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2014

02

Jan

Demi Moore in her Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for…

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2014

02

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican…

I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

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2014

02

Jan

Olga Kent’s Got Good Bikini of the Day


Olga Kent is some Russian girl who I am celebrating in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls she’s managed to get into Movies and other shit…rather than working for a webcam company where she pisses on command if you ask her for fear that the Russian Mobster than owns her kills her family if she doesn’t do it….however I kinda prefer desperation of a girl who had relatives wait in line for rationed bread to someone getting paid…no matter how good she looks in a bikini…

Apparently, she’s a bond girl…I’m more into her vagina definition in her bikini..

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2014

02

Jan

Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay…

Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go…

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2014

02

Jan

AnnaLynne McCord Bent Over Administering CPR in a Bikini of the Day

When you don’t matter – like Annalynne McCord – who was on one TV show that didn’t matter for a long enough to accidentally think she mattered – when really it was just wishful thinking so that she didn’t have to crawl back to Texas her tail between her legs – in the kind of she will do anything she has to do to be famous – and probably has done all she can do to be famous – leaving her nothing but a LA hooker who isn’t a legit hooker but fucks for money indirectly to pay her bills…get in a bikini and people will care enough to remember you exist…anything for attention yo.

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2014

02

Jan

Ellie Goulding in Marie Claire UK of the Day

Ellie Goulding is topless in Marie Claire UK…well technically topless because she’s not wearing clothes…but not topless enough since we can’t see her nipples getting milked the way all topless pics should be…

But we have seen her TOPLESS IN FLAUNT …or at least she’s shown off her hipster rocker nippples that weren’t all that hot but still happened and once your nipples exist on the internet there is really no need to ever wear a shirt in pictures again – you kinda lay the groundwork for yourself to be topless for life…and not just topless like this…and the real issue in all this is why the fuck am I talking about Ellie Goulding…

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2014

02

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

I always get in trouble when people die because I laugh at death, I am hardcore like that, it’s like fuck you death and the person you took, even if I am well aware that death sucks as a concept…

You know seeing the world collectively hold hands crying for someone who they never met and who didn’t give a fuck about them just confuses me…sure they are celebs, but do they really matter, and did you really care that they were alive yesterday.


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Every time a celeb dies, I lose followers, traffic partners, all because I get carried away, so today, I resolve to be nicer about death…to may my RIP Motherfucker posts more tributes that poking fun at their lives…Because never has there been a tragedy as great as a 65 year old obese man dying…because he was on TV….


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2014

02

Jan

Lais Navarro for Nasty Gal of the Day

Lais Navarro is a Brazilian model that I have never heard of but that I assume is like all other Brazilian models…hot bodied….with a face that doesn’t matter…and I guess with Genitals that don’t matter, even though historically the hottest Brazilian women are actually dudes, when the actual brazilian women are just fat..with genitals that might as well be dudes…because they look like deflated testicles…but that’s just rumors, it’s not like I moved to Brazil and pretended to be an gynecologist to see the pussies of the country…but that would be my kind of fraud…

Here she is doing a campaign for Nasty Gal that involves her in lingerie – photoshopped – nipple-less and still looking hot

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2014

02

Jan

Bethenny Frankel Old Lady Bikini of the Day

I guess when you make a lot of your gold digging money on a product line called “Skinny Girl”…a product line you have to do less than a few hours a week on..but rather you just “spokesmodel”…you have a commitment, probably contractually to stay skinny, even if your ass is melting despite your efforts….at 100 years old what do you except…

Oh…apparently she’s got a daily talk show.Thanks shitty reality TV that speaks to the retards of the world for making these people exist.

Either way, I would rather not be looking at her in a bikini, when instagram has so many hotter girls posting pics of their vacations to look at…but I’ll post it anyway…even though this bitch doesn’t exist to me and shouldn’t exist to you even if she does exist.

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2014

02

Jan

Elsa Hosk in Some Catalog Pics of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model with a funny looking nose..if you take the time to look away from her pretty perfect looking photoshopped body for some company called Express.

She was a pro Swedish Basketball player, which isn’t some pornographic sex fetish, but rather actual women’s Basketball, that is best described as the IKEA version of the WNBA.

But now she’s a model, because who the fuck wants to be a pro Swedish basketball player when companies like Victoria’s Secret throw hundreds of thousands of dollars at her.

She’s alright…catalog pics aren’t’…they fucking suck…

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