2014
14
Feb
This is perfect for the tail end of Valentine’s Day…some really ugly reporter who must have been hot early on in her career was reporting some train derailment and some dude runs in and says “Fuck her right in the pussy”…
Now you could have just watched it to figure that one out, but I’m drunk and this is better than listening to my wife heavy breathing…
Posted in:Videos
2014
14
Feb
I want to make it clear…
I do not encourage beating up women…not even on Valentine’s Day when they need to be taught that it is a bullshit event used to stimulate the economy in the cold dark winter months…that despite being a bitter and angry dude, but only because I need to stay in with my wife, rather than trying to sleep with random sad under 25 year old girls
I do not encourage beating up women, not even when they deserve it. Not even when they ask for it cuz it makes them cum…but more importantly…I don’t encourage girls to date guys who are capable of this…
But I do find it ironic to post a video of some psycho beating his gf and some other psycho who rigged the manhole to stuff a girl in…on Valentines Day…the day of puppies, chocolate, flowers, poetry…and love…
Posted in:Videos
2014
14
Feb
Here’s a video of some average snowboarder hitting the streets of New York during their snowstorm that New Yorkers all freaked out about while Canadians laughed at because that looks like summer here…and I thought it was pretty well done..otherwise I wouldn’t bother posting it…I mean nothing says valentines day like an average at best urban snowboard video…
Posted in:Videos
2014
14
Feb
Apparently this is Kendall Jenner playing model because her family is rich and she can be anything she wants to be – her mom just pays them…and because Marc Jacobs loves the celebrity endorsement to draw attention to his collection and fashion show…
And with being a model…she’s showing her nipples…because that’s what models fucking do…and those who don’t just don’t get the industry, the job ahead of them, or the point of their whole existence…
Tits are just tits, but some tits are more fun to see…like these…because they are 18 and don’t need to be exposed…yet they are…like Valentine’s Day Magic…
Here is her Hairy Face…
Here is her Hairy Chest….
She is a Kardashian by association / Troll / Sent from hell to eat our souls…after all…
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2014
14
Feb
I am in love with CASSANDRA DAWN …and not just because it is Valentine’s Day…but because she’s serious hotness…
I should be be writing her love poems…or romance novels…all on her instagram…because last time I checked…the instagram of bikini models is always where they fall in love…especially to someone as charming as me…
It is Valentine’s Day after all…But instead I am more into crying about where my ice has gone wrong…and why I am writing about these babes…while married to something that looks like it belongs on a Dairy farm.
This isn’t about me, it’s about Cassandra Dawn and her bikini photos…that are amazing..
Posted in:Cassandra Dawn
2014
14
Feb
Nothing says Valentines Day like a good cunt punch or vag kick…because this is the foundation of Romance and what it is all about…and any girl telling you otherwise, not willing to let you kick her in the cunt…just doesn’t love you…and is telling you to get out.
Posted in:Videos
2014
14
Feb
It’s Valentine’s Day and amazingly hot actress SARA MALAKUL LANE wants you to be her Valentine…
I don’t think you should look at this too long, I will get jealous and hate you, because I want Sara Malakul Lane all for myself.
The good news is that although she doesn’t answer my messages, she hasn’t blocked me on her INSTAGRAM either, so there is hope that one day this half Thai…hopefully not the genital half…but even if it was the genital half I would be willing to explore that half…cuz when it’s attached to this babe it’s hardly gay…will one day be mine…
Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane
2014
14
Feb
I realize that there is nothing erotic about anything Lady Gaga does…even if she was masturbating on stage or in video with a Victoria’s Secret model, the Lady Gaga factor in the room would kinda ruin it all…she’s just got this face that scares the fuck out of me…but not enough to not grab her ass one night when drunk before she was really famous…and back then, around 5 years ago, her ass, despite her face was fucking firm and amazing…but it didn’t turn me on, but then again I am impotent and not much gets me hard these days…I blame the hormones in the food…or maybe the male hormones in Gaga.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2014
14
Feb
It’s nice to see plus sized marine mammals getting work on the beach…it’s like usually they just make a documentary on these fuckers to try to shut down Sea World…that everyone watches and feels bad about until they book their trip to San Diego and go to Sea World…
Sure I am not into overrated fat chicks…modelling shoes, at least I assume this is for shoes, fat chicks love shoes…but I am into celebrating that however awful the new SI cover is, at least it’s not Kate Upton, but rather the 3 other models who get the most buzz on social media..
Because SI are a bunch of whores who use whores to make money.
Posted in:Kate Upton
2014
14
Feb
If you want to rape your ears on Valentines Day, because rape is the only way you know how to show yourself any love, I think this music video by rockstar, who is barely a rockstar, but rather a teen star who was raised rich pretending to be hard by investing her gossip girl money into her music career…cuz I guess she finds it cool…
I prefer less rape, more mute all to see the 3 seconds of her naked…but covered…life changing people..
Posted in:Taylor Momsen
