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2014

31

Jan

Kaili Thorne in her Bra and Panties of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the 22 year old sister of some stage family with hippie names making me assume are unemployed hippies, or just egos who took the whole “our kids are so cute” to the next level and put them into performing so that who figure they will use their kids so that they never have to work again, so they had a bunch of them, threw them at the entertainment industry, some of them stuck while, I think those two are named Bella and Dani…while this one, the older one…just became a hipster who gets naked and half naked for amateur photoshoots…despite having her very own IMDB page…since she’s trying to give the family some edge or legitimacy..or at least distance herself from the candy coated nonsense by getting half naked…I mean they are an “artistic” family this behavior is encouraged as long as it gets people talking…

However, I could be wrong, I know nothing about these people, I just know this one is good enough to look at half naked, and this one’s been making a name for herself being half naked, and I am a fan of that…all girls should take part in that…

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite activity is being a guest on VIVID RADIO …because I guess talking to adult star Monique Alexander about Prostate milking completes me. It’s some soul mate level shit….literally.

Here are some step links…

Amazing Girls in Yoga Pants
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Tara Reidin’ Week is Doing Sharnado 2
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George Zimmerman is Doing Celebrity Boxing Now
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Ultimate Tractor Fails!
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Crossing Sign Gives the Finger
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I can’t Get Enough Taylor Swift Being Attakced at the Grammys
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Anna Kendrick’s Crazy Week…..
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Some Charitable Celebrities to Feel Good
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College Coeds, Springbreaks, Out of Control Parties…
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Hot pics of playmates and bikini models you can actually date  – ? GO

So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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A Bunch of Creepy Old Men – See if You’re on the List
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Some Babe in Lingerie on the Toilet
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to hang out at stripclubs with pornstars…getting drunk on free liquor…because I can…or at least I pretend that I can…it’s some “The Secret” shit…and while I do that…Here are some stepLINKS…

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Girls who aren’t wearing Bras
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Some Nina Agdal Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Dressed Sophisticated…and Not in a Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Booty in Leggings
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Rachel Bilson is Pretty Horrible Looking
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Schumacher’s Being Take Off His Coma
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Slutty Chick of the Day
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How to Remove Ice Car in Poland
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Charitable Celebrities
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Anastasia Ashley’s Bikini Paparazzi Pics
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Halle Berry’s big Old Tits
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Rihanna Wants a Bigger Ass
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Tongue on a Frozen Pole Prank
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The Bella Twins – in Bikinis on the Beach
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Russian Man Caught Masturbating in Parking Lot
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Addison Timlin Pokies
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Bad Idea of the Day
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Claudia Schiffer in Marie Claire UK
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Kate Upton in Cosmo Spain
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Wiz Khalifa Slep During Taylor Swifts Performance…
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Budweiser’s Puppy Love AD
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Isabelli Fontana’s
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Hot Chick on Ukraine’s got Talent Pole Dances
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The Best Closed Captioning for the News
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Pedestrian Disappears in Snow
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Anna Kendrick for a Superbowl Ad
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Amanda Bynes Leaving a Gas Station in Leggings
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Kelly Lynch Nude in Some Movie Called Summer Rain
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Katy Perry Kept Feeling Anna Kendrick’s Tits
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Eliza Gonzalez does Cosmo Mexico
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Apparently the Patriots Cheated at the last Superbowl….
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Edita Vilkeviciute’s Titties for Vogue Paris
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Scarlett Johansson’s Supports Sodastream and Sodastream Supports Terrorists?
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Miley Getting Humped by a Horse
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Amazing Unnecessary Censorship
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Classy Japanese Porn of the Day
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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This Girls is Taking 15 Inches…and It Looks Scary
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Leanne Crow Has the Dumbest Fucking Tits Ever
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Pee Video of the Day
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Girl VS Horse Dildo
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Some Hard Fisting in the Bathroom
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Heart Shaped Ass of the Day
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Jan

Madison Murray Posing with the Bieber Car of the Day

Florida based model Madison Murray …who I follow on Instagram and love because she always brings the funny, did some Guerrilla Style, Gonzo, Sneaky modelling by visiting the the rental car company LouLaVie that Bieber got his DUI car from before getting his DUI…and she did a little sneaky photoshoot with the same car Bieber got arrested in…all for jokes and that kind of guerrilla Modelling is the future…amazing…

That said, I wonder if she sniffed the seats to see if she could still smell Bieber’s vagina on them…I know I would have…because he’s all the fucking rage, I think CNN covered his Toronto arrest and the fact he may lose his work Visa a total of 4 hours the last 24 hours…because no real world issues are happening…ridiculous…which is almost as bad as the Georgia snowstorm crisis coverage….when really all we should focus on is this babe on the Bieber car…because that’s the best this Bieber story has to offer, unless of course he loses his work visa and is stuck in Canada…which would make all of you very happy.

FOLLOW Madison Murray on INSTAGRAM cuz she’s Awesome….

Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

30

Jan

Helena Christensen Hot in Triumph Lingerie of the Day

Helena Christensen is one of those models…who could be in an old folks home shitting herself because she’s lost control of her bodily functions…if fact that’s probably the best way to get down with her because she won’t have the senses about her to say no…and you can tell all your friends you fucked Helena Christensen’s elderly diaper wearing ass when the people at the Old Folk’s home thought you were there to read her stories or to take her on walks…or to do whatever it is the other creepy elderly fuckers pretend to volunteer for in efforts to bang grannies…we call these reverse pedos…

Now, Helena Christensen isn’t in an old folks home, despite being older…she’s still better than most women…and I am all about these lingerie pics..

Posted in:Helena Christensen

2014

30

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski is a Catalog Girl of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski even in shitty catalog pics, something I hate more than life itself…because they are a dated way to showcase clothing and if you’re not excited about the clothing…they are a total misuse of a potentially amazing subject…who as we know for Emily Ratajkowski’s other work…could take this shoot to some pretty fucking substantially busty places… but being pathetic in the grand scheme of things…and even a pathetic on a micro level…I’ll take her Catalog Pics as news….while being creepy….

She looks birdlike, her nipples and vag photoshopped out, this is some of her worst work, but it probably paid the best, so whatever, I get it…and most importantly…it’s good enough.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

30

Jan

Ashley Benson Walkin’ Around in Short Shorts of the Day

Ashely Benson is the chubby girl from Springbreakers who was in her bikini, had the tits, and who I think had the threesome scene with one of the other Disney starlets because she likes attention and that had the most impact..

She’s also hugely popular on some show for tweens that I never really heard of or watched because I am not that creepy…I am more creepy in a hiding in the bushes kind of way…or staring at girls after asking them to let me watch them masturbate…but not creepy in watching shows targeted to young girls to be up to speed on young people issues…so that I can have something to talk to them about at Starbucks when I see them studying…

I saw THESE PAPRAZZI PICS of her in short enough shorts, and assumed that they were staged…you know put on knowing the paparazzi was called…and after cross referencing her instagram, I think I was right, because why else would she have posted her shorts there too…I mean maybe she really likes these shorts…but I think she’s more into liking the attention…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

30

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for H&M Lingerie of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a 24 year old Lithuanian lingerie model…probably best known for being in Victoria’s Secret Catalogs…at least to the average married dude who’s only porn is the Victoria’s Secret catalog but that has more importantly showed off her naked body for fashion numerous times…. HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE ….and that’s all that really matters…

I mean being lent out to H&M from Victoria’s Secret isn’t much to talk about..but it’s a good excuse to post her nudity that she’s done HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

30

Jan

Hot Drug Addicts in an Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t really know what THIS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT …someone posted it on my Facebook and I thought the pics were awesome….this is what the caption said…

The Ninth Floor documents a group of addicts who moved into the apartment of a former millionaire in a wealthy neighborhood in downtown Manhattan. Joe Smith, in his mid 60s, allowed a young addict to move into a spare bedroom in his large three-bedroom apartment in hopes of gaining rent. Several years later, a fully addicted Joe no longer had a bedroom and as many as 12 to 15 young addicts stayed at any given time. All electricity and hot water had been turned off and anything valuable had long been sold to feed habits.

This project documents the residents of this space leading up to their eviction and follows several of them after as they face jail and sickness, fight and love, attempt to get clean, sink deeper into addiction, go to jail, start families and struggle to survive.

Whatever it is…it’s fucking sexy and reminds me of Larry Clark..but more importantly – all the affordable sex I’ve had in my life.

To see the rest of the pics Click Here

Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

30

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Mom Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Simpson has always been busty, so that’s not going to change just because she’s had a bunch of kids and gained a bunch of weight….if anything that bustiness is gonna just get more busty and not in a good way…because if you’ve ever fucked a depressed, sad, sloppy, fat single mom, because you could, you will know her tits look more like the frozen vomit you left on her front porch…than something you’d masturbate to pictures of…

So sure, she is contractually obligated to lose a ton of fucking weight, and with that coupled with baby making…comes deflated boobs…and I guess this is what those boobs look like in a push up bra…not all that good right.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson