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2014

26

May

Us Weekly The Body Issue of the Day

Here are a whole bunch of shitty pics of….Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Angie Harmon, Katharine McPhee, Sofia Vergara, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea, Ashley Benson, Lea Michele, Brooklyn Decker, Maria Menounos, Jillian Michaels, Lauren Cohan, Edy Ganem, Roselyn Sanchez or at least a few of them…because I can’t be bothered cross referencing the list of idiots with the pics I actually stole…

The reality of all these low level publications that talk to trailer park housewives is that they are pretty much controlled by the publicists, so anyone in these pics are people being pushed hard by their team and not actually people with bodies that need to be celebrated

Not to mention, if you are going to celebrate a fucking body, you should include spread labia, or asshole, since the asshole is the gateway to a women’s soul…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

May

Gisele’s Yoga Porn of the Day

Gisele posted this picture of some dude kicking her in the cunt, that was captured at the perfect moment, about a week ago..

I only saw it now, because I hardly care about transgendered models and the beard they provide for prop athletes…especially not after they’ve had a couple kids and just sold their house for 400 million dollars or some shit…They have won at life…and I can’t be bothered…

But I can be bothered with Yoga Porn, because like fitness porn. it involves girls in skimpy clothing in poses that are ridiculously pornographic, if you look at it from the right perspective, and that is from a place of wanting to stick your dick in it, rather than one of judging whether her technique is right or not…

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2014

26

May

Iggy Azalea Thick Bitch in Concert of the Day

Iggy Azalea is some Australian manufactured lie…but she’s managed to get insanely popular….

She claims that she was some down on her luck stripper, yet she moved to America, got a Work Visa, and is now living the American dream, while most strippers are doing what strippers do…stripping…and not on stage for a record label, but in their shitty hometown for some fat virgin pervert who takes a liking for a fat ass white girl…because it reminds them of that time they fucked a kangaroo in the outback on a crocodile hunting vacation…

She’s making dumb songs that I guess are insanely popular…because they speak to the now generation….she’s got a thick ass which also speaks to the now generation since young girls are all about the thickness…and I guess it’s working for her because here she is in concert in shorts


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2014

26

May

Iza Goulart Fitness Porn of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen this fitness porn scene starring Iza Goulart in action before.

But I never get tired of her doing whatever the fuck this sex move pretending to be fitness for the sake of people on instagram to masturbate, all while inspiring her women fans to practice doing what she does to get the body she has so that guys actually want to fuck them….

There’s a fine line between what is internet porn and erotica…and what is porn and erotic, because I find this sexier than throat fucking videos, yet throat fucking videos aren’t allowed on instagram, but fitness is…not that I care, as long as these bitches are producing the shit so that I don’t have to join a gym and get arrested like the high level pervert that I am…

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2014

26

May

Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Pic of the Day

It’s safe to say that this is the best picture I’ve seen of Michelle Rodriguez, Lesbian, pretty much in the history of Michelle Rodriguez because it reminds of of some kind of Lesbian Mermaid, doing a dolphin dive, showing the world where girls stick their noses while she’s not wearing the strap on she uses to be the man that she is…

If you read this site you will know this is one of her old tricks…andShe was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…

In 2007:
HERE

In 2011:
HERE bonus MEME and in HERE

IN 2012:
HERE

All uneventful, all lesbianic…yet half naked, even though lesbians are historically designed to wear snowsuits…


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2014

26

May

The Behati Prinsloo Sizzle Reel of the Day

Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me, not because I’ve never met her or any of the other famous hookers I would fuck, but prefer to hate on the site, because I don’t think they deserve the praise or money they get…you know like I was that Elliott Rodgers loser, only I actually get laid…because there’s always a willing bitch when you have no standards…

I just see hotter girls than these models all the time, who don’t have the same ego, or entitlement, who aren’t living the life and who aren’t egotistical snobs who have been given everything they ever wanted with little to no work…

Behati Prinsloo doesn’t exist to me because Adam Levine cums in her…and she allows it..like it’s not a rape situation, but rather a retirement plan, child support situation and I don’t care how big his dick or wallet is…his music is enough reason for him to die alone, shunned by society for being the fucking worst…

Here’s some sizzle reel I guess one of her fans made…weird.

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2014

26

May

The Isla Vista Murderer Edit and Other Videos of the Day

16 year old goes nuts when she finds out her mom banged her friend….

The trucker who hates bicycles…so bad he god arrested…

Penis Plants….

Politician Sneaks a Bomb into the Buildinf

Cop Stealing….

Some Femen Protestor….

Wosrt Neighbor Ever…

Pug Vs Baby Goat…

Poorly Planned Bike Show….

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

May

Morning Hangover of the Day

The highlight of my Memorial Day weekend was seeing a crackwhore wearing the same outfit she offered me a blow job for 5 dollars in, the night before, digging through the trash wearing the same dress as the night before..only to pull out a napkin, that she pulled up her skirt and wiped her vagina with….in the middle of the fucking street…only to throw the napkin out…

I gagged for the first time in a long time. I found my breaking point….which was horrible and nice at the same time as I was convinced I was desensitized…

Happy Memorial Day Americans…

Here are some stepLINKS…

10 People Who Don’e Understand Stairs
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Jaden Smith Has the Funniest Outfit at Kimye Wedding
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Wednesday Addams is Pregnant….
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Huge Tits for Memorial Day
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Taylor Swift Long Legs…
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Lady Gaga Wearing No Pants…
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X-Men Review
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12 Wolverine’s X-Men Would Rather Not Talk About
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Bieber Donated to Charity….
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25 NBA Veterans Who Deserved The Ring…
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Emma Watson Graduates Brown University…
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Honest Kimye Wedding Review
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2014

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s memorial day weekend, and statistically at least one of you will die this weekend….I just hope it’s not you…or me…or any of us…

But your memory, like the Soldiers 99 percent of you have forgotten, and don’t realize the long weekend is about….

Instead 99 percent of you just think the long weekend is more about remembering to drink harder on a party boat, and not people dying for your perceived freedom”…

The other 1 percent don’t know what memorial means, it’s too many damn letters…

Here are some weekend Links…Be safe, dont’ use condoms, send nudes… WATCH KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE TO CELEBRATE HER WEDDING

Kim Kardashian’a One Night in Paris
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Amber Heard WIll Go TRailer Park on a Motherfucker – In Her BikinI Top
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Mirror Selfies….
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Bar Refaeli Topless in a Magazine
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X-Men Review
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Brody Jenner is DJing in Chicago instead of Kim’s Wedding
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History of Teammates Yelling at Each Other
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Bella Thorne is Trouble
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Candice Swanepoel is Number 1 according to a shitty irrelevant magazine in an arbitrary list that doesn’t matter
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Katharine McPhee is Divorcing the Dude she Cheated On
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Sharon Stone Braless Pokies.
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Justin Beiber – Male Model
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Phil Robertson Still Hates them Gays
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The Pretty Little Liars GQ Shoot
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Brenda Song See Through Dress
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Saoirse Ronan in a Bathing Suit…
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Rosie Hungtington-Whitley is Topless and Hot
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Kylie Minogue Red Dress
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Homemade Magnetic Shoes
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Vote on the Babes at the amFAR bullshit
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Real Housewife – Topless Sunbather
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Rosario Dawesom See Through
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Kristen Stewart in a Thong
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Vanessa Hudgens Nipples
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Today in Proposal Videos
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Sexy Models in Morning Light
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This Week in Social Media Pics
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Police Stops Traffic For Ducks
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Crackhead Loses Her Shit…
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Thandie Newton Gave Birth to Her Son on the Bathroom Floor
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Michelle Rodriguez – Lesbian Bikini
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Tight dresses….
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Top 10 Reasons Beyonce Doesn’t Want to Attend Kimye Wedding
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Morgan Freeman on Helium
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The Pornstar Who Killed Herself’s Final Scene
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Slutty Car Wash
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Thai Sex Tourism of the Day
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Girl with Mild Breast Bondage
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Pretty LESBIANS
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This Girl is a Delicate Flower Sent from Heaven
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Page 3 Girls
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

23

May

Rachel Bilson Pregnant Bikini Pics of the DAy

What better way to celebrate Memorial day by remembering what was…by looking at what is…after it went to war with Skywalker’s Canadian penis and lost…I am talking Rachel Bilson’s uterus. The cute girl, turned destroyed mom body…And the only salvation she’s got going for her is that her pussy isn’t a mom pussy just yet, but in a few months it will be..So for now she’s ready to drop…here I cum…but soon to be forgotten…

I figure her bikini on Memorial day is far better than this Elliott Rodger rich kid with asperger’s virgin turned killer…turned youtube star…

All this to say, pregnancy is like mass murder on your sex appeal..here’s the proof..



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