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2014

22

Apr

Kristen Bell and Others Naked in Allure of the Day

Allure magazine has really jumped on a grenade with these year’s nude issue…jumping on the grenade is what we used to call fucking the fat chick at the bar because you wanted to fuck…not that Allure is fat, but the cast and crew of a celebrated issue that has had relevant girls like ZOE SALDANA and NAYA RIVERA …two very high end people…in issues of the past, have gone the Jenna Dewan Tatum, Minnie Driver, Nia Long and Kristen Bell this year…and I guess I am all for any girl getting naked, even if it strategic and not that hot at all…even if it has some milk filled new mom Dax Sheppard sucking tit in it.

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2014

22

Apr

Gisele Heart of Glass with Bob Sinclair for H&M of the Day

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Billionaire model Gisele who can barely speak english, sat down with Bob Sinclair for an H&M cover version of Heart of Glass, proving that anyone can sound good when over produced by an techno producer, and the whole thing is making a mockery of the entire music industry, and that’s amazing, because I know all these popstars, like KATY PERRY AND RIHANNA are talentless undeserving cunts…who probably sing worse than Gisele, but yet are played everywhere…

Now, I know people think Gisele looks like a dude, and that she staged her pregnancy to legitimize her tranny relationship with Tom Brady….but Trannies do being a girl better than girls, and she looks hot in this campaign, with those nice small implants and tight body that could not have two kids even if it claims to…

But I think she’s hot.

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2014

22

Apr

Hannah Davis for GQ of the Day

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Hannah Davis is 23 and looks like she’s 40.

She’s from the Caribbean and was just in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, which may make people wonder “how does a bitch get into SI Swimsuit”…the answer is pretty simple and you can turn to their models of the past for the answer…

The first way into SI Swimsuit is date a pro athlete, like Brooklyn Decker, Irina Shayk, and bunch of other bitches.

The second is be a Guess girl, because Guess has SI Editors by the labias for some reason….

Hannah Davis took option one, as she’s officially Dating Derek Jeter, like some kind of groupie, catcher’s mitt of a pussy, that thanks to Derek Jeter’s known past lovers includes herpes…a great thing to get at 23…and small tradeoff for career…I mean they have Valtrex for that, it’s not like it’s aids, it’s just gross….even if everyone in Hollywood has it…

Here she is in GQ, probably very happy I am posting on her…

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2014

22

Apr

Cara Delevingne in a See Through Skirt of the Day

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Cara Delevingne posted this picture of her lesbian for attention ass on her instagram today…or last night that led me to investigative journalism on Cara Delevingne, because she’s not all that hot at all, even when she takes a decent picture, yet she books these insane campaigns, and the answer is what I expected. She’s a rich kid.

Her dad is a real estate developer, her god father runs Conde Nast, which owns Vogue, and probably has ties with every European brand and fashion house, and I guess she ran in the right circles, leading to being able to run around topless with some dyke hollywood star, or wear sheer Burberry with no panties, because it is edgy, new and Burberry loves every send of it…because it’s fashion…

So it all makes sense, even if her eyebrows don’t, and here’s her instagram porn of the day.

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2014

22

Apr

Kelly Bensimon In a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about beaches having mediatory bathing suit top requirements in America…in most places…even for babes who want to tan topless…when beaches allow women who are 100 fucking years old, with bodies that are slowly melting off of them, to wear two-piece bikinis because they feel like they are hot for their age and that they don’t care enough to get into a one-piece because they can’t let societal norms define them or some shit…

It’s like, this is pretty fucking offensive, even if I would let her dry menopausal pussy exfoliate my face like it was sand peel…grinding til I’m raw, or until she gives up because she’s got no vaginal juice left in her.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Apr

Taylor Swift Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Swift posted some artistic ass shot of her running away from the camera from very far away in a bikini to either give you something to masturbate to while using your imagination, or to cock tease you, pretending she’s not a graphic as fuck fuck in the bedroom, who goes through men and women alike, but who represses all that in public, because it’s bad for the Christian market and kids she sells to, which is something I respect…it’s the old slut mentality, when being a slut was a classier, unspoken thing, before girls like Miley were spreading their assholes on stage for attention, cheapening the whole act of getting fucked cuz fucking is fun…Here is her ass from far enough that you don’t have to see all that is wrong with her…and that works for me…and you know that’s definitely not why she did it, because Taylor Swift, like all these other sluts, even the ones I have sex with, don’t notice me…thaks to the roofies.

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2014

22

Apr

Nina Agdal Showing Some Back Muscles of the Day

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Nina Agdal decided to show off her fitness…and no one really cared, except me, but not because I respect a girl who is paid to be fit, who has a toned body, because she’s paid to be fit, or because I love muscle mass on bitches, because a muscular back is really only something a dude who likes dudes would be very into…since it’s not really all that feminine…at least not in this pose…I like it because her back means I don’t look at her dumb hooker face, a face that looks like it belongs in a home for full-retards, the kind of retard in a helmet drooling on his retard self….a face I tolerate because but her body, especially from the front, looks like it belongs in the bikini campaigns she books…..

ALl this to say, Nina’s not all that hot, has a great body, and her back doesn’t turn me on, but if you have a back fetish, because you know that’s what you’d see fucking her from behind, if you weren’t lost her in asshole, it may be exciting to you…and that’s all I have to say about that, in fact, I’ve said too much…

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2014

22

Apr

Courtney Stodden Isn’t Famous Enough of the Day

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I realize that Courtney Stodden is a useless fame whore nobody, who is talentless as fuck and really offers the world nothing but a tabloid story…

I realize that the only reason people even notice her or her tabloid story is because the tabloids probably own a piece of her and her low level actor husband, or at least own the rights to her story, that they hope to make into a sex tape or reality show the trailer trash of America will watch….

I realize that no one, actually wonders what she is up to….

But I still think she deserves more that 6,000 instagram followers…for a girl who has put so much effort into being a set of big dumb cartoon barbie tits in LA for no reason, needs more support from the people…

Here’s some of her pics, she’s lovely as fuck, the kind of girl you want to bring home to your family, especially during religious holidays.

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER FAME WHORING CLICK HERE

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2014

22

Apr

Carlotte Carey Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Carlotte Carey is a model and she may not be all that famous yet, and she may never be famous, but she’s probably making a living doing this, which is better than actual work I mean all she has to do is show up somewhere, get naked, have pics taken and boom, life is paid, shit gets published, people talk about her and she lands a rich husband…it’s like clockwork for these girls, and it happens over and over again, and the good thing about it, is that it’s better than prosititution, at least for self esteem, even if it is prostitution, but you can spin it better than working a profile on a sugar daddy site…and that’s some magical shit…that isn’t all that magical, it just requires a photogenic face and someone willing to take pics…and this girl is hot, or she takes a good pic…so it all makes sense…

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2014

22

Apr

Nina Senicar Boring Fucking Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve been doing this shit too long, or if bikini companies fucking suck, I just know that I haven’t been inspired about a bikini campaign pretty much ever…I mean pre-porn years, I could jerk off to a good bikini catalog or swimsuit issue, but these days, every fucking girl who isn’t fat posts pics of their bikinis, and shit is usually higher concept and more interesting than these campaigns, because I can actually email the bitch and tell her I’ll make her famous, or that I’ll pay her 100 dollars for her dirty panties…

It’s like this Nina Senicar doesn’t fucking matter, there are a million girls as hot or hotter doing this shit for free, so the ones getting paid, are like hookers…turning a good thing that should be free into a fucking business…

Here’s her campaign…

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