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2014

21

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Volleball of the Day

Sports Illustrated has a bunch of above average, but hardly amazing, models that they put into a magazine every year, wearing nothing but bikinis and white America…who don’t have access to a data plan on their phone go nuts…

I hate giving them attention, because it feeds into the egos of these girls, who I don’t even think really make money modelling, since they do this for free, yet think they are important because they did a free shoot for a magazine with good circulation…

Well, they’ve been having their Publicty Stunt with the paparazzi in Miami that involves beach volleyball and here are some of the pics…because I assume you are white AMerica and into this kind of busty…over celebrated…too much positive enforcement girls…

TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE MODELS AT ALL THE EVENTS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2014

21

Feb

Asshole Driver of the Day

Here’s a dude driving out of a gas station slamming some old guy because the old guy was out of line…and the cops are apparently looking for him…which I guess makes sense since he ran someone over…but also bums me out because I think it’s our god given right to run over a motherfucker if we are in a car and he’s on foot and gets snappy and runs his mouth off at us…it’s called consequences of your actions…don’t fuck with someone in a car…but no…the law has to step in and ruin our fun…If we were still cavemen, sure we wouldn’t have cars, but we’d wouldn’t have some third party regulating how we teach motherfuckers a lesson..

Who really cares, the run over dude survived, there’s hardly a story here.

Posted in:Videos

2014

21

Feb

I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with…

I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with their choices…but this Hoopes chick is 23, looks 29, rocking porn tits..made the cut and I want to have sex with her…

Not that that’s saying much, I would have sex with rancid ground beef..

Here are some of her instagram pics…

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes

2014

21

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You know what I realized last night…that Mark Zuckerberg and I are pretty much the same person…just two assholes with websites…

Here are some links…

Hot Girls With Messy Rooms
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It’s Apparently Not an Emma Stone Nude Pic
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The Best Mail Box Ever
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Some Bullshit About Mila Kunis
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This Dog is Horrible at Playing Catch
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Extreme Pizza Delivery
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THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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Women’s Curling Narrated
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So Much Pussy Pussy Pussy
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Feb

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Their names are Lisa and The Red Fox and they bring great joy to my drunken night of drunken rejection which shouldn’t really even be an issue, or get me down, since rejection is kinda what I do, and I am used to it, and wouldn’t know how to react if I wasn’t getting rejected…plus I am a married man and just out there joking around to entertain myself anyway…but it’s still better to come home to a couple Eastern European girls who don’t talk back because they are pictures…touching each other…right….

Maybe I’m a pervert…wait…I am a pervert…

TO SEE THESE GIRLS GET REAL HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was watching my wife cry.

That sounds worse than it actually is..

I mean considering she’s the one who ruined my life…

You’d think I’d be the one crying…

That said…I’ll always have Macbud rocking’ DrunkenSweatshop Shirts …to get me through the day and make me feel alive..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christina Aguilera Pregnant a Second TIme with a Different Dad…Shit’s Gonna Get Fat Again
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Next Level Insane Rob Ford GIF
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Kim Kardashian Does Not Have Ass Implants Even Though She HAs Ass Implants
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Fit Chick…Solid Splits
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Beayonce’s Fat ASs in a Dress
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Jessie J in Some Spandex Amazingness
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in White Pants
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Korean High School Yearbook Weirdness
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leggings
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The Sounds of Women’s Curling…
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Can Silence Drive You Crazy
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Victoria Beckham Had Her Implants Removed – A Retrospective
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Emma Watson – Giant Bow
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Serious Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes
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Canada VS USA
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Weirdest Teens Making Out Video
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Eat That Ass. EAT THAT ASS! ANASTASIA ASHLEY PAPARAZZI ASS
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Olivia Wilde MAking Out at a Basketball Game
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Nip Slip of the Day
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Nicole Neal Should Be on Your Radar!
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The Wolf in Sochi is a Kimmel Prank
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Big Girls Wobblin’
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Sarah Jessica Parker Face
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11 Animals Riding Tortoise
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The Hottest Rihanna Pics
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Cindy Crawford – Hard Nipples
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Paris Hilton Panty-Less Biohazard
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Hot Firm Greek Ass
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Weridest Snowmobile Ever
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Katy Perry’s New Video
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Natasha Oakley Big Sloppy Tits in a Bikini
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Ashley Greene Hard Nipples
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I like Girl’s Abs
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Drunk Bitch of the Day
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Coolest Sneakers in the Game
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Duke University Student Does Porn…
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Some Chick with Huge Tits
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Blondie Naked in the Pool…
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Big Titty Amateur
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A Couple Babes Grabbing Each Other’s Tits
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Buy Bonnie Rotten’s Bikini on Ebay
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Shaved Vag on Beach
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Crazy Fucking Insertion
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Girl Fucks a Chair…
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Lesbian Fisting
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41 Minutes a Girl and her Webcam
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Some Chick Stripping on the BEach
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Thursday Thong Report
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Girl in Changing…room
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Hot Chick Amy Veronica Having Lesian
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Check out the elite escorts the celebrities hire – ? GO

THE CRAZIEST AND BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!PICK THEM UP!! FUCK THEM!!
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

20

Feb

Gigi Hadid Topless for V Magazine of the Day


Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS.

To see all the Sports Illustrated Shit CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

20

Feb

Doutzen Kroes in Lingerie for Sunday Times of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a pregnant lingerie model…who is out doing lingerie modelling while pregnant…unless of course she’s not actually pregnant when these were shot…even though if she was it would be way hotter…kinda like some “high” fashion ready to drop porn…something that High Fashion is missing…and I’m not talking getting a pregnant Cindy Crawford posing naked on the cover of Vogue while pregnant, I’m talking full on trying to hide the fetus inside her cuz she wants one more job to help pay for the baby formula before the stripclub makes her stop working due to insurance purposes…

Either way, hot pics.

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2014

20

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party in Miami of the DAy

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party happened in Miami and their gang of average at best, bottom of the barrel, models who get way too much hype, attention, ego because they are celebrated even though they do this for free, because Sports Illustrated Swimsuit still has some kind of allure, even if it is a relic of a different generation where HD Porn wasn’t available to every handheld device…even if their prestige is white trash mainstream shit…and not something of quality….at least based on Kate Upton and Chrissy Teigen alone…

So last night was the night they all got dolled up, felt important, like the fat girl at prom…and a whole lot of tits came out to be exclusive and feel special for the night…

I am sure not all the girls are horrible, just 80 percent of them…

Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, or fingering models on the dance floor..I guess we’ll never know…cuz this is the life I live..and shit already happened…

Sports Illustrated doesn’t matter, why am I talkin about them.

TO SEE PICS FROM ALL THEIR SHIT PARTIES CLICK HERE and work your way back….

To see all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Content CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2014

20

Feb

Natalia Vodianova For Etam Of the Day

I generally hate any catalog bikini pics but I like Natalia Vodianova even though she’s 100 in the modelling world…she just has a rocking’ body that is old enough to remember communist Russia, and more importantly escaping communist russia, so for whoever is dating her, they can always show her pictures of her cold water flat when she misbehaves, only to threaten to send her back…even though she’s probably worth a lot of money…and that would never happen…but we are all allowed to have dreams…even mine involve her being a mail order bride..who knows her place in the world…rather than this amazingly hot success…

Here are the pics for her ETAM campaign.

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova