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2014

14

Mar

Michelle Jenneke Does Worldstar of the Day

Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white…

Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban…

But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler…

Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…

Posted in:Michelle Jenneke

2014

14

Mar

My Kind of Girl of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with this girl – But I know I want to date her…

If you don’t like that…here’s a video of a 70 year old pulled over for an expired license getting shot for reaching for his cane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Mar

Adèle Exarchopoulos Naked for Numero of the Day

I have always been into movies based on their sexual content…

I have always watched foreign movies because their sex scenes were just better…a lot of times…those sex scenes were actual sex…If I ever wrote a movie, it would have real sex in it, because hollywood soft core romantic comedy sex is fucking bullshit…and when you are paying actors a lot of money to pretend to be someone else…they might as well be someone else and fuck like someone else on camera…

So Adèle Exarchopoulos is some french actress who is amazing and hot…who was in a real sex movie last year and who has since done nude photoshoots for magazines…because in the rest of the world..nipples aren’t porn…and here she is for numero…looking’ lovely..


Here she is in INTERVIEW

Here she is in HER HOT MOVIE SEX SCENES

Here she is in GQ

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Rebekah Underhill Naked for Dry Magazine by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Rebekah Underhill is a signed model, who unlike the nude “model” who was shooting amateur art erotic for Terry Richardson 4 years ago, before turning lesbian feminist and hating him enough to leverage that experience for her personal gain…. CHARLOTTE WATERS ….

This Rebekah Underhill is getting nude for a Magazine called DRY that would make me wet if I was Ellen and didn’t have Ellen’s penis…but rather the vagina she pretends to have…because I love models with bush more than I love life itself…and I am on a campaign to save the bush…because it is erotic…but more importantly, I like Rebekah Underhill’s look and the fact that she knows her role, and gets naked for that role, because modelling is a better job than working at Walmart as a cashier…

Either way she’s hot

Posted in:Rebekah Underhill|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk|Uncategorized

2014

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about some hangovers is that you’re still drunk. I am pretty sure it’s that kind of day…but then again, in a world where a plane goes missing, probably for insurance reasons, you can’t be too sure of anything…nothing is real, except maybe for love…but even that will rape your insides…or leave you in prison…

Here are some morning links…

Scarjo’s Pregnant Boobs
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Thanks to these Anti Vaccine Parents – The Black Plague is Making a Comeback
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13 Athlete Photographers
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This Guy and his Cosplay Kills Me
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt!
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Terry Said He’s a Victim – He Also Made 50 Million Dollars Last Year…
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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THESE GIRLS STICK IN THEIR VAGINAS NIGHTLY
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NBC is doing a Rosemary’s Baby Mini-Series…What?
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The Strangest Things Overheard in Line Waiting for Movies at SXSW
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Best Job Ever
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk….but not drunk enough.

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Bitch on a Bulldozer
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Guy Doing the Worst Cosplay Ever
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Hot Workout Short Pics
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Britney in a Smart Car
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Winnie Cooper in Short Spandex Shorts
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First Sniff a First Kiss Parody
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Kylie Jenner Tries on Kim’s Bikini…Ok..
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Rihanna and Drake Holding Hands!
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Dictionary of TV Nerd Terminology
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt
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Jordan Carver is Such a Slut
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Jessie Andrews – Music Video
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Colin Powell Selfie
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Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Shaq Spends 1000 dollars a Week on Apps
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Sophia Bush in Maxim
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Anastasia Ashley is on a Boat
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Paula Labaredas is hot in Jeans
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Awkward Boner GIF
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Sasha Grey is Some Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Was in the True Detective Opening
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Lena Dunham in Glamour Scares Me
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I Like Me Some Faith
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Cameron Diaz Throwback Topless Beach
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Rita Ora is Kinda Hot and Half Naked on Set
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Jennifer Lopez Booty in Pink Pants
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Emma Watson Gets Sexy for Elle
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Alex Jones Panties
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Ashley Tisdale LEgs
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Benedict Cumberbatch Photobombing U2
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Maitland Ward Pokies
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Rumer Willis has a Hot Ass
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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Broke Up
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First Handjob – First Kiss Parody
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Courtney Stodden is a Goddess
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Jessica Alba is Hot at a Nylon Party
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Cristy Rice in a Bikini
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Lily Allen Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Is Fun To Look At
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Natasha Oakley Looks Good in a Bikini
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Style Icon of the Day
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Top 10 Porn #THONG #THURSDAYS
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Lohan was a Failure on 2 Broke Girls – Who Were Using Her To Get Press – You See They Wanted her to Fail
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Latex at the Gym
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Amateur Strip
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Hidden Hotel Cam – Shower
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Babe Does a Dance
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Monster Dildo!
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

US Airways Plane Crash Selfie of the Day

I’ve flown on US Airways before, it is some seriously ghetto shit…I am surprised this is the first time one of their planes went down…that is assuming that their planes weren’t re-purposed accidented planes….

Either way, this pic is so good.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

13

Mar

The Model Terry Richardson Came on of the Day

If you’re wondering who the classy girl letting the photographer shoot up her skirt….

Her name is Charlotte Waters and I don’t even want to say her name…because she has come out as the model who Terry Richardson came on, in a time when she wanted to be a model, and allowed Terry Richardson to cum on her….like she let Kern shoot up her skirt…and obviously, she came out, that was the whole point of her going on reddit to call Terry out in the first place…Fame and the support of confused feminists who don’t know Terry….

The fact, from my perspective is that she shot with Terry because she was a groupie, flattered and trying to increase her profile. She let whatever happen and didn’t give any signs of being not into it because she was into it…only 4 years later, now that she’s a feminist and her modelling career didn’t work out for her…she’s pulling the I am a victim card to seek attention.

To say a dude abuses his power to fuck girls, or cum on girls, is bullshit, girls can choose who they fuck, when they fuck them and it’s just that fucking simple. If a girl fucks me cuz I have a website, girls fuck me cuz I have a website, is that really my fault…just like if a girl fucks a dude with a Ferrari cuz he has a Ferrari his fault for having a Ferrari

Obviously, she’s going to play the feminist card…but when I see that she’s shot for notorious nude photographer Richard Kern, I know exactly the kind of girl she is…

So VOCATIV did this exclusive interview wither her that I didn’t read because I already know what her hustle s…

I will also say I know, personally, at least 20 people who know Terry Richardson casually, professionally, and as legitimate friends with him…and not one person has ever said he was sleazy, or that he is disrespectful…and that makes me think if this did happen, it was because the girl was actively participating…

Not to mention, she’s really not that hot, and cumming on her face probably made her more appealing to begin with…you know like ugly porn chicks are hotter cuz they do porn..

Here’s the interview if you care about a Groupie upset things didn’t work out for her….because groupies love groupie-ing-until the groupie-ing is done. Groupies are their own breed of pathetic…

CLICK MORE TO SEE THE INTERVIEW IF YOU CARE

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Posted in:Groupie

2014

13

Mar

Emma Watson Does Elle of the Day

Emma Watson was in Elle.

I am only posting it because I find Emma Watson a funny character, only because her fan base, a ridiculously loyal fan base, is made up by a huge percentage of creepy perverts that are Harry Potter fans and who watched her grow up. You know, who waited for the day she turned 18 to jerk off to her…like most creepy pervert fans who have obsessive behavior about random nerd shit…

Posted in:Emma Watson