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2014

27

May

Angela Simmons Ass in a Thong at Sunrise of the Day

Angela Simmons is Run from Run-D.M.C.’s daughter. She’s also Russell Simmons’ niece. She’s pretty hooked up and living the good life thanks to Hip Pop music and Daddy’s ridiculous amount of money that he probably has a hard time controlling because he’s some ghetto youth that made it huge…giving him the chance to raise her in the whitest communities and attend the whitest of schools…all while having a rocking’ round black ass…that she’s showing off looking’ over the beach early morning styles…to remind you that her life is better than yours…and I am okay with that, because if my shitty life was the best there is, I would recommend we blow up the fucking world…because we’d all be doomed…

I need these rich girls with good asses in bikinis for attention to remind me of all the good there is out there…you know to keep going on..

I guess in a lot of ways Rev Run’s daughter is a preacher of her own…a booty preacher…and I like it…

Posted in:Angela Simmons

2014

27

May

Memorial Day Block Party Fight and other Videos of the Day

Runaway Speedboat….

Guy puts an angry girl in place…

10 Year Old Drives an 18 Wheeler Truck

Roadrage Pulls out a Gun

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The girl serving me ice cream, because I have a sugar addiction thanks to being obese, diabetic and sad, said something like “I’m retarded, I forgot to charge you for your hot fudge sauce”…

So I said, “don’t worry, so is my brother, he has Down’s syndrome and we had to put him in an institution when he was 4 because he kept shitting himself”…

Here are some links….

Gordon Ramsay VS Swedish Chef
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes…
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Tits of the Day
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The Unique Superstardom of Angelina Jolie
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Genevieve Morton’s Big Fat Tits
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Some Fame Whore’s Tits…
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Rihanna and Charlie Sheen Aren’t Friends
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My Mom Stole Your Car!
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

May

Beshine is the Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Ever of the Day

Her name is “Beshine” and I guess she’s the girl with the biggest fake tits in the world, which is surprising to me, since they look so fucking real…I mean who is her doctor….if he isn’t GOD…he’s pretty fucking close…

I mean…this is the single greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life….

It reminds me of a freak of nature porn I used to watch in the 90s since it was the only porn I had access to…It seems so unhealthy and weird…and uncomfortable and confusing…that I just want to keep staring…

I mean she pretty much paved the way for this to really be her only possible revenue stream…


TO SEE MORE OF HER OR ALL OF HER CUZ SHE IS AMAZING AND YOU CAN’T GET ENOUGH
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Posted in:LOLZ

2014

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day



People are assholes, I don’t like assholes, unless I am having sex with them…because anal sex is very in right now with the hipster bitches…

Florida must be the number one spot for implants…every girl in a bikini has implants, short girls, tall girls, young girls and old girls..it’s like implants and trampstamps are given out to everyone on their 16th birthday, a tradition that’s been going on since ’88.

Memorial Day beach parties…make me laugh…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Phoebe Price in a Bikini
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14 Dogs Failing Hard
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Girls in Tight Dress
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David Schwimmer Helps Solve Crimes
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Kim Garner Bathing Suit
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Nikki Minaj Big Cleavage
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Genevieve Morton Fat Tits!
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Kristen Stewart Ass in a Pant Suit
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Japanese Girls in Lingerie Being Popstars You Will Masturbate To
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McDonald’s Dishes You Can’t Get in the USA
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Barbara Lovasova Green Bikini…
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Abigail Ratchford Photoshoot….
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Bitches in Dresses
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Nicola Peltz Hot in Bates Motel
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Kids React to Old Computers
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Kimberly Garner Bathing Suit…
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Maria Leon in DT Spain
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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12 Wolverine Fails
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Netflix id Developing Wet Hot American Summer Prequel
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Playground heavy metal
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Fake Cops Mess With Johns Picking Up Hookers
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Emma Watson Graduating College
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SOme GIrls Cameltoe in Esquire…
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Mayweather Making it Rain
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While T.I. Hurt his Hand
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Golf Joke of the Day
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10 Facts About the Bermuda Triangle
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Slutty Social Media Pics
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Parrot Laugh Like Loose Women
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LeAnn Rimes Performing!
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Charlize Theron Shits on Gluten Free Diets – Unfortunately Not Literally.
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Cooking Show Chick – Big Cleavage
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Stream Some Gucci Mane
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Some No Name Whore
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Watch Dogs Real Life Parkour
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Gayest Spiderman is Gay
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Arianny Celeste Hot ENough at Some Event
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Bella THorne Promo TOur
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Morgan Freeman on Helium
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Fat Guy Loses His Shorts…
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Legs for Days…
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Hanley Ramirez Has a Serious Car Collection
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UFC Chick – Bikini
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Busty Brit in the Shower
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This Girls Last Porn Scene
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CABLE NUDITY!!
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Dude Knocked Out of His Shorts
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I like Vegetables
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Dee Snider Pic of the Day
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Two TOpless Girls Read Dirty Storeis
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Interesting Song Choice…For This Girl Taking a Bath….
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Naked Enough Amateur in the Ocean
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Tailor James TOpless in FHM
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Some Girl’s Boob Falls Out DOing Sit-Ups
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

May

Nicole Scherzinger Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

For years, Nicole Scherzinger, has been called a tranny. I guess when she saw the paparazzi coming close, she felt it was the perfect opportunity to both remind everyone who Nicole Scherzinger is…I mean who gives a fuck about the Pussycat Dolls…but more importantly, to show us that she’s really good at tucking…she’s like “try to see the balls, I bet you can’t, because they are shoved deep inside a surgical pocket I had custom made for me when I was getting my tits and face done”…unless she is a woman…with a vagina…and this is just how she maintains her thick booty…

Ultimately, you’d fuck her either way…and so would I…because why the fuck not…and more importantly, because it’s not gay if he’s in a bikini….and has a wig on…right?


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
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Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2014

26

May

Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom…

I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness…

So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties..

I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time…

I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

26

May

Anais Pouliot photographed by Hannah Khymych for L’Officiel Paris TITS! of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a titty fashion model from Montreal.

She is a reminder that I should have never write off Montreal tall girls, because you never know which one will win the lottery, move to NYC, get cast in a bunch of topless shoots, leading to becoming a Victoria’s Secret angel..

There was a time, we were Facebook friends, but her career took off, I got deleted, reminding me that there is no loyalty with Facebook friendship…I guess I could always find her childhood home and camp out outside waiting for her return to profess my love her her…

But I don’t find that interesting, since I’ve already seen her tits..and more importantly, because I don’t think being a Victoria’s Secret model is even that interesting an achievement….I like the girls I waste my time on to have dreams of being Anais Pouliot, because that way I have a better chance of licking their ANAIS….with my dick.

Posted in:Anais Pouliot

2014

26

May

Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck…

Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for…

I am not against granny sex….

She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex…

Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into…

I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not..


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Posted in:Anna Faris

2014

26

May

AnnaLynne McCord Topless in Scorned of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get cast in some shit, since she was working the paparazzi like she was a low level reality star, up on some Courtney Stodden shit, only less graceful…and more desperate…

My theory on this one, is that she’s a Texan from a small town, who everyone told was pretty when working the diner, so she got on a bus and went to Los Angeles where she got cast for some shit, because her rent and expenses were paid for by her rich dad, and once that happened, she was never going to go back home defeated, so instead she does shit like this…and as long as there are tits, I’m into it…I am just more into sex tapes for relevance…

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord