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2014

04

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett Bikini Modelling of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett is a bikini model from Ireland, which is a concept that some of you may have a hard time grasping, like a black person in the KKK or a Jewish Nazi, because even if Ireland has more than just potatoes, like beaches, I just assumed didn’t have any sun, because the Irish girls I know, melt when they leave their houses…if they aren’t too hung over to leave their houses before sunset…

Making Rosalind and anomaly I like, you know much better than some weird mutant freak locked in the basement, because when the outcast, or outsider, or the the freak is a fucking rocking’ body bikini babe rocking’ her BEACH RIOT BIKINI ….I fully fucking support..and even follow home if I’m lucky enough…

She’s amazing…follow her on INSTAGRAM

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2014

04

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming…

She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars…

Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.

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2014

04

Feb

Angry People of the Day

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People are generally too happy in this medicated world…I considering the fact that the whole world is sad and broken souls thanks to the media making us feel inadequate, useless and like failures…you’d think there would be more short fuse fits of rage…and higher suicide rates…and to celebrate that here are three videos of people getting mad that brought me joy.

Angry guy at the Dry Cleaners…

Angry Broncos Fan…

Angry eviction…

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Feb

Stage Mom of the DAy

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Carrie Michalka is the stage mom behind Alyson & Amanda Michalka…who you may not remember or know, but who were on Disney bullshit and pretty famous at a young age, something that only happens when you have a mom with an ego who either thinks she deserved to be famous, but life as a trailer park stripper with a meth addiction got in the way, or who has an ego and this her kids or really anything she shits out of her ass, pussy or mouth is gold…gold the world needs to experience, putting a fire under her ass to get them cast in shit, our just an enterprising individual who realizes managing these assholes who ruined your fucking life and body…who owe you more than 20 percent of their earning since you gave them life…are easier to exploit than working as a cocktail waitress…

That said, whatever her storyline is, she’s fucking amazing and these pics she posted of herself…are good enough to fap to, because she’s got so much going for her on so many levels…and one of those things she’s still kinda hot…and deserves the fame she always wanted…I am a fan

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2014

04

Feb

Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out..

I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck…

Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…

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2014

04

Feb

Izabel Goulart Has a Pretty Shitty Face of the Day

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Izabel Goulart proves that when she’s not showing off her fitness…through instagram pics of her fitness…or Victoria’s Secret shoots of half nakedness…that I am usually impressed by because having a fit body is a fucking accomplishment that takes serious work and dedication that the average lazy motherfucker doesn’t have because they are too busy eating donuts…she’s got a pretty shitty face…that is up on some Sarah Jessica Parker…fort shaped, Jay Leno chin weirdness…just masculine and hard…but I guess when you know what’s under these shitty outfits…none of that face really matters…

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2014

04

Feb

Fabiana Semprebom Vix Swimwear Catalog Pics of the Day

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Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model, who I’ve never heard of, who like so many other Brazilians before her, may have a penis…no wait…who like so many other Brazilian models before her, has been recruited by Victoria’s Secret, but unlike so many other Brazilian models before her, they used her once and never bothered with her again…and now at 29…she’s still working…doing very important campaigns like this one for VIX Swimwear, which is practically Victoria’s Secret…I mean they both do bikinis and are start with the letter V….

Speaking of V…I wonder how much of an inny or outty her V is…because thanks to photoshop I can’t tell if she’s got testicles…but I can tell that bikini catalog pics fucking suck.

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2014

04

Feb

Claudia Romani’s Butthole of the Day

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I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists…

I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller…

That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul

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2014

04

Feb

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Tits of the Day

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The world can never have too many Glamour models and thanks to the hormones in the food, and the non existent barrier of entry, and the low standards and requirements needed to become a Glamour model, there’s an endless supply of these girls…they are like a renewable resource that no matter how many years you live…your need or want of busty topless girls posing in magazines..or websites will be filled…and I guess there’s some level of comfort in that…isn’t there…maybe more so for people who were never breast fed as a child and who need tits or pics of tits to feel less anxious…a fetish far less creepy than paying girls to shit on you.

Posted in:Holly Peers|Rosie Jones

2014

04

Feb

Paz de la Huerta in some Nurse 3D Promo Pics of the Day

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I saw these pictures the other day of Paz de la Huerta promoting some ridiculousness called Nurse 3D, which based not the promo pics, looks like some of the best cinematic work to hit the world since Titanic.

I’m talking some straight to DVD garbage that gets her naked and covered in fake blood, like some kind of period fetish film, because despite booking an HBO show she got killed off of, she’s really the straight to DVD caliber actress..I mean even in Boardwalk empire her hipster bush and a willingness to show it was the only reason she was there….a holster bush I fell in love with and wrote long songs for…that were ignored because I don’t think Paz knows how to read…but she does know how to get naked and that’s an easier way to make money.

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