to nice things…even when those things aren’t all that nice, like Lohan’s implant hanging off her chest from a fleshy thread and her belly stuck out distended and malnourished like an AIDS BABY because she may be an AIDS baby…we don’t know for sure, we just know what we see, and we can all agree on one thing for sure and that is that her career has AIDS yet she’s still rich…

That said, she’s trying to redeem herself, and she’s lit her selfie so well that all lesions and flaws are hidden…she’s strategic…it’s not her first covering up her flaws rodeo…it’s kinda been her whole life work….but I love me some bikini selfies…so here’s what Lohan wants you to see of her…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

04

Aug

Yes, I saw the Hosing a Drunk Neighbor and Other Videos of the Day

Scooter Accident of the Day

Fat pole dancer who isn’t even good at pole dancing…

Weird Asian Restaurant Waitress

Dog Chases Bear Up Tree. Dog’s Owners are Idiots…because Dogs Can Get Killed By Bears….

White Drug Dealer Chased Out of Black Community…

Idiots of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like there is no real need to leave my house, when so many people are leaving the house for me. Thanks to the internet I get updates on all thing things I hate doing but feel like I may be missing out if I don’t do them…

This weekend was a weekend of Outkast. Everyone on the internet was talking about Outkast. It’s like Outkast played in 20 places…but it turns out they just played 3 festivals…and with all music festivals…the most vocal people who want you to know they are at the music festival need to announce it…on my Facebook feed.

I don’t care either way, I just want to nap and/or look at pics of hot girls…and that’s exactly what I am going to do…

We call this sleep smut blogging….

Here are some morning links…

Sylvie Van Der Vaart’s Blue Bikini
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12 People Stuck in Playground Equipment
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Battle Rappers Crash a Wedding
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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are Friends Again…It’s Good for Ratings
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Christina Aguilera’s Nude Photoshoot
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Ridiculous Asses in Bikinis
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Zach Efron and Michelle Rodriguez Cuddling
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Hot babes Fishing
http://thechive.com/2014/08/03/grab-your-rod-its-time-to-go-fishing-31-photos/”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Korean Baseball Team Creates Robot Fans
http://www.vidhuntr.com/korean-baseball-team/#.U98DoEj2rs0″target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Star Wars as an 80s Comic
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Justin Beiber in a Diaper
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Motorcycle VS Car Crash Test
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s a new stepGIRL and she’s pretty amazing….

Here is a horrible bikini wax posted to the internet by Miley Cyrus…..

Here’s a solid cooking show…

Here I am not getting laid or eating a horrible bikini wax like it was made on a ghetto cooking show…because I am doing some links…

Here are some links….


Top 10 Demise of Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage
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Anna Paquin Teaches Larry King on Bisexuality
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Kate Moss Hot in a Bikini Still
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Babes in Yoga Pants
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Slutty Peaches
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Aubrey O’Day’s Amazing Panty Pics
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Slut of the Day
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Woody Allen on Why He Doesn’t Hire Black Actors…
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Jena Malone Singing in her Underwear
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Epic Roof Jump
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Kim Kardashian Topless in Pantyhose – Like a Stuffed Sausage Pic
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2 Random Whores in Bikinis
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Ashley Tisdale’s Broken Down Face in Short Shorts
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Peter Pan’s Got Nice Tits
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Lisa Maffia White Panties
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Cybersex Instruction Video
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Slutty Pics of Selena Gomez from a Movie Called Behaving Badly
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Genevieve Morton Fat and Topless for GQ
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Maitland Ward – Bikini Hustle
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Best Geometric Tattoos
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Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret
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Vote on Things That Aren’t As Cool As People Think They ARe
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Sluts Hugging!
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Heidi Klum on Fallon
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The Girl WHo is Too Hot For Volleyball
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Camille Rowe Victoria’s Secret
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Actors No One Cares About Anymore
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Julia Roberts – Essentially Raped By Fallon
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini…
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Taylor Swift’s Flat Ass in a Tight Dress
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Katy Perry’s Legs For Cosmo
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Bad – Real Bad – Popstar Cosplay
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Candice Swanepoel Street Walker
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Francesca Eastwood is Hot…
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Chrissy Teigen Nipples.
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Naked WB Star Looking for Man Sex on Craigslist
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Elders React to Elvis
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Courtney Stodden Working Out
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Jessica Gomes Walking the Runway
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Irina Shayk In a Dress…
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Hot Brazilian Game Show
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Maitland Ward See Through
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Heidi Klum Instagram Porn
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Bill Clinton on How He Could Have Killed Bin Laden
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Dogs That Look Like Clint Eastwood
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Ryan Gosling Cried After a One Night Stand
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Francia Raisa See Through Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Woman Says Fuck it and Showers in a Fountain in Public – WTF
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12 Minutes of Insertion
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Drunk Nipple Licker
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Hot Topless Model
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Lilly Roma Big Tits in the Pool
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Naked GOLF!
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Amazing Naked Photoshoot…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Raquel Zimmermann in Plastic..Naked
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Monster of the Day
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Horny Hobo Eating…Dirty Dirty Dirty Honey
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Hot Naked Nelly
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Man Attacks Hospital Pharmacy with a Sword
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Zoo Magazine Glamour Model Nudity
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Bachelorette Party Gone Wild
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Very Long Dildo
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Aug

Christina Aguilera See Through for V Magazine of the Day

Christina Aguilera is an ego, and in being an ego, figured she should get naked and show the world her pregnant as fuck body and her big dark mom nipples, because pregnancy is a great thing, at least for Christina Aguilera, since it’s a great excuse or reason for her being fat, where as when she is not pregnant, she’s gotta keep as much clothes as possible on, so that her harnesses and shaping SPANX don’t show when she’s on TV…distracting everyone with cleaveage….

In 1997…I thought Christina Aguilera was alright. I would have been into these kinds of pics…but it’s been 20 years. She’s a mom of 1 or 2 kids…She’s been obese for the last 5 years, except for the month before she got knocked up again. I have little interest in her or her nipples, it’s too much…too late…but I guess it would be a waste for me to not stare at them and try to get a boner like old times…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2014

01

Aug

Kate Upton Must be Pregnant of the Day

I’ve been calling Kate Upton a pic since day one. I have been getting hate mail for calling Kate Upton a pig since day one. I was just fascinated how someone with average looks and a really shitty body could get as far as she did. Then I found out that her grandfather invented the Washing Machine, that she was rich as fuck, and I guess rich girls know people, and those people, hooked a sister up…

So all my seemingly hateful things I said about Kate Upton, were really me just trying to make sense of her. Knowing tits that big would have a belly and ass that would catch up…but maybe, just maybe she’d take all the criticism to heart, stop eating, start working out and really show kids how to be hot and healthy all at the same time…

But apparently, she was more into the cash grab, take all the jobs she can get and then land a pro Athlete, because they run in the same circles, seeing as she’s a Sports Illustrated model…then settle down and have kids because despite saying she’s 22, she has the body of a 38 year old about to use up her last egg…

But here she is, walking the streets for the paparazzi…in what looks like Maternity wear….up on some Roseanne Barr during the fat years kick…

Is it possible that she’s pregnant, or is she just fat?

Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers does….

Who Knows. Who Cares…well I guess Justin Verlander from the Detroit Tigers who are 2-1 favorites TONIGHT and not whether Kate Upton is Fat or Pregnant, because even if she’s pregnant – she’s still too fat to be a top model and with every picture taken of her – she mocks the entire industry. Now stare at her big everything and love it, or hate….just know it exists.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

01

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Titty Grab for Instagram of the Day

Heidi Klum posted this picture of herself Topless on Instagram…being felt up by some dude. I think this probably breaches on the terms and conditions of Instagram because the seconds you have a dude grabbing your bare tit, you’re walking that thin line of pornogrpahy..I mean it’s one dick pulled out and being jerked off to make it official..

I mean, I don’t think grabbing a bare tit for the internet is that big of a deal, I don’t’ find it hot and really for things to be pornographic in this sexed up world…they have to be real fucking hardcore…but I like the fact that she gets away with this and the rest of the instagram users don’t…because social media is a scam and they all have us brainwashed to be controlled by them…and they use people like Heidi Klum to help them…

I am sure if you really analyzed social media..it’d be far scarier than anything else you do in a day…even scarier than the unprotected sex you have with girls you meet off social media.

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

01

Aug

Penelope Cruz for Agent Provocateur Desert Dance of the Day

Penelope Cruz is a typical actress, who has been on enough sets to feel like she has what it takes to direct a movie, or a commercial, because clearly, it’s not that hard to direct a movie, or a commercial….if you have a camera guy and editor…and a brand willing to pay for it because they know if they allow you to edit it…you’ll participate..for your portfolio, to give you some more value and substance to your vapid acting career, even if you’re a fucking Oscar winner…or especially if you are an Oscar winner, because you know first hand that it’s a pile of bullshit…from masturbatory and commercialized industry all about making money…

What isn’t a pile of bullshit is that girls in lingerie in the desert are hot. Good job Penelope…that nose sniffed out a good path for you…

Posted in:Penelope Cruz

2014

01

Aug

Eva Longoria in a Bikini of the Day

Like the black guy who used to embezzle money from the pharmacy we worked at and stole prescription pills from – to use as currency in the strip club…The guy who would tell the black strippers they were a disgrace to black people doing what white people expected of them…up on some Bill Cosby Shit…

I find looking at Mexican girls, mainly Eva Longoria and really any native Mayan with no neck, pushing 5 foot and weighting 180 thanks to corn tortillas…not very exciting…

But I don’t think my hate for Longoria is that she’s one of those Mexicans so white she orders her mexican staff around like slaves, you know to make her feel better about herself, and like an actual white person she wants to be…

I don’t think it has to do with the fact that she bangs black dudes, that’s never really been an issue for me, but white guys fucking hate that shit…literally.

I just think an overrated, old twat, that even staring at her ass isn’t inspiring, exciting, or interesting…she’s pulled some kind of scam…and has the tramp stamp to prove it…but I’ll post the pics anyway, it’d be negligible if I didn’t.

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Posted in:Eva Longoria