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2014

18

Jun

Demi Lovato’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Someone told me that when Demi Lovato had her breakdown a few years back, it was because Miley Cyrus was tormenting her from her Disney mansion when bored and unable to leave the house due to fame…

The rumor is that she was hanging a sex video they had filmed together over Demi Lovato’s head, because Miley has always been a trashy freak, and knew the best way to destroy any competitor with the same Disney hustle, is through sex tapes…a story I respect Miley in, but feel is a total lie drawn up by some tween fetishist…

Well, now she’s posting her bi-polar body from some strategic angle that isn’t’ as doughy as she once was, but still just as lesbionic…and I appreciate all bikini pics, no matter what the mental health or sexual orientation of the famous bitch in the bikini is…

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2014

18

Jun

Sofia Vergara for Kmart of the DAy

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There was once a time when single, immigrant, South American Sofia Vergara, floated into Miami on a raft, where she was forced to either work at Kmart, or shop at Kmart with her stripper money, to clothe her bastard baby, who I assume is in his 20s now…and now she’s peddling her own line of clothes at the discount retailer.

That was, unless she was rich, or fucking rich dudes early on, hence why she’s now living the hollywood fuelled American dream…but I don’t like that storyline as much…

I prefer the rags to riches to drug cartel cocaine trade stories of owning hollywood because hollywood runs off cocaine…it makes her tits more desperate, or more icons of the desperate girl out there in her 30s, who uses her to remind them that it’s never too late to make it…

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2014

18

Jun

Taylor Swift Demonstrates Why All Her Relationships Fail of the Day

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She’s not using enough hand…oh right I forgot, she’s a lesbian and this is how she gets started before sticking the whole fist in, either way, Taylor Swift tasting herself to see if she can still taste the long list of her ex lovers, is kinda hot for me, even if it’s for the food network…

Here she is speaking Filipino, something I guess she learned from her cleaning lady…which I assume is porn or a fetish somewhere…

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2014

18

Jun

Cristi for Sander Dekker of the Day

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Her name is Cristi, the photographer who captured her in all her amazing is named Sander Dekker …and all I see is hipster fashionista bush, which is a fetish of mine, thanks to Snooki and Kim Kardashian ruining the bald pussy to me…a stance I firmly stand by every time girls and guys tell me I am disgusting for liking bush, despite all the amazing things bush has to offer, like personality, taste, flavor and style…but instead all you ignorant fucks decide to protest the bush and assume it’s disgusting, while flappy bald, cold, labia with razor burn or laser so it will never have bush again…is supposed to be erotic…you area all crazy…but not Cristi…Cristi is the fucking future…and I’m glad she’s part of the bush movement more and more hot girls are getting into….and that I like to think I am the spokesperson for….panty pillow for life..

Posted in:photographer

2014

18

Jun

Alysha Nett Tits for C-Heads of the Day

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Alysha Nett is a friend of the site at least according to me because we’ve interacted over email at least once….and by interact I mean I emailed her to do a #stepGIRLS shoot and she ignored me…

Now here she is being shot by Tamara Lichtenstein for the geniuses at C-Heads….and she’s showing her nipple…

She’s shown her NIPPLES BEFORE …it’s all part of her instagram model hustle…because in case you didn’t know, she’s massive on instagram, and she’s also posed hot on State Bicylces so I guess these pics are why she’s too busy to shoot for me….

Breaks my cold dead heart, where is the justice…oh, it’s right here in these topless pics!

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2014

18

Jun

Sahara Ray Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

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Her name is Sahara Ray, she may or may not be my friend’s girlfriend. I may or may not have emailed her at least 20 times asking her to be my girlfriend or at least to pose nude in my basement shower stall one a specific day my wife is at her doctor’s appointment for her diabetes…an appointment that she needs to continue getting the disability checks I steal to get drunk…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s ignored me, despite me trying to masturbate at least once to her in HER NUDE SHOOT FOR LUI …which in some cultures is the equivalent of buying a bitch flowers…

I don’t know what these behind the scenes with nipple pics are for, but I think they may or may not be par of my friend Viv’s first print issue of her LIVEFAST MAGAZINE that she raised 77,000 dollars on Kickstarter to do…because that’s how I found the pics posted on sticksandstoneagency and may or may not be by Jannekestorm…

Either way, Nipples.

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2014

18

Jun

Birdie for Stephen Tilly of the Day

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The photographer’s name is Stephen Tilly …the model’s name is Birdie…I think they are from New Zealand, but I can’t be too sure because digging into this would require work and the whole reason I have this site is so that I don’t have to work..

But what I can be sure of is that she is a young model, who I would hate to offend by calling a hipster, because hipsters are bad, and she’s so good, but to and old fuck like me, anyone who wears American Apparel is a fucking hipster, and that’s pretty much everyone…it’s like the mainstream are all bunch of weirdo freaks trying to be different, yet in turn all being the same and trying to fit in…not that it matters..

What matters is that she’s showing her tits…because tits aren’t porn at least that’s what I keep telling everyone to get them to show me their tits…

Either way, here are the awesome pics…

Posted in:photographer

2014

18

Jun

#stepGIRL Pizza Party by Deladeso of the Day

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The stepGIRLS are having Pizza Party with artist Deldeso who used one of our pictures from our HUF WORLDWIDE SHOOT to have his original and amazing “Digital Death, Pizza & GRIME!!! GrimeTime all the time!!! #deladesopizzaparty”…and shit is making me hungry…

Follow him on Instagram where he has daily pizza parties on pics of babes…because Pizza is very in right now, it is so good it excites. Even my wife can masturbate to it, but then again, she’s addicted to eating pizza…or really anything for that matter…she’s fat and food is the only thing that hugs her sadness, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pizza party is so fucking good, I’ll have another slice….

Posted in:stepGIRLS

2014

18

Jun

Idina Menzel Shitty Boob Slip of the Day

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Her name is Idina Menzel…I don’t really know who she is, but with a little research it turns out she was in the original musical RENT, and the movie…where AIDS were everywhere. She was also in some movie called Enchanted and most recently in Frozen, responsible for singing that song Let it Go, that all of you have probably heard and want to murder…so these are the 43 year old titties responsible..

I am being told by the internet that she had a tit slip, but I don’t really see it in the video, it’s more of an adjustment and a chance for her to tell her audience that they are real..and assuring us they are real with a “FUCK”…that’s not very Disney at all…but then again either is her ex-husband and father of her kids…Taye Diggs…because he’s black..and that interracial shit is more for sesame street…

I guess none of this matters, it’s real low level tit slip action, but I figure I have to post it…because I’ll always watch an old lady fondle herself on stage even if I prefer seeing her masturbating on FaceTime….even if I prefer if she is under 30….

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2014

18

Jun