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2014

05

Feb

Kimberly Wyatt Ski Jumper I Want to Get Pregnant of the Day

With SOCHI being hated for their “Anti-Gay” publicity stunts, to the JOURNALISTS HATING THEIR HOTEL ROOMS BECAUSE THEY ARE DIVAS, to Sean White pulling out of Boardercross like it was Bar Refaeli and he didn’t want to get her pregnant…the UK are celebrating the Winter Olympics with a Reality show up on some Japanese TV inspired insanity where they get celebs like low level celebs…like Kimberly Wyatt from the Pussycat Dolls…competing in Olympic winter sports…like ski jumping and it is pretty fucking hot…because it doesn’t have Nicole Scherzinger’s dick taking away all the attention from Kimberly’s spandex pants for a change…

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like the toilet signs in Sochi…

Posted in:Kimberly Wyatt

2014

05

Feb

Selena Gomez Legs in a Giant Sweater of the Day

Despite her Lupus face…that’s what I call her pudgy little cheeks, because she has Lupus and because I assume she on some kind of steroids to help manage it, since Lupus is reverse HIV and not sexually transmitted, which is too bad when you think of it, because stories that came out yesterday say Bieber devirginized her something I have a hard time believing considering she was on Barney and the whole kids TV world, like school bus driving, is filled with pedos, would mean he would have Lupus too, and with that, we could hope for a premature death..

That said, other stories have come out today saying she was in Rehab last month, saying she fell off the rails, was abusing prescription pills like she was Philip Seymour, you know a tormented young millionaire who’s mom exploited her at 6 and who has always been trying to do her best as people watch, never living a normal life, never really being allowed to screw up, while surrounded by Bieber’s team who probably got her hooked on the pills in the first place..to forget that she had Bieber’s 9 inch cock in her…

Either way, she’s in a sweater showing off her legs and I think she’s looking’ kinda cute, but I always like the broken down, damaged, tormented souls with horrible exploitative parents…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Shameless Sex Scene of the Day

Emmy Rossum is a Shameless kind of girl and not just because I am an asshole type journalist or blogger who likes speaking in puns so that I can write NO PUN INTENDED or PUN INTENDED if I really want to piss off anyone with a brain…

Emmy Rossum is Shameless because she booked the show knowing she had to get naked, that led to her getting naked in pretty much every episode, all in exchange for money and more fame…pretty much the easy way…

Now I don’t have any problem, with any reason, any girl want to be a stripper, hooker or work in the sex trade using her body to get ahead..

I just have a problem when the girl thinks she’s on some higher path, like an artist, not getting naked for money and personal gain, but doing it as part of her “talent”…

Because when you get naked, whether in character, like when you’re “Candy” in the back pages, or on HBO and Showtime…you’re virtually one in the same…one of you just gets paid more…

Own that shit, lets not white was that shit, Emmy Rossum is a prostitute who memorizes lines and I kinda like it…even if she’s awful

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Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

05

Feb

Trying to Look Up Adriana Lima’s Skirt of the Day

These pictures are from earlier in the month, when Adriana Lima was at some Turkish fashion event that I assume wasn’t for the Muslim crowd in Turkey, seeing as she was wearing a short skirt, showing off her legs, and even a little glimpse of what may or may not be her mom pussy that she kept a virgin, until she decided it was time to shit out a bunch of kids while also shitting on her career, but more importantly on her hot under 30 year old body, that if it wasn’t Catholic had a good decade of good left in her, proving yet again how religion fucks everything up…

That said, I like to pretend I am looking or her virginity…up on some Virgin Mary hustle…because that is the foundation of religion…up skirt pics..

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Posted in:Adriana Lima

2014

05

Feb

Morning Hangover of the Day

So apparently when you’re website is named DrunkenStepfather…people who have been molested by their stepfather think you’re a sick fuck…and then when you start arguing that a lot of geniuses over the generations were pedophiles…and when you start asking what is more boring Woody Allen, his movies, or his sex scandals…people really thinks you are a sick fuck…

Why can’t we all just get along and hate each other in a friendly way…here are some morning links…

Here are some morning links…

Top 10 Most Notorious Celebrity Heroin Users
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Popular Children Celebrities…
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How to Incorporate Ace Ventura Dialogue into your Everyday Life
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Japanese School Girls Cover Sabotage
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Some Amazing Olympic Facts
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The Best News Bloopers of January
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Sean Penn has Moved in with Charlize Theron
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Beyonce and Jay Z at the Game
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Naked in the Water!
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Coco Half Naked
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A Bunch of Black Girls
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Last night, I saw a girl in a dog cage eating Milk Bones While Getting Fucked With a Strap On – on this Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The hardest thing about being a blogger with such a successful blog…is dealing with all the pussy…It’s like I can’t leave my house without panties thrown at me, paparazzi taking pics of me, the FBI wanting to interview me…no wait that’s the Beatles or some other rockstar…being a blogger is practically like not existing…

Here are the stepLINKS

Top 10 Amanda Knox is a Babe
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Girls With Tattoos
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Some Angelina Jolie in Australia
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According to the News – Obama Can’t Travel in Time
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Bieber Took Selena’s Virginity
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Jordan Carver Are Some Ridiculous Tits in Lingerie
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Marisa Miller’s Tits Live
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Selena Gomez Looks Like a 70s Hooker
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These Celebs Look Like Famous Paintings
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Barbara Walters Comes to Woody Allens Defense
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12 Celebs Bullied as Kids
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Kate Upton Bouncing and Clapping
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Amazing Building to Building Jump
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Shiny Dress
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Every Transformation from the Transformers
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Spandex Suit of the Day
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Claudia Romani’s Crotch Shot
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Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet 10 Million Dollars
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This is hilarious to me – Let me Interrupt you for some BReaking News
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Mila Kunis at an Event
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Kris Jenner Says Bruce Jenner is Not a Tranny
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A History of Lawrence Taylor’s Crazy
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Victoria’s Secret Models in Store Appearance
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Apples Tribute to 30 Years of Technology
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Jennifer McCurdy Bello Magazine
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Funny Train Vs Car Collision
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Maryna Linchuk Boobs Get Fondled
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You Will Want to Fuck Jac
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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Bieber is Looking for a Pool to be Baptized In
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Weirdest Dance Move Ever
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Sochi Olympic Logo is Pretty Russian
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The Ultimate Tractor Fail Compilation
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Shenae Grimes Bra…
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Asian Chicks
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Celebs React to Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Death
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Best Dentist Ever…
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Leann Rimes Picking HEr Ass
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LeAnna Rimes Bikini Ass on a Paddelboard
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Three Ways to Destroy the Universe
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Jennifer Aniston Got Extensions to Feel Younger
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Taylor Swift Hates Getting Naked!
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The Best Designed Sex Toys Ever
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Judy Spreads her Ass in Kitchen Gloves
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Last night, I saw a girl shove 4 fingers in her ass at a Starbucks on this Site
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Hilarious Orgasms
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Girls Gone Wild Bring the Girls Going Wild
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Handcuffed Face Fucked
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Tits So Big They Are Dumb
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Insane Tits on Webcam
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Girl and her 32GGs
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The WTF Porn Award Goes to Germany
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Bored with plain vanilla? Get one of these chicks with whips – ? GO

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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

Feb

Rosalind Lipsett Bikini Modelling of the Day

Rosalind Lipsett is a bikini model from Ireland, which is a concept that some of you may have a hard time grasping, like a black person in the KKK or a Jewish Nazi, because even if Ireland has more than just potatoes, like beaches, I just assumed didn’t have any sun, because the Irish girls I know, melt when they leave their houses…if they aren’t too hung over to leave their houses before sunset…

Making Rosalind and anomaly I like, you know much better than some weird mutant freak locked in the basement, because when the outcast, or outsider, or the the freak is a fucking rocking’ body bikini babe rocking’ her BEACH RIOT BIKINI ….I fully fucking support..and even follow home if I’m lucky enough…

She’s amazing…follow her on INSTAGRAM

Posted in:Rosalind Lipsett

2014

04

Feb

Emily Ratajkowski for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2014 of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit feature this year was already a given, I mean thanks to that music video of a song that has been played so fucking much I want to rip my balls off to shove them in my ears every time I hear it…that’s how much I don’t like it…so they decided to leak a pic and get the buzz going that the magazine is coming…

She’s got huge tits, that she’s not afraid to show off naked, so putting them in a bathing suit, just seems like the logical thing to do, since every girl wants a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit credit to feel validated, even if SI Swimsuit is kind of a dated concept thanks to the internet, but still huge enough because they go to the trouble of shooting all these babes and putting them in one place…which I guess isn’t totally worthless since it makes them 100,000,000 dollars…

Here’s her preview as she continues to take over the world…one titty pic at a time.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

04

Feb

Angry People of the Day

People are generally too happy in this medicated world…I considering the fact that the whole world is sad and broken souls thanks to the media making us feel inadequate, useless and like failures…you’d think there would be more short fuse fits of rage…and higher suicide rates…and to celebrate that here are three videos of people getting mad that brought me joy.

Angry guy at the Dry Cleaners…

Angry Broncos Fan…

Angry eviction…

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Feb

Stage Mom of the DAy

Carrie Michalka is the stage mom behind Alyson & Amanda Michalka…who you may not remember or know, but who were on Disney bullshit and pretty famous at a young age, something that only happens when you have a mom with an ego who either thinks she deserved to be famous, but life as a trailer park stripper with a meth addiction got in the way, or who has an ego and this her kids or really anything she shits out of her ass, pussy or mouth is gold…gold the world needs to experience, putting a fire under her ass to get them cast in shit, our just an enterprising individual who realizes managing these assholes who ruined your fucking life and body…who owe you more than 20 percent of their earning since you gave them life…are easier to exploit than working as a cocktail waitress…

That said, whatever her storyline is, she’s fucking amazing and these pics she posted of herself…are good enough to fap to, because she’s got so much going for her on so many levels…and one of those things she’s still kinda hot…and deserves the fame she always wanted…I am a fan

Posted in:Carrie Michalka