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2014

15

Apr

Elizabeth Gillies Slutty Selfies of the Day

Elizabeth Gillies, who is from some Disney shit, and like all the young fame whores, is out there taking selfies of her big cleavage, because she was raised from a young age to understand what people are looking for and giving them what they want for money, all thanks to her opportunist parents!!

It’s the new age hooker with no soul, dedicated to getting as many hits as possible, and tits get hits…especially after paving the way as some wholesome girl who is on kids shows and is marketed to kids…

They all pretend to be wholesome, but are hollywood and have no soul, and all of these girls are young and eager, and get that they have to play ball to keep their dream alive for themselves and the family….

I guess the only exciting thing is where this is going to go, now that everyone is a dirty sluts, that have to put themselves out there to get work…I mean I assume a dark place…which happens to be my favorite place…where everything I look at is porn…

Elizabeth Gillies is on my radar…

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2014

15

Apr

Abbey Clancy Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is a UK Lingerie model, who is not really a lingerie model, but is pushing 30 and has leveraged her brother’s soccer career, to find herself a soccer playing husband, who she has married and now has a solid retirement plan, that allows her to post in her lingerie and bikinis…for free…because paying her in feeding her ego is better than money for a woman with her husband’s credit card…

Not that it matters, what does matter is how good she looks in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like that…here she is posing in some backless bra for Ultimo lingerie…

Or you go look at her amazing bikini pics if you CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Apr

Brooke Marks Brings the Booty Ballet of the Day

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Brooke Marks Highlights 4: “Monster Ballet” from Brooke Marks on Vimeo.

Her name is Brooke Marks, I assume she’s a porn chick or cam girl, and she producing fucking legendary dance videos of her half naked and showing off her asses and I think I am in love…

She’s some naked, hot, funny raver chick, I want to marry and she makes me happy the internet exists so people like this have a place to be amazing, and I have something fun to jerk off to…

More girls need to be like this….

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2014

15

Apr

Gigi Hadid in her Boyfriends Homo Music Video of the Day

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I have singled out and been abusive towards Gigi Hadid.

She is the really rich Malibu Muslim Barbie, with the multi millionaire father, who got her cast in Guess campaigns, because the founder of Guess is like his brother, and the founder of Guess is also like a brother to the SI Swimsuit editors, leading to Gigi getting that pony she always wanted, only instead of being an actual pony, it was a photoshoot in a major magazine little girls aspire to get…and when you can afford anything, it’s the little things like that, that makes daddy’s princess feel happy…

Now, she’s dating some Australian boy bad singer, who is underage….and she posted this clip from his new video, that she’s in…and for sombre reason I was compelled to post it…a reason I call “Homo shit”…because this is some so fucking homo shit, filled with cum that just got Gay Married, and then Died of AIDS, like it was the 80s HOMO shit…

But I am glad his brat, egotistical girlfriend rich kid, made it all about her…

Here she is in a shitty shoot…

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2014

15

Apr

Micaela Schaefer’s Easter Dress of the DAy

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Part of me hates these low level people who just use the paparazzi for exposure, because they don’t have an actual plan, they aren’t promoting anything, they are just trying to draw attention to themselves by getting naked, or doing whatever it takes to get the paparazzi on board, building an audience I guess they hope makes them money….but the other part of me fucking loves it…

You see without these attention seekers, trying to get more and more creative to get noticed, or written about, the internet would be a boring fucking place…

So when there’s a holiday, or event, or an opportunity to get in stupid costume and make some noise, generate some buzz, and a girl like Micaela Schaefer jumps on it, I kind of love every second of the ridiculousness…It’s that easy girls, just get naked and put yourself out there…I promise to watch.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Apr

Bryanna Holly is Hot for Unleash’d of the Day

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You probably don’t know anything about Bryanna Holly, you’ve probably never heard of her, and you are probably not following her on Instagram, but I know she is…she’s a low level LA instagram model, who fucked one of the Kardashians, and milked that experience as hard as she could to get a level of followers that brands think she’s relevant and a “trendsetter” or “influencer” or whatever the fucking catch phrase is for girls who can push product to their idiot virtual fans….

She’s not all that hot, but I like that she’s openly used her vagina to get to where she’s at, all via Brody Jenner, and for some reason, I endorse that behavior and I am reminded that if you are a hot girl, and you aren’t making over 100k a year off being hot, whether it’s escorting, or fucking stripping, porn or even exploited your boss as his slutty assistant…you’re an idiot…

I think these are for some magazine called Unleash’d…and here’s her booty, because despite being not the hottest, she knows her angles and how to selfie proper…and people know how to use her for followers…I dig it,…enough to post it…

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2014

15

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Tip of the Day

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I don’t really know what this fitness move is, I just know it’s being performed by Izabel Goulart, the hard-faced, hard-bodied, fitness model sent from Fitness heaven/Brazil to make instagram a better place and remind all your fat sluts that if you got to the gym, you may be a model too…

I just know i want to Lick it…

If you don’t like that…here’s a bikini pic…with her hairy legs…because this is a self shot bikini pic, not a Victoria’s Secret studio shot bikini pic…

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2014

15

Apr

Kelly Brook Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Brook posted 3 pictures from what I guess is her lingerie and bikini collection, since that’s the only way Kelly Brook can really monetize her career as a titty model. I mean it’s not like she’s interesting enough to have a reality show, talented enough to act in movies, not that acting really requires talent, it’s more like the ability to lie and troll the fucking world into thinking what you do is important, relevant, or life changing…because that’s what being an egotistical cunt means…

So she’s limited to make money, by licensing her name, promoting products, and I guess that’s what she’s doing, even though she’s barely famous in my mind…and rightfully so, because her body is doughy as fuck, she’s pushing 40 and she’s likely pregnant again, thanks to her big black boyfriend, and this time she won’t strategically have a miscarriage, because it’s time to mom-up…

So take in these tits, they are about to get more milk filled, not that you care, because it’s Kelly Brook and no one cares about Kelly Brook.

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2014

15

Apr

Lacey Banghard’s Weird Sex Selfie Video of the Day

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Here’s another Glamour model from the UK…her name is Lacey Banghard and she’s in this ridiculous video of her taking selfies of herself for the LAD MAG youtube channel, which means you won’t see her nipples, you can google her to see her nipples…

But you can see a low level stripper-type with a porno name, totally misguided from her mission or destined quest of being a stripper, you know what the stars and BLOODY moon had lined up for her….and that’s always fun, I guess…I mean I find it boring as fuck, but people seem to think it’s awesome, thanks to tits, so here it is…

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2014

15

Apr

Dude Spells His Name Proper And Other Videos of the Day

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This dude is ridiculous…but if you don’t like the way he spells his name….here are other videos…

A Dog and a Tiger Playing…because it’s cute…

The Girl with Uncontrolable Orgasms

The Comedian Flight Attendent….

Here are some Conjoined Twins…

Pharrell Williams Crying on Oprah…because he’s either full of shit about being proud of spreading his word and his work to the world…or maybe…he legitimately feels like he’s made it now that he’s gone viral, or maybe he’s crying because he’s making so much money…and Oprah gets it…monetize off inspiring idiots.

The model pranksters and their screw the poor prank – made me laugh. – because it shows how full of shit people are as they pretend to care – but don’t actually care…

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