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2014

29

Apr

Nadine Leopold is My Favorite of the Day

Nadine Leopold is the hottest new thing, straight out of Austria, who I posted about yesterday when I first decided I liked her and that I am now fully committed to liking because she’s releasing more and more hot pics…from jobs she’s booked….

I think I compared her to Hitler, since she’s Austrian, but I can’t remember yesterday, that was so many drinks ago…I just know I’d let her gas chamber me…by sitting on my face…as that’d be a pretty decent way to be killed off…but that’s not saying much, considering being smothered by any model ass has always been my death of choice…

Posted in:Nadine Leopold

2014

29

Apr

Emma Stone Lip Sync Battle of the Day

Emma Stone did a Lip Sync battle, which is one of the lowest level jokes I think anyone has really come up with, the kind of thing the drama club kid suggests at a house party, that everyone either allows him to do to laugh at him, or that leads to him being raped by a baseball bat in front of everyone as punishment…but maybe I just hate Jimmy Fallon for being an annoying fuck everyone seems to think is incredible….

I am not posting this to encourage him, I am posting this because virgin losers who I assume read the site love this shit…and by shit I mean Emma Stone.

Posted in:Emma Stone

2014

29

Apr

Miranda Kerr’s Vogue Taiwan Cover of the Day

Miranda Kerr is taking her international modelling to the next level, because she’s really got nothing else going on for her, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, she got dropped by her homosexual coked up baby daddy and husband because he wanted to fuck Justin Bieber and she beat him to it, and she’s taken her whore behavior to the next level now that she doesn’t have a billion dollar brand looking over her every move, and now she is allowed to be the whore she always wanted to be…not that wearing a push up bikini on the cover is porn to anyone, except maybe Muslims…but I know she’s reaching hard as fuck to get all the exposure she can get…this time in Taiwan

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

29

Apr

Eveline Rozing Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Eveline Rozing is some low level fashion model you’ve probably never heard of…she’s walked a bunch of runway shows in the last year, so I guess she’s young and on the rise, but the fashion show scene pays fucking shit…it just means bitch is tall…and tall is fun to look at in pictures, not so fun to look at when standing next to them and realizing that they are proportionate and their shoulders are broader than yours…but they are good to have on your pick-up beach volleyball team…

That said, she’s realized that the runway shit means nothing, the key to success is showing tits for photographers, and that’s what she’s doing and I guess it’s fucking working…

You can follow her on INSTAGRAM because she’s hot and willing to show nipples for fashion and that makes her good enough to notice…

Posted in:Eveline Rozing

2014

29

Apr

Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

So Nuts Magazine is apparently not all that profitable and is shutting down…

I guess it is because using free big titty, low level “models’ who aren’t models but rather girls who don’t want day jobs, but don’t want to fuck on camera, who use the exposure as leverage to find a rich husband, is not that interesting to advertisers or people who have access to the fucking internet…

I never really understood the success of these lad mags, or why people would ever buy them, because tits are great and all, but for 10 dollars you can buy a fucking lap dance and grab a pair, rather than spending 6 dollars to jerk off on a picture of a pair..

Plus sites like mine steal all their good shit anyway, and for that I am happy to say, I’ve helped put some sluts who weren’t getting paid for this work, out of work…I feel like I’ve accomplished so much.

Posted in:Lucy Pinder

2014

29

Apr

Lily Allen Imitates Beyonce of the Day

Apparently this is Lily Allen mocking Beyonce at some club performance in London the other day and the shocking thing about it is not that Lily Allen hates on Beyonce and is using it as a marketing hook, its that I want to have sex with Lily Allen, provided this is actually Lily Allen…and not just some hot tranny doing a show…

You see, nothing about Lily Allen is really that sincere, she’s just a tormented rich kid with the right connections, not even her miscarriage was real back when she had that abortion, and now her new hook is to mock the negative image girls are giving out in their music, but at the same time looking more fit than she’s ever looked, making me wonder if her making fun of them, while being them, is an attempt to have more street cred despite being them, or if she’s just one big lie…and then I wonder why I am wondering about Lily Allen…and proceed to punch myself in the dick to see if I still feel…

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

29

Apr

Naked Black Man in a Restaurant and Other Videos of the Day

Naked guy covered in feces getting arrested

Angry Naked Guy on the Street

Plane Crash of the Day

Murder Prank of the Day

Weirdest Father’s Reaction to Being Pranked

Tornado Weatherman Losing to the Weather

The Davenport Graduation Backflip Fail…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like sharing titty videos I get sent with you, because all tits are god’s Children…the big and the small…the Asian and the Midwestern…the black or the white…the fat or the skinny…I don’t discriminate because I like tits…and you do too…that’s why I spend my nights and days devoted to getting girls to send me them….

Here are some stepLINKS…to start your day

Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Sarah Silverman Joining Cast of Masters of Sex
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Short Shorts
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Tila Tequila Pregnancy Gossip
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Ironing Man…..
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Michael Jordan Congratulates LeBron James…
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Mellisa Clarke Topless Selfies…
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Brooklyn Decker in her “Threesome” Viral for Funny Or Die That I Hate….
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Some Tinder Pickup Lines…
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Craig Ferguson Quits Late Late Show
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Larry Johnson Wants an all African Basketball League
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It makes me sad when the squirting girl from snap chat with the squirt videos gets a boyfriend and now sends pics of her on dates..and cuddled on the couch instead of squirting videos.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gap Everywhere
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14 Things that Look Way Dirtier Than They ARe!
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Some Bitch From the Bachelor Has Bikini Cameltoe
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Andrea Calle Bikini Pictures – Here’s her Colombian Ass
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Heat Show Their Support!
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Slut of the Day
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Big Model Tits Who’s Husband Tried to Kill her…
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Alessandra Ambrosio LEgs…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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19 People Having a Worse Day Than You
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The Man with Alzheimer’s Sharing a Moment with his Dog
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Hilary Duff Leggings
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Firecracker Exploding in Slow Motion
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Pizza Hut wants to put the D INNER Box
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Mila Kunis Makes Out With Ashton Kutcher
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Sofia Vergara Outtake of the Day
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Rihanna Braless Courtside
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I really Dig this Boyhood Trailer
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Nerd Shit – OG Cast of Star Wars is in London Filming the New Star Wars
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Selena Gomez is Doing Orlando Bloom For Revenge
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HBO Remakes the Comeback
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Stacy Keibler Naked in People
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Maite Perroni in a Bikini in Mexico
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How To Date Emmy Rossum
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George Clooney is Engaged to a Tranny
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Rolling Stone Gets Deep with Belle Knox….
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This Dirty Mexican Slut Had Me Jerking Off All Weekend
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Emily Blunt’s Blunt Ass
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Katy Perry is Dating Diplo
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Knows How to Smile…
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The Lady Who Thought Richard Gere was Homeless
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Girls in Sports Bras
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10 Photos Inspired From Pinup
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Stacy Keibler in Lingerie for Clooney’s Engagement…
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Rihanna Nipples Courtside!
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Jullian Saunders Modeling…
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Jessica Alba’s 33 Year Old Birthday
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Nikki Reed in leggings..
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Sex in GQ
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One Dirty Camel Toe
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Best Card for a Lossed Love One!
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Iggy Azalea’s Fat Ass Performing
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Stoya in Oyster Magazine
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I Could Get Used To Fucking These Tits
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Duck tales Theme Song…
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Ellie Goulding Performing
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Worker Cuts Watermelon
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No One Will Fund Lohan….
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John Travolta Busting Hot Mooves…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Master MasterBating Master Bater
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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HUGE TIT WEBCAM SHOW!
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Weirdest BJ VIdeo (NSFW)
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Little Man Gets Some Big Booty
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First Lesbian Experience
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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Milf Flashes Ass in TAXI
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Brunette VS Orange Juice Bottle
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Big Tits at Sea!
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Get Your Man Pack!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Apr

Ariana Grande is Shows her True Colors of the DAy

It’s always amazing when these Disney Starlets, who you know are total diva cunts with too much money, show their true colours..

Marketed as these sweet virginal flowers, by people like Scooter Braun, who is posing in this picture with her, who is the criminal mastermind who is barely 30, but who owns all these kids and gets 10 percent of all their earnings as they mastermind the youth market, like a bunch of perverts who know the complexity of seducing little kids into buying shitty product…you know paving the way for young idiots to be dumber and dumber each generation…

But really just the fucking devil…

It makes me laugh.

See HER at some WHITE PARTY Performing Slutty Enough…if you care… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariana Grande