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2014

02

May

Kaili Thorne Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

Kaili Thorne is one of the Thorne sisters who were strategically bred and sent to to Florida from Hollywood to make some lazy parents who didn’t like working some money…and I guess it worked, because they only needed one to really hit, allowing the others to feel inadequate and like failures, doing their attention seeking by posting ass pics, because that’s the only way to get noticed amongst the family favorite, who is the one bringing in the money…

It’s some middle child syndrome that may end in a heroin overdose, but first…the porn career cry for attention..

That makes her my favorite Thorne….Ass pics are the gateway pics to porn.

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

02

May

Iza Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

Here’s some Izabel Goulart doing some fitness to explain to all you fat lazy haters why she looks this good in a BIKINI

You see, she works at it, and eats a clean diet, every fucking day, and that’s why she’s not a fat useless slop like Kate Upton…

Real basic logic…that I like watching…because I prefer eating to going to the gym…and the only reason I would go to the gym is this…but instagram does it for me.

TO SEE HER AMAZING BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iza Goulart

2014

02

May

Idiot Robbers Shoot a Mannequin and other Videos of the Day

Heavy Bitch Trying to Lose Weight…

Van VS Train

Police VS Wheelchair Bound Veteran with PTSD

Motorcycle Rally in Afghanistan….Stunt Rider…

Rally Car VS Friend

Some Monkey Love…

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like talking to girls about how tight their vaginas are, because to date, I haven’t had one person tell me they don’t have a tight vagina, making me thing the spectrum of tight, or maybe even the definition of tight as we know it, has been a lie….

Someone should make a documentary on this shit…

Here are some morning links….

Girls With No Bras…
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Kate Upton’s Fat Body Makes Ugly Girls Everywhere Happy…
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10 Phantom Hand Pics
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Lea Michele Upskirt
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Katt Williams Gives Arsenio 1,100 Dollars to Buy Clippers
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More Katie Cassidy in Black Zebra Bikini
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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The Kurt Cobain Love Letter to Courtney Love
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Mannequin Mob Prank
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Models Posing Awkward
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My new seduction strategy is printing up instagram pics of girls I follow, taking pictures of their pic in various places, like next to porn, a used rubber vagina, my testicles…and sending them a message like “Wish you were here”…

It’s the modern post card…that could get you arrested, but that some girls may find endearing…

Here are some links…

The Best Shot Glass Ever
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Girls in Towels!
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Taylor Momsen and Some Gold Painted Chicks…
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Slut of the Day
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Georgia Salpa Hot Shoot
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Cougar on the Prowl…
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Bieber and Rob Ford had a Fight in the Club
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Emma Rigby is Pretty Fucking Hot…
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Madison Welch’s Sex School Tits
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Hilary Duff Went to Carrie Underwood’s House
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Demi Lovato See Through Selfies
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Miley is Still Sick
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32 Car Name Meanings…
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Some Fuckable Hollywood Bitches
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Mirand Cosgrove is Lame as Fuck
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Jennifer Lawrence Proves What You Already Know – That FHM is Irrelevant
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Bella Thorne on Set!
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15 Reasons Why the NBA Playoffs Were Better in the 90s
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Chick Fight Ends in Brain Injury – Pretty Graphic
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Skateboard Fall Recovery…
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Katie Cassidy Pokies
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Mariah Carey Photoshopped
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Serious Tittie Fucking Action Going On Here
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Gym Superstar…
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Zoe Saldana Braless
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Nakedness in Some Movie Called Pelican Company
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Graduation Fail!
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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Vomited on Miley Cyrus
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Jennifer Lawrence Shwoing Off Her Ass
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Alyssa Arce Bikini
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Selena Gomez Forgot Her Pants
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Nymphomaniac Stills are Not Hardcore Enough…
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Dumb Hat Stupid Face Skinny Legs
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I am Pretty Sure I Found This Stipper Locker Room Site – Fucking Copycat Motherfuckers
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Hot Bar Refaeli GIFs
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Kid Does Push Up on Bottles
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Lea Seydoux Hot, Naked and Scissoring in La Vid D’Adele
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Kelly Brook Fat ass in a tight Dress
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Rita Ora Big Tits Perform
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10 Songs You’ll Be Hearing Everywhere Soon
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Rock Climbing Bear!
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Rose McGowan Legs!
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The Dude Who Hits on the Newscaster of the Day
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Models Posing Awkwardly..
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Nude Girl on the Beach Showing Meat
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Elizabeth Rice in Butt Whistle
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Big Titty Nurse Nipples…
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Couple Caught banging in the Parking Lot
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Naked Cannon Ball Competition
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Marie Stuffs Ice Cubes in her Naughty Bits…
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Intense Butt Fingering…
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BJ on the Bus!
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This is Romantic…
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

May

Rita Ora Nipples for Terry Richardson of the Day

It’s too bad that Terry Richardson isn’t actually a creep, he’s a professional who everyone I know who has shot with him has said is nothing but a professional, he just takes perverted pictures that are actually pretty boring compared to what it used to be…

I would have loved to hear stories about Rita Ora being throat fucked and cummed all over by Terry like like she probably already has when she was starting her career…a career that has not been very monumental, but has instead just been a waiting game for Rihanna’s drug overdose….you know where she’s dating successful producers and trying to make hits…but probably seeing her best work…in see through shirts like she was Rihanna, cuz nipples are in, and I guess the only thing she has over Rihanna is some tits.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

01

May

You Won’t Believe Nikki Giavasis’ Booty of the Day

Her name is NIKKI GIAVASIS and I am in love…

How do you like that Clickbait title, I’m so modern with my blogging, you know just trying to fit in with all the other cheap internet journalists, including CNN…with their tricks…but the reality of it is….Nikki Giavasis’ booty…is …booty…

I used to be a booty hater when the booty movement first happened, I mean fuck J.Lo, that bitch is garbage…then Kim Kardashian…also garbage, but then instagram happened, and all these other fit ass girls, started coming up…then I left my house and saw all these booty girls actually existed in their leggings…and then it dawned on me…big round ass is the hottest shit around…because a hot big ass is so much more of a talent than a set of fake tits…it’s a rare beautiful gem I want to have sit on my face…after it does 1000 squats a day…

This is the future and Nikki Giavasis is the leader….

Shot by FOTOARTBYDRE

Posted in:Nikki Giavasis

2014

01

May

Izabel Goulart Fit Fucking Ass of the Day

The bummer in these Izabel Goulart bikini pics is that I could have been in Miami shooting them, I figure since I am florida, it would have been a pretty easy thing to do, seeing as I knew she was in Miami, but I guess I just don’t care enough about this shit, even though I have a site devoted to this shit…

The lesson we can all learn from this is that when you’re a hard faced tall chick, or really any chick, you can devote your life to working out, and it will pay off when you put on a bikini….

Her tanned amazing body is one that lives a life of fitness, clean eating and leisure, and really that should be everyone’s life, especially if it means an ass that looks like this…

I am a fan of all Izaebel Goulart represents and that’s hot fit ass..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

01

May

Kathy Griffin’s Freaky Fit Body of the Day

Kathy Griffin is a monster…and I don’t care how good her fake tits are, or how into fitness she is, I just know the real sick thing isn’t her offensive as fuck selfie, up on some soulless, redheaded, would have been left in the forrest to die if it wasn’t for political correctness, back when redheaded babies were deemed from the devil…is that the hard truth in this attention seeking pic, is that I’d love to see her red pubic haired topped red pussy-lipped pussy contrasted against what may be the whitest white skin I’ve ever seen, but more disgustingly, I’d like to know what it tastes like…

I am a sick man…but we didn’t need Kathy Griffin half naked at 100 years old, but more importantly that I’d fuck it…and even watch the sex tape of someone else fucking it…my perversion kinda follows me around everywhere I go and has been forever…

Posted in:Kathy Griffin

2014

01

May

Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits on Instagram are Funny of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her clown tits are so fucking magical – I want to sing love songs to them and make them my friends…not because I love fake tits, but because I love just how ridiculous and stable a girl has to be to end up looking like this.

Not to mention, her storyline is entertaining, and the fact the middle ate her up and loved her tells me that I am not alone in thinking she’s great, even if I am alone in everything else I do…

The only sadness that comes froM Courtney Stodden’s 40 year old pretending to be 16 year old selfies, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party I was invited to, because I am an idiot, who ultimately doesn’t give a shit about any of this, I’m too comfortable getting drunk on my couch, but when looking at pics, regret every step I take…but I guess that regret can be applied to all aspects of my sucking at life…not just my lack of seducing Courtney Stodden.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden