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2014

28

Apr

Stripper Locker Room is the Best TUMBLR Ever of the Day

The single greatest thing happened to the internet…

STRIPPER LOCKER ROOM

It’s like some National Geographic, Discovery Channel exploration into the world behind the glitz and glam of working a gutter strip club…the Changing Room…

Surprisingly enough, I am not into strippers. I am more into talking about my feelings in Church group meetings, because breaking down Jesus people is more challenging than breaking down broken down sex workers, but I do go to the strippers every once in a while, and since I hang with actual pornstars, their ratchet low class, low grade pussy, sadness doesn’t appeal to me in a sexual way…I’ve gone too Hollywood…

But I guess ratchet, low class, low grade, sadness when coupled with getting half naked to pay their way, while walking around like they are fucking celebrities, is entertaining sometimes….like once a week….where they money grub, I call them out on it, they get mad, I try to convince them to do porn, they pretend they are too good for it, even though they offer to fuck you for 500 dollars at the end of the night….but I hate every second of it.

Either way, this is some sociological weirdness. Strippers are so bad…but so good…I mean I wish they could take better fucking Selfies, but maybe that’s part of why they are stripping for 10 dollars a song and not doing anything more substantial…I mean that and their average trashy looks…

I prefer the strippers who are ashamed of being strippers, and not out there taking selfies like their job is something awesome, because I like broken girls aware of being broken, ashamed of their choices, not owning it like they are headlining a music video…but it’s still amazing.

Posted in:LOLZ

2014

28

Apr

Hailey Clauson for Love & Lemons of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a young it girl from LA, who has been booking all kinds of hipster type campaigns, because she’s got a good look and lives in that world….

She was an Urban Outfitters girl, before suing Urban Outfitters, for posting slutty pics of her at 16…something you’d think would have killed her career, but that didn’t because she turned 18 and now does all kinds of shit like Guess, Sports Illustrated, Beach Bunny, and now awesome instagram famous Love and Lemons pics in a trailer park…shot by Zooey Grossman …who is a pretty good photog…at least based on these amazing, young, it girl modelling pics….

I like her.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

28

Apr

Kelly Monaco Suntanning Topless Like it was the 90s of the Day

Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.

Posted in:Kelly Monaco

2014

28

Apr

Keir Alexa Wohlman for TREATS! of the Day

I’ve never heard of Keir Alexa Wohlman, but I think it’s safe to say we are in love. People who think you need to get to know a bitch, or even know a bitch, clearly haven’t been lonely or pathetic enough to know that falling in love with a picture of a fantasy because it brings you hope is a real thing…

It’s like the volleyball Tom Hanks falls in love with in Castaway, it’s like motherfucker has no option but to have sex with him, there’s nothing else around…

So when I say Keir Alexa Wohlman is a magical angel sent from titty model heaven, to my computer screen for me to stare at and adore..I fucking mean it…

This is for the homies at TREATS who saw that Playboy used cheap stripper hookers, and knew hot models got naked too, and went that route, bringing me fucking joy in my miserable, fat wife life…

Posted in:Keir Alexa Wohlman

2014

28

Apr

Nicki Minaj’s “Friend’s” Ass Dances of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted these ass shaking videos of “her friend”…shaking her ass…because no attention seeking girl trying to market herself as hip hop despite being from the same acting school as Gaga and launching her career as the black gaga, before realizing it’s way more sustainable to be in every hip hop song, because people will treat you as a hip hop act, which despite being as pop as pop, has some level of “cool” or relevant, even though nothing about her is hip hop…and in doing that rebrand, she’s been whoring out consistently, and that’s way better than candy coated stupid costume shit she did before…you see cuz she’s got a big ass and some big tits and I like staring…even when its of her “Friend”…I mean her whole career is a lie, why would I expect anything less on instagram…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

28

Apr

Rihanna in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Rihanna did Vogue Brazil, because Rihanna when not Braless AT A BASKETBALL GAME or wearing a Mesh Shirt on 420 ….or posing for a photoshoot FACE DOWN ASS UP ….she’s crying for attention in other ways…because she’s got all kind of fame and money…but it’s just not enough for her…so she keeps on going and going…this time in Vogue Brazil…and it would be eventful, if she hadn’t done this so many times before, over saturated, overexposed, hopefully, soon to be irrelevant!

If you don’t like that – See some KATY PERRY in a Bra at Rihanna’s Smoking Party CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

28

Apr

Barbara Palvin “O-Face” for Miles Aldridge of the Day

Barbara Palvin is making orgasm faces and biting bed sheets for Lily Adridge’s brother, because she’s demonstrating what Bieber didn’t do to her.

You she she was the model who was marketed as fucking Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber, after the Victoria’s Secret show two years ago.

She was just 18, and it was better for the brand to throw her name out there as the slut, rather than one of their key players…if anything it helped her career as all the Bieleber’s slandered her…

And the fascinating thing in all this is that they had been scouting her in Hungary since she was 17, casting couching a minor, like a good corporation would, because when it is fashion based, it’s not sex offending, but rather socially acceptable, which I guess is kinda weird…at least if you ask my neighbor who got arrested for casting couching 17 year olds a few years ago..

All this to say, I like these pics.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

28

Apr

Irina Shayk Changing of the Day

My friends at SPLASH NEWS got these behind the scenes pics of Irina Shayk changing on set of her photoshoot like some kind of exhibitionist who doesn’t show nipple…which I guess makes her nothing like an exhibitionist at all…and that offends me, knowing her background, as a hooker from Russia who bearded the right closet case, only to leverage into a massive career, because she was hot enough to pull it off…but she should still

Either way, she’s amazing…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF CELEBS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

28

Apr

Nadine Leopold for Glamour France of the Day

Apparently, I have been staring at Nadine Leopold since LAST YEAR’S URBAN OUTFITTERS CAMPAIGN

Sure, I totally forgot she existed, because there’s way too many of these girls to keep track of, and remembering her would make no difference in my life, since they all ignore me….but Glamour France didn’t…they did a huge spread of her and she looks fucking amazing….

She’s Austrian, is up on some hippie freckled 70s hipster kick and I’m sold…she’s a way better Austrian than Hitler…but maybe I just like models more than evil dictators…

here are the pics..

Here’s an unrelated video of her…she’s so good

Posted in:Nadine Leopold

2014

28

Apr

Mckayla Maroney Instagram Porn of the Day

This American Hero is playing it up…like a little 18 year old slut…

I know she googles herself and I know that she realizes that dudes are all about her because the hormones her mom had her on to make her this super Olympic Gold medal winner make her look 15…and dudes are perverted…

Something that’s paving a way for a promising career and fan based now that she’s been on the international forum…and all it requires is some maintenance and a little playfulness to keep it up…

I know what’s going on here…and I’m not saying that because I am taking innocent and making it perverted…I am saying it cuz it’s true…there’s a calculated strategy behind everything…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney