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2014

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

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2014

21

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

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If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom..

Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

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2014

21

Mar

Zippora Seven Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Zippora Seven is some bikini model, who isn’t really a real model, but one of those shoots for free to get noticed model…and that’s a good thing, because she does it naked…

In fact, her hippie parents put her into nude modelling when she was only 16, which caused a huge scandal back when she was 16, and I guess has take that child prodigy nude model skill set that requires just getting nude to America…

I am all for random no name girls trying to get noticed by getting naked…seriously…I think it’s the smartest thing a girl can do…so good job ZIppora…

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2014

21

Mar

Selena Gomez Artistic and Naked on Instagram of the Day

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Selena Gomez is very strategic in everything she does, that’s why she makes a lot of money. Whether it is a fake relationship with Bieber for the media attention, or producing Spring Breakers, to break free from Disney, without ever letting anyone know it was her movie, she’s just knows what’s up, has a good team, and is doing the borderline interesting enough for the media to talk about right…

That’s why her nudes on Instagram are all artistic, soft focus, through a sheer curtain, and not spread eagled in a selfie for a “boyfriend”…which is really too bad, because I don’t consider a nude a nude, unless there is labia.

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2014

21

Mar

Crackhead of the Day

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So this happened in Vietnam, where some dude got into an old stash of Agent Orange, or some other lady boy peddled shit, and dude thinks he is swimming in the middle of the street, because his delusions from the drugs he is on make him feel like he is in the ocean, and that’s some seriously gangster drugs….making dude the Crackhead of the Day…a title that comes with no prize other than the recognition of being awesome…

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Mar

Gisele’s Yoga Pose on Instagram of the Day

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Here is Gisele meditating in a yoga pose after all that noise about her 4 acre, 40 million dollar home, that she’s lived in for a few weeks being put up for sale…

I haven’t really figured out why people care that when you’re a well paid, pretty much retired model, with a star athlete husband, 40 million dollars in not all that money, but more importantly, you have a lot of time to project manage renovations, and when those renovations are done, it’s good to move onto the next project rather than being bored.

Maybe it’s because people are amazed that someone can live in a 40 million dollar house, but maybe that time is better spent making 40 million dollars to buy your own fucking house, you jealous cunt….because you see Gisele Doesn’t give a fuck, she’s Yoga Posing…

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2014

21

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Instagram Creep of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…lingerie her bald headed, action star husband probably jerks off all over when not fucking other girls when they are apart, because like all bald dudes, even the rich ones, he probably likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness….like they do with your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…

All this to say…you life sucks.

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2014

21

Mar

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in Jeans of the Day

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I don’t really like acknowledging the existence of Kim Kardashian, other than to laugh at how bad she fucks in her sex tape, yet shit got her to this level of fame…for doing nothing…

I think her show represents all that is wrong in our society…I don’t think that necessarily makes her a bad person, it’s like take the money and run…but I do think that she doesn’t do any good with her visibility…See I don’t know her, she may be sweet and amazing, but what I see of her, is fucking devil work…and that devil may be her mom, who apparently has a sex tape coming out, but this bitch is an adult, so the devil lives in her…

That said, I do like fat asses in tight jeans, no matter how many kids they have, no matter how jacked up their vaginas look in those jeans, no matter who they are on…because shit is comical, like a bad cartoon…

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2014

21

Mar

Elizabeth Gillies Instagram Creep of the Day

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Elizabeth Gillies is someone who I have never heard of, because unlike you I don’t masturbate to Nickelodeon…I prefer the girls I fantasize about to not to be annoying tweens in annoying tween tv…but like all girls on TV, especially Tween bullshit, she’s trying to attention seek her own way, the only way she knows how, because the thing with actors is that they love attention, otherwise they’d be behind the cameras, and lucky for you, that way involves being a little revealing and slutty, to break down the wall of kids shows..to let ppl know, these tits are real actors and ready fore real roles…

I am okay with that.

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2014

21

Mar

Miranda Kerr and Her Implants Take Selfies from H&M of the Day

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So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok:

With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is…

All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants…

But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended…

But apparently, she still gets work. Fun

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