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2014

08

Jul

Amanda Seyfried’s Paddleboard Nightmare of the Day

I have very little Amanda Seyfried gossip, other than back when I used to speak to Lohan, she told me that she hated her…probably because she had the career Lohan felt was Lohan’s career…stealing jobs and shit…when she was a bit more of an it-girl…

Even I was blinded by her tits, didn’t care that she didn’t have an ass, and liked that she managed to pretend she was a legit actress by doing this hokey Disney quality love stories for tweens one month and the next month she was eating out Julianne Moore, all big titties in her face…it was like she was naked, then not naked, then naked, then not naked…it was kind of hot…

What wasn’t hot was her public image, where she really committed to being a gutter hipster who couldn’t dress, didn’t shower, and looked like she smelled like shit..but then a movie would drop and boom, I’d like her and her boring ass life again…

Now, I’m over it….I just find Amanda Seyfried awkward, hardly hot, and her tits don’t even excite me like they did…

This bikini pic for her instagram, in some high waisted, maybe she’s pregnant, bottoms, is just not cute, or fun…but weird…But even worse is knowing that not only is the board she is on long , but so is what she puts in her vagina.

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2014

08

Jul

Crazy Pregnant Girl in a Bikini Top and Other Videos of the Day

Detroit What?

7 Kittens Gone Nuts

The Girl Who Gives Her Mugger Back his Flip Flops

Grandpa Has a Fireworks Fail

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Jul

Cameron Diaz is Still in a Bikini of the Day

If you want to make a bunch of fat girls, who are sitting at home looking at a computer screen, working their shitty job for their shitty life get upset…

Or if you want to make Cameron Diaz fans, you know the kind of dudes who still jerk off to The Mask, because those weren’t just Cameron Diaz’s glory days, but also their own glory days…

Just call this trick fat….

I got actual hate mail about YESTERDAY’S POST

I guess by definition, this 5 foot 10 monster isn’t FAT…I’m sure she’s within her BMI and hardly the kind of disgusting you find at Walmart….

However, she’s old, she’s boxy, she’s menopausal, she’s got good muscle memory from years of fitness, while fucking every dude in Hollywood, having a good time…

And to me…she’s as disgusting as her limited acting capabilities…


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Stop defending the enemy assholes, you should be pointing and laughing with me. As if Cameron Diaz ever did anything good for you, even if you’ve served her in a restaurant, and I’m sure at least one of you have, it’s not like she took you in and adopted you and helped you in any way beyond a 20% tip.

You celebrity fans are fucking ridiculous…she’s a monster…even with all the botox and trainers….deal with it.

People get old, hormones get wonky, it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her…It just means she fucking sucks…like most girls I fuck…

She’s not the Cameron Diaz she was, and if she was, she wouldn’t have this towel in front of her old lady GUNT.


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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

08

Jul

Anne Hathaway Copies Emma Stone and Makes a Difference of the Day

You’d think she could afford better stationary. I mean this cardboard box is a little too beat up and homeless. I mean just last week I started chatting up a girl with a sign that read “Hungry, Trying to Get Home, Anything Help”, I was trying to help her come up with a better slogan, and I’ll I got was “Will Suck Dick, but if you fear my rancid mouth, I’ll use my hand, in latex glove, for a dollar, don’t pay til you spray”….I figured she’d have higher impact on her hustle…I also thought maybe I could save her, but she when she went into withdrawal…and started convulsing I had to leave, I didn’t want to get blamed for her death…

All this to say, Anne Hathaway reads gossip blogs, pays attention to what other “celebs” are doing, and copies them because she’s got no original thought at all…

But more importantly, I’m not tired of celebs stealing from each other, in fact, I’d love them to do it in a death match…

I am tired of them stealing from the poor, giving nothing back despite pretending to in the self righteous, self absorbed way…all while thinking they are fucking heroes in their luxury life…

Fuck yourself Anne Hathaway.

The rest of the pics HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money…

But now, I just want to hang with them, talk about their feelings, and hear their war stories..

You know never judge a book by it’s willingness to fuck strangers for 75 dollars….

Here are some morning links…

Words of Wisdom from Food Signs…
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Kristen Stewart Cut Her Hair Into a Pile of Orange
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10 Amazing Celeb Mullets!
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Miley Cyrus Posing with Drugs…
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Fat Sleeping Guy Sues Yankees
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Old Couple Knows Team Work
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Portrait Made Out of Garbage
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The ESPN Body Issue Cover is Jokes..
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Sarah Palin May Be on the View
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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I hate Jimmy Fallon – But Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Doing Iggy Azalea with Crosby, Stills and Nash…is ridiculous….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls…

So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years ago I would have been negotiating with for these pussy pics…

One girl send me a pussy pic when I was eating and I said “Ewww, I’m trying to eat”….another sent one and I said “what the hell is that”….it’s been really fun to see the reactions…

So girls, send in your pussy pics, if you want me to make you feel like shit about you vagina, even though we all know I’d love to have it smother me..

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Bikini Pic of Babes Tanning You Will See Today
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Today in Thigh Gap!
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The Thieving Women Getting Busted Stealing in FLorida – Hilarious – It Has to be Staged
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Courtney Stodden Tits on a Midgets Face
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini – Bent Over
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Fanny Neguesha in a Bikini
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Justene Jaro s the Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini
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10 Awesome Lessons from Drunk History
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Paris Hilton Bikinis
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Emmy Rossum in a Bikini
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Solid Sign in the Public Bathroom
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Suki Waterhouse at Wimbeldon
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Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
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Courtney Stodden is a Movie Star
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Jessica ALba’s New Sin City Trailer
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Cancel Her Surrogate Baby
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How to Sell Fences
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Tilda Swinton Nude Stills from a Movie – Scary
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Jessica Simpson Wedding Pics
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Ashlee Simpson is Dumpy as Fuck
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Let’s take a minute for Some James Franco Poetry…
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Joe Simpson Fucks
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Nina Dobrev Fashion Show Hustle….
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Kaley Cuoco Beach in Cabo
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Keira Knightley’s Nipples are Good
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Fireworks Filmed with a Drone
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Jennifer Lawrence Summer Tan…
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini in Cabo
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Topless Pussy Cat Doll!
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Donatella Versace Turns 800
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Driving in the Ukraine
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Model You Should Know Of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Look Like a Sam Jackson Fan
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Dirty Bus of the Day
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Kids React to Gameboy
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Leo Looks His Age:
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Scarlett Johannson Full Frontal
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Hot Slut You Want to Fuck…or that You Want to have Fuck YOu…
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Myths About the Brain
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Lesbian Michelle Rodriguez Kissing Gay Zac Effron
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Brooklyn Team Having an Elaine Dance Off is Weird
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Babes in Sports Bras!
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Lesbians with Fat Asses in Concert Together Fucking the System…
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Bieber on a Boat with Bitches
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Notes Calling Out Neighbors for Loud Sex
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Porn GIFS
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There is an App For Your Kegels
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Busty Big Tits Teen
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Babe Fingering Herself
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Girl Farts in a Dude’s Face
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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Toothbrush Vibe!
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Sophie Dee Showing Big Tits
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Handball Fall Leads to Sexy Position
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Jul

Amy Marietta By Andi Elloway Exclusive of the Day

Friend and babe, ANDI ELLOWAY , who I officially fell in love with this time last year, because along with taking hot pics of babes, she looked amazing in a bikini…it’s like talent from every angle…seriously…sent in these pics of Amy Marietta has a fashion blog called VIVIEREBELLA…and they are pretty fucking awesome…

If every fashion blog was made like this, with pictures like this, starring girls like this, the fashion world would be a far better place to masturbate…It’d be the fans and followers of these brands and babes doing the masturbating, instead of the designers as they stroke their egos, like any good narcissist who has his name across store windows around the world…

Enough of that, here’s the amazing Amy, but the Amazing Andi…the kind of AA I can fuck with…

See More of Andi’s Work HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

07

Jul

Rihanna See Through Lingerie Dress of the Day

Rihanna brought her tits out in lingerie…like it was outerwear when it was really underwear because she’s innovative like that, I mean if you think showing the world your nipples time and time again, when you really don’t have to show the world your nipples, but rather you’re just showing your nipple for the sake of showing your nipple, because you like your nipples, or feel like you’re in National Geographic with your nipples, despite being Rihanna, a huge star who will still get talked about without showing her nipples…which luckily, I do…

It’s like some Jerry Maguire “show me the nipple” hustle, where I don’t even have to ask, or send flower, or try to trick the bitch into showing nipple, she just does it at her own free will because she’s been programmed that way…how can anyone hate on that…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2014

07

Jul

Abbey Lee Kershaw in AMAZING Bush Filled Artistic Nudes of the Day

The photogpraher’s name is Cara Stricker, VISIT HER SITE HERE

The model, Abbey Lee Kershaw….and in case you didn’t know, Abbey Lee Kershaw is a massive model. She’s not just some free spirited hipster taking pics for a photographer because she has nothing better to do, is in need of instagram pics, and figures being a model, even when not getting paid, is awesome…because it makes working the coffee shop seem more legit…like as if it is just temporary…

Abbey Lee Kershaw has done serious fucking campaigns, we’re talking real deal model, so seeing her fully naked, running though the fields at a country house, even showing some asshole, is blowing me away..

I also am sucked in by the bush, because I love bush, and I am happy that thanks to girls like this, you know actual hot girls, bush is making a comeback, because I hated when it was gone…it’s erotic as it gets…

It makes me want to be at this shoot, either masturbating in the corner or chasing Abbey Lee through the woods playfully before being killed by an Axe Murderer – on some Blair Witch Project shit…

Either way, this is the kind of photograph I like…

Pics via the amazing Cara Stricker HERE

Posted in:Abbey Lee Kershaw

2014

07

Jul

Miley Cyrus and Her New Tattoo Fashion Show of the Day


Miley Cyrus tricked her friends into getting matching tattoos as her…because when you are Miley Cyrus, you can make anyone in your inner circle do anything, because they fear being ousted by her and replaced with some other suck up loser who is just so happy to be friends with Miley Cyrus, because she’s a huge star, and by association, that makes them a huge star, I mean and even if it doesn’t it still gets them lots of instagram followers, and great instagram opportunities, like of the private jets they fly on, backstage and in the hotel room, all expenses paid to party with her, and all you have to do is what she says, like permanently branding her dog on your tit…

I mean you’d probably do the same thing if it meant staying in hotels you don’t pay for, instead of the trailer park you call home…it’s a small trade off, unless you’re like me and you find everything Miley, except for maybe pics of Miley, totally intolerable…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus