There was a time….when Rachel Bilson mattered. She was on The O.C. and it was a hugely popular show, that even I watched, because it helped me trick college girls into fucking me, because college girls are dumb as shit and will fuck with the right mix of tequila and connection on a show they love…

Then she faded out, and not in a good way, her husband kidnapped her and brought her to Canada where she lived locked up in a cage in the igloo as some kind of reclusive, because he had be type cast as a Star Wars character, and couldn’t let her near actors with actual careers ahead of them….

Now she’s pregnant and these are some pictures of her the other day, hiding her pregnancy, that I am sure some of you hope doesn’t happen, or at least happens with a c-section, because aborting the mission is far less abusive to a vagina…

Not that you’ll ever meet Bilson, but you’re stuck in 1999, back when your life seemed to be more hopeful, before it fucking sucked.

All this to say, who cares about Rachel Bilson or her uterus, there’s so many better girls to focus on who haven’t been written off from their role in hollywood so many years ago…even if she’s acting and on a show, she’s insignificant…

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