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2014

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about Florida is the single old ladies with lots of jewelry, lonely and looking for company, you know just someone to play cards with…

So I joined an aquafit class….then I went to Costco…where I scoped out the ones paying by check…and hit a 5 pm early bird special where meals are 3 dollars all you can eat…I don’t know why people live anywhere but florida, sure it’s a wasteland of weirdness…but all I see is the land of opportunity…

Here’s Donald Sterling’s Daughter with her friends, he was banned from the NBA Today for being Racist, something Facebook doesn’t do because it will lose all its traffic…since you are all racists…but more importantly…Magic Johnson is for sure behind now that he is going be acquiring the team and was in the hard of the scandal some 21 year hooker caused to ruin a poor racists life…AIDS is a hell of a disease, shit makes you a warlord, but only if you survive it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Mariah Carey Lingerie Shot
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13 Animals Helping Other Animals
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A Bunch of Cleavage..
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Some Trick in a Bikini
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I Kinda Love Leila Spilman…
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Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Grabbing Tit
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18 Things the Internet is Too Hard On!
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The Farewell Issue of NUTS UK
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Ann Denise is the Slut of the Day
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Hot Asian Girls Dancing…
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Maria Menounos’ Ass in Jeans
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Selena Gomez’s White Thong..
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Cameron Diaz Went Lesbian Once
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This Dirty Mexican Slut Had Me Jerking Off All Weekend
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Best News Bloopers of April
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Awesome Dominos Sign…
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Taylor Swift in a Floral Dress Friend Collecting…
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Say Hello to Donald Sterlings GF in her Hottest Pics Yet…
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America Chest Hair – USA!
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Nicole Meyer Lingerie
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Katy Perry is Banging Diplo
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Chilis Has Intense Parking Signs…
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Halston Sage on the Red Carpet
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Yorkie Pulls Carry-On Through the Airport
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Real Fucking Serious Eyebrows
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Sophia Bush – Tight Dress
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Devin DeVasquez Hot and Naked Cameltoe in a 1985 Movie
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Anastasia Ashley’s Ass Does Burgers
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Hot Babe Naked in TREATS
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Crackhead Stabs Himself on a Dare
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I wanna Suck Liz Hurley’s Asshole
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How many things are there….
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Megan Fox in LA
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It’s Hug an Australian Day – Here are Hot Australians
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Deadlifter Head Banger….
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Babes in Sports Bras
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One Dirty Camel Toe
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Eva Longroia Hot in a Mini Dress
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Ireland Baldwin’s Nipples at Coachella….
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Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Break Up and Bitch Moves Out
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The Science of Tsunamis.
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Don’t Bash Mobile Phones with a Hammer..
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Silly Life Hacks
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Jonah Hills Shows Why He’s Fat
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Chrissy Teigen is Such an Attention Whore…
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Drunk Teacher Who Gave a Lap Dance is the Best
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Naked Cannonball Flip
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Katie Cassidy Boring in a Bikini
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The Man Who Fucks His Bike
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I Could Get Used To Fucking These Tits
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John Travolta’s Hairpiece is Next Level…
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Jailbait of the Day
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Rihanna’s Midriff!
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25 Most Hilarious INSIDE The NBA Moments
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Old Lady is Done with this Dance Performance GIF
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Chrissy Teigen is a fat attention whore and she’s talking about her sexlife beyond her wallet fucking…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Today in Webcam Solo Sex
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Girl Strips
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Weird Cam Girl Gets Down…
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Pantyhose Picture of the Day
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Naked Girl in the Shower…
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Busty Babe Can’t Contain Herself..
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GIrl Bangs her BF
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Redhead Mastubrates!
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Real Sex from Nyphomaniac
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Naked Girl Oiled Up
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Big Boobed Boss Gets Caught Masturbating in Storage Room
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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Naked Girl with an Awesome Bush
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Get Your Man Pack!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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My Interview with Asa Akira!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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2014

29

Apr

Rihanna Topless and Naked in LUI of the Day

I know Rihanna doesn’t really look human, not because she’s black, that would be racist and I think we are all God’s people, but because of that head.

I know Rihanna is probably the kind of cunt who would punch herself in her car and blame her boyfriend for it only to ride the publicity that followed – leading to superstar success.

I know Rihanna was probably a child prostitute in Barbados, that’s how she got exported into pop music on her low level of talent…

I know Rihanna has been naked, topless, in see through shirts so many times before…

I know Rihanna is rich enough to not bother doing this, yet she does it out of the kindness of her soulless hooker heart…

But most importantly, I know I like her doing it….whether it’s for FASHION or her own exhibitionism, I’d let her pose naked for my face anytime she wanted…

Either way, not a fan of her, or even her naked body, she’s hit or miss, and a solid 7 when not factoring fame, but a fan of all she represents…in her actions…

Good job LUI Magaizne…this is soft core porny and pretty next level…and thus awesome…next time…let’s see more bush.

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

29

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the DAy

Ashley Tisdale was at one point labelled the hottest girl by MTV, because they were paid to do that…and it made me mad so I decided to explore her, track her plastic surgery, laugh at how botched it was and how shitty her face was after spending so much money trying to fix it, I think I even had a feature called the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…because I am mean spirited, get joy from being mean, but only to celebrity bitches who get paid well, get too much positive reinforcement and who have cunty egos because they aren’t down to earth, because if they were, they wouldn’t post their narcissitic shit all day…

But the good news is that in rejection that has come when all her friends outdid her, she’s figured out the key to get new fans, is to not show her face, but focus on her hot body, because throughout the whole thing, she’s always had a hot body, and hot body carries more importance than a face, so in hating one thing, I love another, I am a balanced hater… even if her fan base confuses me…with their passion…

Here’s her hot selfie you can masturbate to..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Shows Off her Weird as Fuck Face of the Day

Nina Agdal made this funny instagram video..that I guess is supposed to show her acting range, in a casual creeper style video, but that fixates on her face, forehead and head…that I like to refer to as a RETARD HEAD…like full on helmet wearing, playing with rocks in his wheelchair in the park RETARD Face…that’s not to say she’s not hot, or interesting, talented, or hot bodied…and it’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s just a matter of preference…or hiring a thirsty, discount bargain basement immigrant model from a work program…to integrate her into society like they do at the pharmacy…

HERE SHE IS IN SOME BIKINI OUTTAKES CLICK HERE – I am too lazy to post them…because she’s not that good…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

29

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Promoting Jeans of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

29

Apr

Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it…

She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….

I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics…

All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

Posted in:Leven Rambin

2014

29

Apr

Amanda Mani Hot in Elle Mexico of the Day


I don’t know anything about Amanda Mani…

I just know I’m in love…

She did some Elle Mexico shit, she’s pushing 6 foot which is just fucking next level massive, but her face and everything about her is so good…

This is the kind of girl I wouldn’t want to meet, because it would feel emasculating, not that I care about that, my small penis and low testosterone kinda do that for me on the daily, but I would send her love letters and flowers wherever just to encourage her to hang in there and to keep on working, because I want to see her naked in photoshoots.

That’s just the kind of romantic I am…you know when I’m not tricking girls in bars to give me a gynaecological exam, or to tell me if my sperm actually tastes like chocolate, like I’ve convinced them it does, I’m writing models love letters…they should make a movie about me and when they do that I’ll be thinking of the Amanda Mani like a Pedi thinks about little boys…I don’t think that Mani /Pedi joked work…it needed more asian illegal workers….

Posted in:Amanda Mani

2014

29

Apr

Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

This just in…Ashanti put on a bikini…and probably shouldn’t have…

More importantly…Ashanti posted the pics to her instagram…meaning she’s well aware that they exist and that this is what she looks like in a bikini…when she probably should have just let the paparazzi leak them, only to respond saying “I love my body”…

It’s like girl, I love bikini pics, and I don’t care if you are self aware, or if you have a positive body image, or if you embrace your thickness or if you are delusional, I like it all…black girls, mexican girls, skinny girls, thick girls, even fat girls it can all be hot…it’s like post better pics of the shit, arch your back and shit, make it count….cuz otherwise, it’s just sloppy and uneventful…Bitches need to hire me to direct their instagram shoots…

Posted in:Ashanti

2014

29

Apr

Ellen Page’s Lesbian Stomach of the Day

Remember when Ellen Page had some big theatrical coming out event at some Ted Talks looking bullshit…yeah that was pretty fucking dramatic and ridiculous but lesbians everywhere embraced it because lesbians like having a leader, at least one in the media, even though every girl I’ve ever met is a fucking lesbian, but maybe that attitude is why Lesbians generally hate me, you know the one where I am convinced I can have sex with them, because I believe that they are just being pussies and are genetically programmed to want cum in them, proven by the whole uterus thing, where as gay dudes are just down with no headaches and anal sex…you know “we don’t need a pussy, that shit bleeds and is scary and smells like fucking sushi platter when it’s not making babies that bite into our vacation funds”….

Either way, she wore a bikini top, flexed her lesbian abs, looks a little lipstick, before they put her in a tie, all for Flare Magazine, a Canadian Magazine, celebrating her big fucking move, when really people don’t realize drawing attention to their sexuality is like pointing at a black person and saying “LOOK A BLACK PERSON LET’S BE NICE TO HIM SO HE DOESN’T THINK WE ARE RACIST”…you know anti-racism, and politically correctness that labels shit harder than a back woods redneck…it’s all so counter productive…

Posted in:Ellen Page

2014

29

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore skimpy workout shorts in public because that’s what girls workout in, unless they are at Planet Fitness, giving you another reason, or really the main reason why we should all throw in the booze and hit the gym, because bar rat drunk bitches on drugs, just don’t have asses like this, you know the kind you can chip a tooth on even after they have kids, but do have asses, even when skinny are sloppy and falling off their malnourished weak bodies…I guess the only problem with fitness is that historically it makes you live longer and really who needs that…especially when we can just stare at fitness on instagram since every bitch loves posting her workout and abs…

Either way, Alessandra Ambrosio is a lingerie model…and yes her ass isn’t that great…and yes her underwear is too small and Visible Panty Line makes you think her ass cheek is suffocating…but I am still posting it.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio