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2014

16

Jun

Erin Cummings Grabbing her Tits of the Day

Erin Cummmings is some 36 year old actress from Texas who has been around the block a few times, from being in Charmed, a show that used to be on TV, 20 fucking years ago…to a bunch of other random shit that doesn’t matter…but what does matter is her Instagram picture, of some random medical procedure that I guess is a perfect segue to posting a pic of her grabbing her tits in her favorite bra…which I guess is as good as any reason to post your picture of you grabbing your tits in your bra, it’s totally not slutty, it’s science people…and they hypothesis is that despite being 36, she’s not too old to stare at them tits…

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2014

16

Jun

International Models Do a World Cup Video for i-D of the DAy

I haven’t figured out if this video is relevant or interesting or well done or not, because I didn’t bother watching any attempt to grab clicks during a popular sporting event, but building up a video staring models from around the world in some Soccer Themed bullshit. It’s on some Courtney Stodden caliber creative direction…

I am posting it, because I like to cover all things model half naked…and/or naked…it’s the only thing that semi interests me, and without it, I’d shut down the site…cuz the paparazzi shit is just to tedious to buy into, while staged photoshoots take longer to make happen…and here it is.

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jun

Jessica Miller for FLAIR of the DAy

Here’s Jessica Miller, who is 30 year old model, who seems to have made more of a career out of dating rockstars, than actually modelling, because I guess she thought modelling was dumb, despite having worked for and with some of the top level people in the industry…because her true passion lies in fucking dudes in bands…

The daughter of a Vegas Showgirl, and the ex-fiancé of the lead singer of Incubus, before being the ex-Fiance of the lead of System of a Down, before being the current Fiance of Lars Ulrich of Metallica..

It’s like bitch runs in one fucking circle, and getting to the side stage, is her fucking priority…but I guess she takes on modelling jobs on the side to give her that stamp of approval dudes in bands want from the girls they bang, you see if you’re not signed on in a campaign a year, you’re just a regular girl, and that makes locking down the rockstar retirement plan more challenging…

I guess this is her one gig to save face until the wedding.

Posted in:Jessica Miller

2014

16

Jun

Alex Curran in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Her name is Alex Curran, she’s apparently some WAG married to some Soccer player, named Steven Gerrard, who calls herself a model, because it makes her less of a hooker and more of an official wife that meets the criteria embedded in the soccer player culture – that as long as this girl has been in a magazine at least once, she’s marriage material, because cuz these soccer players don’t marry girls who aren’t in magazines, otherwise they are just hooker trash…it is part of the fabric of European soccer player code…you sign off on that shit when you become a player….

She’s in a bikini, in Ibiza, because apparently he didn’t want her anywhere around, she’d get in the way of groupies he wants to fuck, or some how make it about her, because that’s what Wife’s do…always…not just during the World Cup…

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2014

16

Jun

Mckayla Maroney in Some Leggings of the Day

Mckayla Maroney wore this to work out…and I am forced to wonder if she is actually the half retarded girl she plays on VINE, you know the dumb 19 year old with the mentality of a 12 year old thanks to home schooling and overbearing stage parents that made her an Olympic gold medalist and who are now throwing her into fame…who dudes jerk off to cuz they are perverts…or if she realizes that many men masturbate to her gymnast, fitness, booty in leggings…or bikini…because she plays the retard 12 year old and it’s part of the fantasy…you know some role playing shit…

Either way, this picture happened….

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2014

16

Jun

Sex in the Bus Stop and Other Videos of the Day

Intense Thing To Wake Up To on the Plane

Some Girls Peeing in a Hallway

The Man who lit the Gas Station on Fire

Feeding Sharks Barehanded

Some dude’s head gets stuck…

Amazing Hooker

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with having sex with menopausal women…isn’t the fact they can’t get pregnant, or the lack of lubrication, it’s the mood swings and insanity that make them think you just raped her after you’re done, even though she theoretically just raped you, cuz everyone knows, no one actively tries to bang a menopausal woman, at least not sane people in sound body or mind, there’s young girls for that…

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RIP Motherfucker the Casey Kasem Weekly Top 40 Editon
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Accurate T-Shirt of the Day
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Stephen Hawkin Punking John Oliver
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Mariah Carey’s 1997 Photo she is Pretending Was Last Week
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Slutty Girls of the WOrld Cup
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Dennis Rodman Cross Dresses at a Pool Party
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Alex Gerrard Ass in a Bikini
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Drunk Johnny Manziel Talking into a Stack of Money
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Walking on Ice in Heels is Funny
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Ridiculous Bikini Tits of the Day
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Dad Ruining Family Portraits
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2014

14

Jun

Gisele Bundchen for Elle Canada of the Day

Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and whatever it is, you like it, because it is Gisele and you’d be crazy no to like it, even if it came equipped with the D.

Now sure, her booty isn’t what you’d want to see if this was an instagram profile shot of a 20 year old who grew up on hormones in her food….but it’s a booty in mesh none the less and for that…we celebrate by staring.

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2014

13

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like girls who are willing to strip down to pose in my panties…not that I have panties, I don’t wear panties, I’m not a cross dresser or anything, and I don’t even have a a panty fetish, I mean sure I’ll cum on a girl’s panties if I have to, or sniff them when I find them in a laundromat…I’m getting no where with this…

I guess what I’m saying is that real girls are a better way to spend my your miserable days than watching TV or surfing the internet, lookin’ for the next big Viral video…it’s like real life interaction, is far easier to get off to than internet porn…While I sit right here and stare at girls I’ve never met in my panties..because I like sitting.

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Luci Ford has a Hell of an Instagram
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Girls Need to Get Knocked Up by Rich Dudes
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Mirror Selfies!
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Little Diddy With Jack and Diane
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Claudia Romani is My Useless Friend in a Bikini
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Sarah is the Slut of the Day
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Khloe Kardashian Ass Flash
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Alessandra is a Milf
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Ashley Greene Legs
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Nicole Kidman’s Big Tits
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Kat Graham is Dressed Crazy
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News Story of the Day
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Casey Cohen Didn’t Have Sex with Jay Z
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Yellow Panty Upskirt on a Nobody of the Day
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Scariest Kathy Griffen Face
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The WAGs of the Worldcup
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Daisy Lowe Does Underwear on Instagram
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I find Business Casual Angelina Hard to Take Seriously
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Creepy Chair Faces
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Hot Girls Bending
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Nowness Magazine’s Hot – Slutty Creme Caramel Video
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Kaley Cuoco Hates her Own Voice…and So Do We..
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Lauren Conrad Lives and is Boring
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Man Concerned for his Life After Eating 53 Pizza Rolls
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Bouncy Titty GIFs
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Sara Sampaio for Some Shitty Catalog Bullshit
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Chris Christie Shows Off His FUPA Dance
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Lady Gaga Nipple…
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Some New Pics of Barbara Palvin in Marie Claire Italy of the Day
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Bumper Sticker of the Day
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Selena Gomez Hot in Public
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Hot German Filipina of the Day
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The Truth About Hookups
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Candice Swanepoel is Very Hot
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Tight Dresses on Girls
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Dad’s Putting Their Crotch on things Weirdness
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Lana Del Rey Wishes She Was Dead
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Margot Robbie Ass in Tights
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How To Get Free Parking Life Hack…
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Cindy Crawford Nipples in W Magazine
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Keira Knightley Gives Herself a 50k a Year Salary
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Vivica Fox in Lingerie
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Keira Knightley Lives
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Some Actress Named Helen Rogers Showing Her Tits in Some Movie
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Movie Trialer Voice Prank
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J.Lo is Dating Some Kind of Dancer Because Homos Love that Bitch
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Lara Bingle Big Tits in a Bikini
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Hot World Cup Pussy
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Mila KUni Doesn’t Want to Raise an Asshole
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Lindsay Lohan Tit Pic of the Day
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The Gam 4 Loss Meltdown
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Squirty
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Entertaining Masturbation Tools
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Public Naked Yoga…
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Body Painted Girl Gets Ready for World Cup
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Amateur of the Day
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Fat Cam Girl
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Bush of the Day
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Fat Asses Looking in the Fridge
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This is Why Webcams Shouldn’t Exist
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Dude Catches Sister Masturbating
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Mom On Cam….
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2014

13

Jun

stepGIRL in a Kiddie Pool wearing Masks for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

We were sent a few masks from MASKMANIAC, because the wrestling mask is kind of my thing, because I don’t need you assholes judging my mangled face, it takes away from me making fun of models and actresses…

So we decided to partner our good friends over at THEHEADHUNTR with our new #stepGIRL recruit JENNIE GUNS HOT and her make up artist babe LEEZA …to come up with something amazing…

So with the help of a kiddie pool, some bubbles and some dolls to wrestle this fucking magic happened….

I don’t think a wrestling mask ever looked so good…except on me…but that’s just because of my doughy physique…

Pics via THEHEADHUNTR
Masks via MASKMANIAC

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