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2014

31

Mar

Cara Delevingne Topless on the Beach with her Boyfriend Michelle Rodriguez of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is pretty sloppy for a top model…especially when she’s topless and making out with her girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez, in what I assume is 98 percent publicity stunt, you know play up the lesbian card, since every fucking girl in the world is a lesbian, at least every girl I try to meet and have sex with, but that could just be a line to not have sex with me…which makes sense.

I mean I don’t care who fucks who, as long as I get to watch…but I do care when someone is celebrated for being something great, when clearly they aren’t great, all because Karl Lagerfeld said she was great…

I think these topless pics, speak for their attention seeking self.

Madam Meow – The Genius Paparazzi – Took a Lot of Pics of Them on the Beach…and I mean A LOT….
TO SEE ALL THE LESBIAN PICS
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TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEM MAKING OUT WHILE TOPLESS FOR THE PAPARAZZI…
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2014

31

Mar

Natalie Dormer for April’s GQ of the Day

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I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but thanks to the internet I know that it starts next week now that the Zombie one is over, because all the peasants who are into this TV shit on my feeds have made sure I know it…

I don’t ono what her character is, I just know this is marketing for the premiere, but I can tell you one thing…she has a lesbian hipster haircut this season…and if that’s not exciting, maybe these pics are cuz she is kinda hot…

Posted in:Natalie Dormer

2014

31

Mar

Miranda Kerr for May’s GQ UK of the Day

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Miranda Kerr decided to show off what may be new tits in GQ…because she’s on her own and doing all she can to get work, noticed and really have a last hurrah now that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give a fuck about her…

And the highlight for me wasn’t the pretty hot pics, but rather the bullshit she spewed about one night stands, when the entire world knows she fucked Justin Bieber like a perverted freak and that is why she’s no longer married and fired from Victoria’s Secret..

On being more confident about sex:
“The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,” she says. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him… I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.”

Here are the pics.

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2014

31

Mar

Top 100 Pics on Instagram from ULTRA of the Day

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EDM is a joke. I feel like it takes these DJ producers 10 minutes to make a song that these 30 year old chicks on MDMA eat up like they were 18 and half retarded, because the EDM scene seems to be just as much Quarter Life crisis of mainstream 9-5ers holding onto the dream, as it is 18 year olds learning how to party….its some Rave comeback from the 90s, that for someone who went to raves, seems really weird…But Bikinis and drugged out girls partying…aren’t all that bad…even if all these fucking drone peasant 9-5ers are all the same….

It was ULTRA this weekend, A huge Miami event for these people and here are the best pics I could find.

The Plur Candy Kid Handshake:

Here’s some chick in New York proving you don’t need to be at ULTRA in Miami to twerk

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2014

31

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski is Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about Emily Ratajkowski and her freakishly weird belly button, is that she will fade into obscurity. You see she was a busty topless model who tried so fucking hard to make it. She shot with every photographer she could, yet no one fucking cared about her, or noticed her, except for me…and then all of a sudden, she’s cast in a massive massive music video as the key tits…and boom…over…booking jobs, booking movie roles, booking Sports Illustrated, all while being average at best, a little bird-faced and despite being in her early 20s, like she got her face rebuilt by botox and other fillers…

I don’t hate her, I just laugh at how the internet works, one thing goes viral, and it brings all the pieces that are part of it up with it, but like all things with no talent to back up what she does, and when another smoke-and-mirror Kanye West groupie comes along, the world will forget that Emily Ratajkowski ever existed…except maybe for me, because I think she’s lovely, even if she’s stopped communicating with me now that she’s famous, despite communicating with me before she was famous on a regular basis…I’m not mad, it’s expected from fake-ness…it’s just the internet.

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2014

31

Mar

Mental Illness Makes All Things Better and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy people, whether they are born that way, or have developed into a lunatic thanks to the way society works, or even if it’s all due to drugs…make everything better, even shitty things like your commute to work.

Here’s a bull calf getting revenge:

Here’s a girl being assaulted by the police in a Tuscon Riot…

An old video of a circus bear attacking handler then fucking off on his scooter….

Fat Russian Girl Shows her Athleticism

Posted in:Videos

2014

31

Mar

Kimberly Garner Tit Slip of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is a UK Reality Star, who is actually pretty hot and has managed to leverage her hotness into a brand of bikinis and some other bullshit that makes her more money that you, since the UK love these trashy hooker bitches, and buy into their nonsense…

Well it turns out she took a very important page out of the attention seeking low level celebrity book, and that’s pull your tit out for the paparazzi in a subtle way, because tits may just be tits, so no big deal, but websites love talking about them…even me…because…TITS>

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2014

31

Mar

Joanna Krupa Pretends She Didn’t Know Her Dress Was See Through of the Day

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“It’s unfortunate that the flashes ruined the look of this gorgeous Michael Costello gown and made it look sheer”

” This is what I mean ruined by flash!”

It is funny to think that Joana Krupa, attention seeking clown who has spent her life dedicated to getting to this level of low level fame, would actually pretend on instagram that her see through dress every site is posting to talk about her nipples, was not strategic but in fact a real shame because it didn’t allow the dress to look as beautiful as it was meant to be. Damn flashes.

What an obvious, egotistical cunt.

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2014

31

Mar

Adrianne Curry Ripped for Old Times of the DAy

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You probably don’t remember Adrianne Curry because she doesn’t really matter and never really mattered. She was more of a chronic reality TV illness when reality TV infected the world. From bullshit top model shows, to living with other celebrities, to marrying one of those celebrities and having a show built around them…leading to a great career as a twitter personality who goes to comicon conventions in cosplay…

I mean she single handedly proved that people will watch pretty much anything, and pay attention to even the worst human, as long as it is on TV…

I like to think her claim to fame is when she told me off on Social Medai…

Well if you’ve been wondering about where she’s been, and you haven’t been, she’s been working out and here are her muscles. She’s the worst. Even when she’s SHOWING HER NIPPLES

Remember – she doesn’t matter.

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2014

31

Mar

Natalia Vodianova for ETAM of the Day

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Back in February, I posted THESE ETAM CATALOG PICS WITH NATALIA VODIANOVA …saying how I hate catalog bikini pics, since they lack creativity….and are generally boring on all fronts, but sometimes when you dust off an old top model, who is in her 30s and who has been married and had three kids with at least one billionaire, as Russian girls do…because let’s face it, modelling is a great front from being an international escort who can find a rich husband in the most politically correct of ways…all glamour all the time…

So here she is in more catalog shots, that may suck, but that I think are lovely enough to post.

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